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>> Rosie: WE'RE BACK.
OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS OWN
AWARD-WINNING TALK SHOW, A
COUPLE COMMERCIALS, A CD, A BOOK
AND IS QUITE SIMPLY ONE OF OF
THE FUNNIEST GUYS AROUND.
HE CAN BE SEEN THIS SUMMER WITH
THESE GUYS IN "LETHAL WEAPON 4."
PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS ROCK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND YOU ARE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: WELL, HOW YOU DOING,
CHRIS?
>> WELL, THIS AUDIENCE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES, YES, YES, YES!
>> Rosie: YOU KNOW THEY'RE
HAPPY.
>> ESPECIALLY THIS LADY RIGHT
THERE.
>> Rosie: YEAH?
>> SHE'S A FINE [ BLEEP ].
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BLEEP ].
[ BLEEP ].■
>> Rosie: WE DO NOT HAVE A
BUTTON LONG ENOUGH FOR [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ BLEEP ] [ BLEEP ].
>> Rosie: HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS?
>> I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> Rosie: AT'S A GREAT
OPENING.
>> YEAH.
>> Rosie: YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE
SET, IS THAT TRUE?
>> A LITTLE SOMETHIN' FOR THE
PEOPLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Rosie: NOW, IS IT TRUE YOU'VE
ONLY FILMED A COUPLE DAYS SO
FAR?
>> YEAH.
TWO, THREE DAYS.■
>> Rosie: TWO, THREE DAYS.
>> BUT THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE.
MEL'S GREAT, YOU KNOW, PICKS ME
UP ERY MORNING, DRIVING ME TO
THE SET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: WOW, THAT'S SWEET.
>> NOTHING TO IT.
>> Rosie: DANNY MAKES HIS FAMOUS
GUM BOW EVERY MORNING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: AND RENE?
>> RENE LIKES TO SHOW HER
[ BLEEP ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: ALL RIGHTY, THEN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
CAN EVERYONE CAN SAY "EDIT"?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HI, CHRIS.
>> Rosie: GOOD MORNING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I LIKE THIS JOB!
>> Rosie: MEL, WERE YOU EXCITED
WHEN THEY SAID YOU WERE GOING TO
BE IN "LETHAL WEAPON 4"?
>> YEAH, 4.
THAT'S 4.
YOU KNOW, LIKE "ROCKY IV"!
>> Rosie: YEAH.
>> HEY, ROCCO WAS IN THAT ONE.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
I WAS DUMBFOUNDED.
WHAT, ARE THEY GOING TO SHOOT ME
OR KILL ME OR SOMETHING?
NO, THEY WANT YOU TO BE A COP.
WHAT KIND OF COP GETS KILLED
EARLY ON, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO.
IT'S LIKE A REAL PART, I HEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: YEAH!
WERE YOU A LITTLE INTIMIDATED,
SEQUEL AND ALL?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
GREAT SEQUELS, YOU KNOW?
>> Rosie: SURE.
>> "ALIENS 4."
YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY FAVORITE -- WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE?
>> Rosie: OF ALL TIME?
"AIRANE 2."
>> THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
>> Rosie: YEAH, YOU LIKE IT OUT
HERE IN L.A.?
>> YEAH, I LOVE IT.
FABULOUS.
>> Rosie: YEAH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> EL NINO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: SCARY.
>> OH!
IT'S SCARY.
IT AIN'T AS SCARY AS EL ***.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
EL *** IS TEARING UP
EVERYTHING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
EL NINO GOT NOTHING ON ***
>> Rosie: HERE'S A LACK OF A
SEGUE.
SO YOU CAME BACK FROM VEGAS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WENT TO VEGAS --
>> Rosie: YOU WON A LOT OF MONEY
SOMEONE TOLD ME.
>> YEAH, I WAS WAITING FOR MY
BAGS.
AND I SAID, OKAY, I'LL WAIT.
LEME GAMBLE, PUT IN A DOLLAR
SLOT.
AND I WON LIKE 300 BUCKS.
AND I FELT LIKE AN IDIOT WINNING
THIS MONEY, ■■CAUSE PEOPLE
LOOKING AT ME, YEAH, LIKE YOU
NEED $300.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: DID YOU KEEP IT OR DID
YOU GIVE IT AWAY?
>> NO, I [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: OH!
CHRIS!
>> AND I SHARED IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I SHARED THE [ BLEEP ].
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: OH, YOU'RE BAD.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> THAT'S SOME GOOD [ BLEEP ],
MEL?
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BOY, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT RENE
WILL DO FOR SOME [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BLEEP ]
>> Rosie: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, CHRIS, SIR -- CHRIS, SIR,
YOU HAVING AN OSCAR PICK FOR
BEST FILM THIS YEAR?
>> BEST FILM THIS YEAR.
>> Rosie: YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF
THE OSCARS.
>> I HATE THE OSCARS.
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE ONLY
AWARDS SHOW WHERE YOU DON'T GET
TO DO YOUR THING.
YOU HAVE LIKE A MUSIC AWARDS
SHOW, PEOPLE SING.
HEY,
♪♪ LA, LA, LA ♪♪
OSCARS, AM I GOING TO SEE
LEONARDO ACT OUT A SCENE WHILE A
FIREHOSE IS POINTED AT HIM?
NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SEE THAT!
>> Rosie: YEAH, YEAH.
>> I WANT TO SEE GREG KINNEAR
DOING A SCENE WHILE HE'S GETTING
THE CRAP BEATUT OF HIM.
>> Rosie: YOU LIKED THAT?
>> JUST LIKE THE MOVIE!
THEY DON'T DO THAT AT THE
OSCARS.
>> Rosie: YOU THINK "TITANIC"
WILL TAKE IT THIS YEAR?
>> "TITANIC," I GUESS SO.
YOU KNOW, "TITANIC," IT'S THE
BEST MOVIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU KNOW?
YOU K K IT'S LIKE THE FIRST
TIME LIKE A STUDIO, THEY GOT
WHAT THEY PAID FOR.
>> Rosie: RIGHT.
>> IT'S THE BEST -- YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT IMPRESSED.
JUST LIKE A 7'5" GUY THAT'S GOOD
AT BASKETBALL!
BIG DEAL!
[ LAUGHTER ]
BIG DEAL!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD!
HE'S THE BEST ACTOR, YOU'RE THE
BEST DIRECTOR, YOU COST THE MOST
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, RIGHT?
OKAY.
>> Rosie: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I GET PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO
TELL JOKES.
NOBODY SHOULD BE AMAZED THAT I'M
FUNNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie: IT'S WHAT YOU DO.
>> I BETTER BE FUNNY.
I BETTER BE FUNNY.
SHE GONNA WHOOP MY [ BLEEP ]!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW, THE "APOSTLE" IS GOOD.
LIKE "CHASING AMY."
MOVIES THAT WEREN'T NOMINATED.
"AUSTIN POWERS" WAS --
>> Rosie: MIKE MEYERS.
THEY NEVER GET NOMINATED, THOUGH
COMICS.
>> NO, YOU TELLING ME NOBODY
WORKED HARDER THAN JIM CARREY
THIS YEAR.
"LIAR LIAR."
COME ON NOW.
COME ON, WHO -- WHO?
YOU KNOW WHO REALLY SHOULD GET
NOMINATED?
I WANT TO -- PAMELA LEE ANDERSON
AND TOMMY LEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, COME ON, KIM BASINGER
WAS GOOD BUT SHE WASN'T PAMELA
LEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rosie■■STAY RIGHT THERE.
AND BE QUIET FOR A MOMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]