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-(Marty) Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, circus
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, afro
Circus afro, circus afro
Polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot, afro
-Now, that's what this circus needs!
Look at that zebra go!
-Well, I did tell you that rainbow wigs
are the wave of the future.
-[chuckles] Now, who do we have next?
[heavy-bass techno music playing]
Techno lemurs? I love techno lemurs!
-So, I should just put down...
-Yes! Now, if we could only find a bear...
on a tricycle?
[music continues]
We'll take her!
-Three for three? These are the best auditions ever!
-Absolutely! We're gonna be a hit!
Now, all we need is one more big act--
the grand finale! Who's next?
[horn beeps]
-Hey, hey! Sorry we're late,
but there was an elephant in the carpool lane.
-"We"?
-Good thing our trunk is bigger than his. [laughs]
Tada!
-All right, all right, stop your clownin' around and...
well, uh, start your clownin' around.
-Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
novelty toys and that creepy-looking candy guy...
-Hey.
-Prepare yourselves for the greatest show on earth!
Witness the feats that only fruits can perform!
First up, our little lumberjack of all trades,
Midget Apple!
-Don't worry, folks. I love to multi-ax. [laughs]
-Next!
-Aww. I knew I should've juggled hippopotamuses instead.
-Our next performer is never on time,
but don't worry, he's worth the "weight." [laughs]
-FYI, we're not a package deal.
I'm totally down with freelancing.
-Yeesh, I'm not sure which one's the dumbbell. [laughs]
-Next!!
-Ooh-ooh! Do you know what's light, fluffy,
and 50 feet up in the air?
-What? -Oh, is it a cloud?
-Nope! Iiiiiiit's... Marshmallow!
-I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
-And don't forget the master acrobat: Squash!
-Guys? I feel dizzy.
-Yay! [fwack!]
-[Squash yells]
[crash!] Eww! -Tada!
-Eww!
-Wow! That really is a "compact" car. [laughs]
-Next!
-Our final act is a mythical beast beyond imagination--
part fruit, part wild animal.
It's the one, it's the only...
Pear Bear!
-[growling weakly]
Oww! Hey! [whack!]
-Stop!!!
Look, guys, you're not cut out for this, okay?
We need something fresh, something hot,
something nobody's ever seen before.
Something like... like... like that!
[heavy-bass techno music playing]
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Everybody loves techno lemurs!
-He's right! I do love techno lemurs!
-You see that, fellas? THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Think you can give ol' Big Top what he's lookin' for?
-Are you kidding? We've always wanted to...
-Wig out.
[all making random noises]
-Hot dog, this is the end! The big finale!
You guys are gonna be stars!
-This is fantastic,
but what happened to your friend, Squa--
[squash!] -Ew! That was terrible!
-Whoa!
Looks like we're not the only one to catch a "break." [laughs]
[laughter dies out] Ah.
[all making random noises]
-Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, circus
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, afro
Circus afro, circus afro
Polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot, afro!
-Really? -Move it!
-I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it, I like to move it [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]