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Man, the speech at the Masjid really got to me today.
You talking about those jinns again bro? Do you know there's an app nowadays that you
can download, that can track down the jinns for you.
Hehe okay! Hehe. You think that's funny?
I am not playing. I just don't wanna get haunted, or even worse
posessed. How about YOU worry about getting posessed,
and I'm gonna worry about what time I'm getting to Eid salah tomorrow for prayers.
Which reminds me, what time you getting there? Umm.. I'll be there around 7:30 before the
taghbeerat inshAllah. Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing.
What about you, Umer? UMER?
He asked you a question. What time are you coming tomorrow?
I'm not coming tomorrow. My Eid is inshAllah Friday,
if they look at the moon. What do you mean?
If they find the moon from the naked eye. Woah woah hold on.
What do you mean? What are you talking about, man?
Eid is tomorrow. It's not Friday.
What world are you living in? Eid is not tomorrow.
Eid is - I'm going by the moon, Sameer. Yes, there's been calculations done,
that say that the moon is sighted, that Eid is tomorrow.
We didn't look at the moon, okay...
there is, there is no moon. No one saw the moon.
Hold on. Your Masjid is straight wrong. Woah woah woah, Sameer! Sameer. Sameer.
Hold on - If he wants to do the Eid,
whenever he wants to, just let it be. We can all hang out on the weekends.
That's fine, that's fine, give me a second. So, tell me...
You're going by the moon and you're saying calculation is wrong.
That's your argument? Okay, now when it's time for prayer...
Zuhr, Asr, Maghrib, whatever it may be What do you do? You go outside, you look at
the moon? Or you look at the sun and you say
Hmm... What's the sun's position today? According to this position, I think it is
now time for Zuhr OR do you do what normal people do is
you go to a calendar, which has been pre-calculated and you say "okay. today's the 28th, it's
time to pray Maghrib at 8:22" You're - you're ignoring the Hadith.
You're totally ignoring. Yes you are. You're ignoring the Hadith and the Quran.
It clearly says that - let me say something. It clearly says that you gotta look at the
moon from the naked eye. It's that simple, you know? It's not a big
deal. Why do we make this a big deal?
Why is this such a big issue? Okay -
It's just that simple. Why are you making this so complicated?
Fine you wanna' look at the moon by the naked eye?
Then how come you don't ride on a camel to the Masjid?
This is totally not fair. Why are we talking about camels in this argument?
Over here, we're talking about moons, scientists, and -
Look, I don't CARE what YOU think, okay? If you want to go ahead and do what you do,
then honestly I really have to say that I think your Masjid is straight wrong
and you need to go do something about that. My Masjid is straight wrong?
What'd you say? MAN! Woah woah woah woah woah!
Sameer! Sameer sameer sameer! Guys guys guys guys!
Stop stop stop stop! STOP STOPPPPPP!
Astaghfirullah, just... Just stop, okay? Alright?
Why don't we go ahead and just get in the car
and we can figure this out, alright? Alright! We can solve it in the car!
How about that? Man, you're being ridiculous, Umer.
Being ridiculous? You want me to stop my 30th day of fast on
the 29th day? Which scientifically may or may not even be
true. Do you disbelieve in the Quran and Sunnah?
Okay, t's a scientific calculation. Scientists predicted that the earth was flat.
Now they predict that the earth is round. Maybe in the future they'll probably predict
that the earth is a square, like spongebob, ya
know? Bro, I'm not gonna' argue with you,
because you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
MashAllah Sameer, you're blessed with big eyes,
so the Hadith says you gotta' look at the moon from your naked eye
from your own eyes. You see the moon? You do Eid.
You don't see the moon? You do it the next day, inshAllah.
You know, I'm done arguing with you. You obviously have no idea what you're talking
about, okay? Simple solution is you're coming tomorrow,
and that's it. No, I'm actually not coming for Eid.
I'm gonna celebrate the Eid with my moon. How about you just get out of my mom's car
right now? Guys, stop. Stop! Stop, okay?
Fine! Then, fine go celebrate Eid with your scientists.
Open the door, man! Guys, just stop fighting, please!
Sameer, drive the car! There!
Close the door, lets go. Tell him to celebrate Eid with the scientists.
Umer, let's go. Umer? Umer, where you going?
Sameer. Sameer? What?
Okay, what is it? Go back and pick him now, NOW!
Nah, man. He's a big boy. He can walk himself.
Are you serious? So you're just gonna' kick someone out of your car
just because they follow a different Masjid ruling than yours?
Man, he doesn't even know what he's talking about, okay?
Sameer listen, if something... if anything happens to him, it's all on you.
So go back and pick him up, NOW! Sorry man, but that request is gonna have
to be denied. Sameer - you know what?
Hehehehe Okay seriously, you -- we don't play games
like that. Really, can you give it back?
Your TOPI? You're gonna have to give that one back.
Your TOPI - say bye. Say bye bye to topi.
Say bye bye! My mom gave me that topi. Can you please give
it back? Can you give that back?
Uhn huh - Go back and pick him up! Don't play with the freaking topi, man, that's
not a toy. Hold on - I think the topi's saying something.
What? WHAT? Reverse the car? Oh yeah, it's saying reverse the car and go
back pick Umer up now!
Give me the topi - WHOA - Look! I almost dropped it.
I almost dropped it.. ah ho! Okay, I'll go back.
You're going back? Yes! Yes - you promise?
Can you give me the topi now, please? You promise?
YES! Give it back. Give me the freakin' topi! There you go, go back! Right now, reverse
the car. Pick him up! GOD, man!
Umer? Umer??
Come on now - we gotta' Umer? UMER?
Umer? Umer where are you? UME -
Go go, go go drive! DRIVE! What?
It's a Jinn!! What?
You alright? We'll find him. Okay? Let's be big boys here
now. You're not a baby. It's okay, man!
I don't know, Sameer, I'm just really scared, okay.
What if something happens to him? How about we just circle around real quick?
I'm sure he hasn't gone that far. We'll find him, alright?
Alright? Come on, big boy. Big boy, deep breaths. Okay, alright alright, just - just turn over
here. Maybe he went to the gas station?
There we go, Yeah! Let's check it out. man. Let's check it out.
WHAT? Bro, you gotta' understand. I'm not saying
Umer's a bad person. I'm just simply saying that he's living in
the past, and we're in the 21st century.
We have the technology, why - what's wrong with me saying
that we can use it to help us become better people.
Better Muslims and help us in practicing our own religion.
Man, I honestly don't understand why he's -
he's so backwards. If - All he really has to do is simply just listen
to what I say and whatever I say is right.
I'm not gonna say something that's wrong. I'm correct, right? You're - even you're celebrating
Eid tomorrow Right?
I know that Eid is tomorrow. Okay then! And why is that?
Hehehehe. You know why? You know why? You really wanna know why?
Yeah, obviously. Because clearly, I can see
that Shaitaan has been released. Okay? Umer?
Yeah, what's up? Alhamdulillah man. I'm so happy we found you.
Let's go. Come on. No, I'm not coming.
Umer, it's over! Just - just forget about it.
What's over? It's not a big deal to you, okay? If you wanna go home, you can go home.
I'll call someone else. By that time, the Jinn will eat you.
Just leave, man. Just leave. So, did you find him?
Can I tell you something? No.
You and Umer have been friends since elementary school, right?
Way longer than you and I have known each other.
Okay, and what's your point? So you're telling me, that you're ready to
toss your friendship just because of some argument?
Fine, you know - fine. Let's say you're right. He's wrong, okay?
Does all that argument really matter? You're losing a friend!
You guys are arguing back and forth. Is that the whole point of fasting during
the month of Ramadan? Look dude, I don't need a lecture right now.
You're proving that your pride is more greater than your friendship.
You really wanna know the truth? In high school, no one liked you Sameer!
You know why? Because you were broke. You had no money and you were mean.
You know how many gas stations your father owned at that time?
ZERO. He has zero gas stations, Sameer.
But right now, Alhamdulillah that you're rich, I like hanging out with you.
But you know one guy who always had your back, Sameer?
One guy. That's him right there. Umer. Are you even listening to me?
You know what, FINE. It's okay. Keep ignoring me.
That's fine! But he's not leaving unless you talk to him.
And I'm not leaving unless you take him. So both of ya'll just figure it out, okay?
Assalamu Alaikum, man. Walaikum Assalam.
Look, Umer. Let's go home.
I just want to stay here. Come on man!
Can we just stop fighting, bro? Let's go. Stop it man.
Come on, come on. Are you done?
Why you smiling? Are you gonna follow the hadith now?
Come on man! You know it's not like that.
I shouldn't have said what I said. I guess I was just...
got a little arrogant. I think...
I guess. You kicked me out of the car.
Look man, sometimes I just think I'm right. You're not even in your own car.
You gotta' understand, man. Look you have -
every right to practice the way you feel best. Pray when you wanna pray
Fast when you wanna fast. I'm no one to say anything.
I guess, I - I was just looking out for you, man.
I just - you're my bro. And I wanted what's best for you.
I guess I went overboard with that. I wanna say sorry, too. I think I went a little overboard, too.
Do you forgive me? I forgive you.
Come on. Tariq, my man. Wake up!
Look man, I think it's okay that he's fasting tomorrow.
I completely understand. That's what
I thought. Guys no need. Look...
Eid Mubarak. Eid Mubarak.
Eid Mubarak. My calculations were right.
What you gotta say about that?