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[Mans voice for whole video]
have you suffered emotional distress
because of circumstances beyond your control
well at the law offices of Swable, Gable, and Able
we'll come to
your house over a good cup of coffee
and discuss your case
we'll see if we can make you some dough
I hate those batteries companies
I hate those battery companies
I hate them
I hate those battery companies
their their always making you buy them they are always running out
they say 10 year shelf life
and their only good for
ah ah ah an hour
and what about Christmas lights
have you ever strung them around your house
five sets of them plugged in
you get em up on the ladder
you get down
your happy you plug them in
they don't work
I hate those light companies
I hate them
I go to the store
I buy them
I plug em in
I put them on the house I hate those light companies
and there's always one light that I'm trying to find the light
I get a little carried away I get emotional
that's why we fight for every dollar that you have coming
every dollar from those light companies and those battery companies
I hate Santa Claus
I hate him
my parents did not even tell me
that he wasn't real until I was 40
years old
I don't know what to believe
what not to believe
what's real what's not real
Iv'e been so emotionally distressed
I hate Santa Claus
sorry sorry
at Swable Gable and Able
we'll fight for every dollar that you have coming