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when i woke up. when i woke up. i saw
i saw you, i saw you walkin through my apartment and i was like, "happy fathers day"
then i was [thinking] like, "WHO is that guy?"
then i was [thinking] like, "maybe i took somehow home from the bar"
"but like, of the wrong gender." and then...
"this was a big mistake 'cause i was gonna have to contort myself like bender"
from. uh. futurama
you were being tried. and. failed. and.
i was like, "who is this guy in my house"
"i guess he's kind of cute. but really, a guy?!"
and then, uh, then i was like, "i gotta re-evaulate my life choices"
then i realized it was just you.
and now you won't even come to bed w/ me
this was supposed to be your bed, but then i made it
and i was like, "ah, i gotta throw up"
you know what they say, "you make your bed, then you sleep in it"