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I just got home from swim practice which explains why hair's just kinda wooo
I am far too chlorinated to care about that My whole face is a little bit tingly
pretty sure it's just blood flowing back into it after it was all being cut off by
my goggles. Because they're new. I lost my old pair.
I wish luck to whoever stole them, because they're prescription goggles
and you're going to have an impressive headache if you try to use them. I laugh at your pain.
Anyways, home from swimming, which, that is the worst drive.
Because there's one stoplight and it turns red
right before I get there every dang time
But yeah, swim practice.
I just pulled a reverse Old Man in the Locker Room. You know, the Old Man in the Locker Room
you walk into the locker room and there's a completely naked old man there. And you're just like aaaaa
and than you trying to forget and it doesn't work and you just lobotomize yourself a little bit
Anyhow, I was at the evening swim time, and I was the last dude out of the pool.
A little bit a context: I don't know if this is the way it is at
other pools, but at my pool the way it is is that anytime
you get out of practice, you're in the shower, whatever, social protocol
dictates that you keep your suit on
in the showers and then when you're out of the showers
you change all wrapped up in your towel as if you're ashamed to have
a body. It's very Victorian. Anyways, I'm the last one out of the pool
get in the locker room, it is empty, I'm like 'cool.' And, being of the tumblr
generation, I'm just like, "frick pants"
In this case, 'pants' means 'swimsuit'
So, I'm in the shower nude - "for shame" say the voices of social protocol in the
back of my head
yeah, turns out I wasn't the last one
out of the pool. I just hear this little gasp from behind me.
I looked around, there's this little old man
looking a little bit shocked to see me there
I just pulled an 'Old Man in the Locker Room'
on an old man
in the locker room.
I'm far too young to be the Old Man in the Locker Room.