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Hello
This is Nekoi from Psydoll
You're watching Alien Neko!
Computer,
run the introductory video!
Initiating...
OK, you can stop with the 3D text now.
Computer!
Call up the second item on our to do list.
I'm busy wait a minute!
OK, the second item is:
Go to Comiket
OK
Computer, what other Comiket videos do we have have?
Other videos include:
The Dealers Area
The Cosplay Area
Music at Comiket
and Human Anatomy: Footage from the Cosplay Changing Areas and Toilets
Oh, Jimmy!
I bet you would be interested in that last video!
Wait a minute!
Where is Jimmy?!
Test Subject #001 Pamyu Pamyu
Eww, you stink!
What did you do?!
[alien language: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu poop.]
Oh you didn't! That is disgusting!
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I want to buy 10,000 Jimi Appendix T-shirts,
but I can't afford it.
I am so sad that I want to commit suicide
Only I want to see episode 2!
There is going to be an episode 2, isn't there! ISN'T THERE?!
Alien Neko on Facebook.
Now playing:
The Dealers Area
I can't see!
Computer!
Make me taller!
Ahh!!
better!
You can see it is quite big and quite busy!
That guy is probably like:
Where is the soft *** section?
Oh!
It's everywhere!
[alien language: It's like that robot restaurant!]
That's right!
Cute dancing girls and robots!
How cool is that?!
lots of posters!
Teddy bears! So cute!
And you can buy stuff!
[Alien language: you know what I want to buy!]
[Alien Language: An hour with that robot!]
Yeah, and what about that female from earlier?!
No! The girls and robots are not for sale!
Just the pictures of the girls!
Besides, I thought you were on a diet!
Meat will kill you!
I will not be defeated by meat!
Especially not human meat!
Show me more food!
for thought
Show me more food for thought.
OK!
So I guess you want to see more cute girls!
Oh! And check this out!
Lots of pictures of pretty girls!
Holding themselves?!
Is something going to fall out?
Looks like there is a lot to fall out!
Oh melons! I want to eat some!
Keep out?
What's in there?
More human anatomy?!
I want to go to Comiket!
Comiket? that doesn't sound like the pronunciation of a Japanese word!
I believe you mean Comiketo.
Mr. Horns!
So smart, but so stupid!
If it doesn't sound like a Japanese word when I say it,
that is because it is not really a Japanese word!
It's an abbreviation!
for two English words
comic and market!
Actually, whether an abbreviation is a word is a matter for debate!
Oh just be quiet!
[Alien Language: The redneck doesn't know $#!+]
Exactly! One word:
Cosplay!
Wait, Cosplay?
costume play?
Is that technically two words?!
Anyway!!
Computer!
Stop looking up human anatomy!
Load up the cosplay videos!
Now playing: The Cosplay Area
Why can't these disguises be practical?!
My field of vision is essentially non existent.
[alien language: and they look like Kyary's $#!+]
They can't be practical and they have to look crap!
We want to fit in!
Hello! I am a normal human earth monster!
Just like you!
Do not be fooled by my clever disguise!
Can I have a sample of your poop?
I would like to test its consistency and measure its size.
[Alien language: Oh yeah! Earth is going to be sweet!]
23,000,000,000 likes
From all over!
Moustache president man.
Like
I want to buy 10,000 Jimi Appendix T-shirts,
but I can't afford it.
I am so sad that I want to commit suicide
Only I want to see episode 2!
There is going to be an episode 2, isn't there! ISN'T THERE?!
Alien Neko on Facebook.
Computer!
[Alien Language: make me pretty and green haired!]
Initiating
Oh Jimi!
Any excuse to dress up like a girl!
Computer! [Alien language: Run the video on pretty green haired things at comiket!]
Now playing: Music for sale at Comiket!
Hello!
OK, let's go!
But remember!
If anyone else identifies you as an alien
We are going to have to kill them and everyone else there!
so be careful!
Later at Comiket
Those are aliens, right?
No, I think they are from the new Gundam movie.
Foreigners are weird.
Definitely.
Feeling guilty for watching online videos without giving back
to the creators?
Don't stop!
Go to the Alien Neko Shop!!
Why not buy this Jimmy appendix t-shirt?
With a four hundred dollar price tag
You'll not only get a great t-shirt similar to that given to Kyari in Episode 1
but you'll also get a great feeling inside too!
And! you'll know you're giving back!
Why not buy two?
Or three?
Or ten thousand!
or you can get the alien neko badge, posters or stickers
Attach them to bags, hats, phones, computers or
even your face!
or perhaps you don't feel you need any material possessions
Perhaps you feel you've already received enough from us
Then donations are the best solution for you!
However you choose to give back
choose the Alien Neko Shop!
The Alien Neko Shop!!!
Because we need your money
To help pay our rent!
And because if you don't they are going to kill me!
Go to cafepress.com/alienneko
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This is Nekoi from Psydoll!
Coming soon!
English Subtitles by Benjamin Mathews