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>> Chris: LAST TIME ON
"TOTAL...DRAMA...ACTION" --
A GIRL WITH VISION -- VISION
THAT TOOK HER PAST EVERYDAY
THINKING.
BUT WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN,
AND EVEN WHEN THE CHIPS CAME
BACK UP AGAIN, SHE WAS THE ONLY
ONE WHO COULD RESCUE THEM --
SEARCHING FOR A CURE FOR THE
DISEASE THAT WAS AFFLICTING
HER DEAREST FRIENDS.
A CHALLENGE WAS WON,
A CURE FOUND.
BUT WILL HER BETRAYAL...
[ MUMBLES ]
HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?
GROSS DISEASE MOVIES MAKE ME
CRAVE A LITTLE CORN.
BUT IT'S TIME TO PUT THE SNACKS
AWAY, KIDDIES.
BECAUSE AFTER THIS TOTALLY
TERRIFYING EPISODE,
THERE WON'T BE A STOMACH LEFT
UNTURNED.
>> [ BOY VOMITS ]
>> HOLD ON TO YOUR BUCKETS --
IT'S TIME FOR
SOME "TOTAL...DRAMA...ACTION!"
>> ♪ THE MOMENT ♪
♪ THAT I'M DOING FINE ♪
♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
♪ YOU ASKED ME ♪
♪ WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER ♪
♪ IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ I WANT TO LIVE ♪
♪ CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
♪ OH, PACK YOUR BAGS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE ♪
♪ NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ NA-NANANANA... ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪♪
[ WHISTLES TUNE ]
>> [ SNORES ]
>> IZZY...DO YOU HAVE A BLT?
I'LL ALSO TAKE...A 5?
>> IZZY THINKS SHE'S SO COOL.
BUT DID SHE SPEND THREE WHOLE
ENTIRE SUMMERS
AT MAGIC STEVE'S MAGIC CAMP?
ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE MY MAD
MAGIC SKILLS BY PRODUCING
THE ACE OF SPADES!
UH. [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MANAGED
TO STEAL THESE FROM LUNCH!
YUMMERS!
>> I CALL THIS THE "EGG SALAD
FIREWORK."
DRUM ROLL!
OWEN, STOP STEALING
MY SAMMIES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> YOU DISGUST ME, OWEN.
>> YEAH, WHAT KIND OF PIG ARE
YOU, MM?
>> YOU'RE ALL STEALING THEM?
>> CHEF'S FOOD HAS GOTTEN
SO GOOD, MM, MM!
>> [ SNORING ]
>> [ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
>> AHH!
>> YIPE!
>> MAYBE IT'S TIME TO STOP
CHEATING.
BEING IN THIS ALLIANCE WITH YOU,
IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL KINDS
OF WRONG INSIDE.
>> THIS IS NOT ABOUT RIGHT OR
WRONG, SON.
IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME WINNING
THAT COOL MIL.
>> THIS IS FUN.
HUH, BESTY?
IMAGINE IF THERE WAS NO
CHALLENGE TODAY?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
WE COULD TOTALLY JUST HANG OUT
AND BRAID EACH OTHER'S HAIR.
I WOULD LOVE THAT, BESTY!
>> SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO KEEP
UP OUR STRENGTH TO ACTUALLY
WIN THE COMPETITION.
>> WE DON'T THINK THERE IS ONE
TODAY.
>> THERE BETTER BE.
I AM HERE TO WIN $1 MILLION,
AND THE FASTER I ELIMINATE
YOU TWO PATHETIC, SPINELESS
FOLLOWERS, THE BETTER.
>> YOU SEE THOSE LITTLE BUMPS
BACK THERE?
THOSE ARE TOTALLY A SPINE.
I'M NOT A FOLLOWER.
LIKE AT CHEERLEADING, I'M RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PYRAMID.
AND WHEN ALL MY SISTERS AND I
DECIDE ON SOMETHING, LIKE WHERE
TO GO SHOPPING OR WHATEVS,
I'M ALWAYS THE THIRD VOTE.
THAT'S NOT...
OH. WELL, I CAN CHANGE.
UH, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU
GUYS?
>> Chris: ATTENTION ALL TOTAL
DRAMA VICTIMS...
PLEASE MEET ME IN THE NORTHEAST
CORNER OF THE STUDIO PALOOZA.
BRING LOZENGES.
THE SCREAMING'S GONNA HURT.
>> THERE IS A CHALLENGE.
JUST PROMISE WE CAN STILL DO
THE HAIR BRAIDING?
>> I THINK I'LL DO A FRENCH.
>> WE WALK ALL THE WAY OVER
HERE, AND LIEUTENANT SLICK CAN'T
EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP?
>> MAYBE HE'S RACKED UP TOO MUCH
OVERTIME FIGURING OUT NEW WAYS
TO TORTURE US.
>> Chris: WAHH!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> [ WHEEZES ]
>> HUH! GUESS THE PRODUCERS
DON'T LIKE PAYING OVERTIME.
>> I'M WORTH EVERY DIME.
>> AW, MAN, I WAS JUST GOING TO
CALL DIBS ON YOUR BOAT.
>> IT'S THE MAGIC OF CINEMA,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
I'M ABSOLUTELY, PERFECTLY,
CRYSTALLINE FINE.
WANT TO SEE HOW IT'S DONE?
>> All: NO!
>> OUR CRACKER JACK EFFECTS TEAM
SEALS FAKE BLOOD INTO A THIN
MEMBRANE OF PLASTIC CALLED
A "SQUIB."
THIS LITTLE BABY BURSTS ON
IMPACT.
AN OLD FASHIONED OPTICAL
ILLUSION HELPED SELL
THAT I'VE BEEN IMPALED.
>> CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO
UNSCAREABLE.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM.
>> I DID ON THE INSIDE.
I JUST CAN'T DO IT ON THE
OUTSIDE.
>> HUH?
>> WHEN I WAS 10, AND THEY WERE
DOING MY TONSILLECTOMY, THERE
WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT, AND THE
DOCTOR'S EARRING FELL IN MY
THROAT.
CAN'T SCREAM WORTH A DARN.
>> GET OUT?!
>> SERIOUS.
>> TIME FOR TODAY'S TOTALLY
TERRIFYING, BLOOD-CURDLING
HORROR MOVIE CHALLENGE.
TO FIGURE OUT WHICH TEAM GETS
WHICH CHALLENGE -- A SCREAM-OFF.
THINK OF EVERY GREAT HORROR
MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOSH, YOU GUYS.
DID YOU SEE THAT ONE WITH THE
POSSESSED RUG THAT LEARNED TO
WALK AND SMOTHERED CATS?
OR DID I MAKE THAT UP?
>> ALL HORROR MOVIES HAVE ONE
THING IN COMMON -- FANTASTIC
SCREAMING FROM ACTORS --
AND THE KILLERS WHO SNUFF THEM.
EACH TEAM, PICK A SERIAL KILLER.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE
THE SCREAMERS.
IF YOUR SERIAL KILLER CAN MAKE
YOU SCREAM THE LOUDEST,
YOUR TEAM WINS.
>> WE HAVE TO PICK DUNCAN,
OF COURSE.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE
SO SERIAL KILLERY?
>> I'M TERRIFIED OF HIM ON A
DAILY BASIS.
>> PLUS, HE NAILED THE OTHER
ACTING CHALLENGES.
>> Chef: D.J.'s GOT TO DO IT.
>> BUT IT'S THE FIRST TIME OUR
TEAM HAS EVER AGREED ON
ANYTHING.
>> D.J. IS DOING IT.
>> UH, LISTEN, CHEF, MAYBE
YOU CAN STICK TO YOUR AREA OF
EXPERTISE WITH THE SANDWICHES,
AND I'LL STICK TO MINE.
UH!
>> DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR ARMS
ATTACHED TO YOUR TORSO?
>> ARMS ARE GOOD.
THEY THROW THINGS, FEED YOU
THINGS, THEY'RE SOMETHING TO PUT
IN YOUR SLEEVES.
AND IF THERE'S ONE THING
I LEARNED IN HOME EC CLASS --
ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE DUDE
WITH THE KNIVES.
>> SINCE WHEN DOES CHEF
INTERFERE IN CHALLENGES?
SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY TO ME.
>> OH, THAT'S ME. SORRY.
I WAS SAVING THEM FOR LATER.
>> YOU GUYS GOT TO LET
ME BE THE KILLER.
THE MASK OFFERS GOOD PROTECTION
FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.
>> OKAY, I AM SUCH THE BETTER
SCARER.
MY OWN DOG IS TERRIFIED OF ME,
OKAY?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUG IN A RUG.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS?
UM, BETH?
>> Justin: LATER, LINDSAY.
I WANT TO BE THE KILLER, OKAY?
AND THAT'S IT.
>> BUT LOOK AT MY SCARY FACE.
UH-UH-UH-UH! UH-YA-YA!
>> AW, THAT'S NOT SCARY --
IT'S ADORABLE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> THIS IS A SCARY FACE.
>> BETH IS GOING TO BE OUR
SERIAL KILLER, AND THAT IS THAT!
BETH'S A NON-SCREAMER.
WE HAVE TO HAVE HER AS THE
KILLER, OR WE'RE GOING DOWN.
CAN I JUST TELL YOU -- THAT FELT
SO DELICIOUS!
IT WAS ALMOST BETTER THAN BEING
PRETTY.
WELL, ALMOST.
>> [ SNIFFS ]
>> DUDE, YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR
ABOUT THAT.
>> I HAVE ALLERGIES, ALL RIGHT?
GOSH!
>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN AND
HAROLD, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR
YOUR KILLERS TO ENTER.
AND THEN I WANT HUGE, MASSIVE,
GINORMOUS SCREAMS.
WE'LL BE MEASURING THE VOLUME
ON OUR SCREAM-O-METER.
>> [ GIRL SCREAMS ]
>> LIGHTS...
CAMERA...
ACTION!
>> [ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> BOO!
>> AH! I'M SO SCARED.
>> [ BEEPS ]
>> I'M SORRY.
I JUST CAN'T RISK MY PIPES
ANY FURTHER.
WHAT GOOD IS A FACE LIKE THIS
WITHOUT MY WARM, YET MANLY TONES
TO BACK IT UP?
>> I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
>> RAHH!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> UH! HEY, D.J. WHAT'S UP?
>> UHH!
>> AHH!
>> WITH A SOLID 50 ON THE
SCREAM-O-METER, LET'S NOTCH ONE
UP FOR D.J., HAROLD, AND THE
SCREAMING GAFFERS.
>> THERE IS SOME SERIOUS
INDIGNITY GOING ON IN THIS
SCENARIO.
I MEAN, I'M BEING FILMED SITTING
ON THE POTTY.
>> THAT WAS AN ACCIDENTAL ***
ON SCREAMER SEASON.
I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN.
AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
SCARED WHEN I KNOW BETH
IS COMING IN ANY MINUTE,
AND SHE'S NOT SCARY AT --
>> AHH!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> OH! I'M SORRY.
I BUSTED IN ON YOUR PRIVATE
MOMENT.
WHOA, IS MY FACE RED?
>> YOU WANT TO WIN --
DO THE SCENE, D.J.!
>> RARR!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ URINATES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> YOU ARE DOING SO GOOD.
I'M NOT EVEN BEING SCARY
ANYMORE -- LOOK.
>> [ SNICKERS ]
I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHS ]
I'M SORRY, I JUST...
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF
THIS MARSHMALLOW?
THIS -- THIS BIG, OLD KITTEN
OF A D.J.? [ LAUGHS ]
>> AND THAT'S ROUND TWO TO
BETH, LINDSAY,
AND THE KILLER GRIPS,
WITH A PEE-FUELED 85 ON
SCREAM-O-METER.
>> HMM, IF D.J. WON'T STEP UP,
THE OTHER HALF OF THE ALLIANCE
HAS TO.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
THIS IS THE TIEBREAKER SCENE.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ACT YOUR
FACES OFF.
>> OH, BOY! [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT THE WORLD'S GREATEST
ACTOR.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HOW HORROR MOVIE IS THIS?
WE HAVE TO MAKE OUT.
>> I LOVE THIS BUSINESS!
HUBBA, HUBBA!
[ MOANS ]
>> AWKWARD.
>> [ GASPS ]
NO. NO. NO, NO, NO.
I WOULD RATHER DIE.
>> THAT MAKES TWO OF US, LADY.
>> DON'T FORGET, KIDDIES.
IT'S A MILLION BUCKS.
>> EWW!
>> UHH!
>> UH! YOU TASTE LIKE STREET!
>> OOOH!
>> UH!
MY LIPS MAY NEVER RECOVER!
>> RARR!
I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE
TERIYAKI BITS.
>> [ MOANING ]
>> UM, GUYS?
>> HMM? OH.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> RARR!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> WELL, LOOKS TO ME LIKE D.J.
AND THE WELL-NAMED
SCREAMING GAFFERS HAVE WON
THIS ONE -- SEEING AS THEY
BURIED THE NEEDLE.
JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK TO SEE
IF D.J.'S STILL ALIVE.
D.J.? COME IN, D.J.?
>> IS HE BREATHING?
>> I THINK HE'S SAYING
SOMETHING.
>> HUH, MAMA?
MAMA! I'M HERE! MAMA!
IT'S ME, MAMA!
IT'S POOPYDOO!
YOUR LITTLE DEVON JOSEPH
POOPYDOO!
>> THE SON I RAISED WOULD NEVER
LIE...OR CHEAT!
>> I NEED TO SEE CHEF.
>> HEATHER?
>> WHAT?
HE'S STILL TALKING CRAZY.
>> CHEF'S IN A MEETING WITH THE
PRODUCERS --
A DISCIPLINARY MEETING.
HE'S IN TROUBLE!
NOT ALLOWED TO MESS WITH THE
CHALLENGES.
>> I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.
>> YOU'RE LIKE ALBERT EINSTEIN
WITH BETTER HAIR
AND GIRLY BITS.
>> MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
IT'S TIME TO PACK UP THOSE
OVERNIGHT BAGS, LOSER GRIPS.
YOU AND YOUR SLEEPING BAGS ARE
SPENDING THE NIGHT IN THE DINING
HALL.
GAFFER WINNERS, BACK TO THE
COMFORT OF THE TRAILERS FOR
A LITTLE R&R.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE IN
HALF AN HOUR.
>> Owen: THIS ISN'T SUCH A BAD
PLACE TO SPEND THE NIGHT.
IT'S FULL OF GOOD MEMORIES...
OF FOOD.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
MORE THAN MEMORIES.
I JUST FOUND HALF A PIECE OF
CHEESECAKE UNDER HERE.
>> I THINK I LOVE YOU.
>> Chris: GUYS, YOU MIND JOINING
US HERE?
I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU WHY THIS
FILM LOT WAS ABANDONED AND
CLOSED.
>> BECAUSE IT'S A DEATHTRAP?
>> HUSH, MY CHILD.
THIS FILM LOT IS PERFECTLY SAFE
ON THIS PLANE, BUT IN THE OTHER
DIMENSION...
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> WANITA RENTACOP --
A DEDICATED SECURITY GUARD WHO
WORKED HERE FOR 25 LOYAL YEARS,
UNTIL HER MYSTERIOUS DEATH
RIGHT HERE, ON THIS VERY SPOT!
NOW, HER DESPERATE AND UNEASY
SPIRIT WALKS THE LOT.
NO ONE HAS EVER MANAGED TO
SPEND A WHOLE NIGHT IN THIS
CRAFT SERVICE TENT.
>> BECAUSE THEY WERE KILLED
BY FALLING SETS?
>> 'CAUSE...OF THE HAUNTING!
YOUR TASK -- SPEND A WHOLE NIGHT
HERE WITHOUT LEAVING THIS TENT.
IF YOU MANAGE TO DO SO, YOUR
TEAM GETS INVINCIBILITY, AND
NOBODY GOES HOME.
TRACK ANY PSYCHIC PHENOMENON
USING THESE GHOST METERS.
AND JUST IN CASE...
>> GEE. THANKS.
>> THE KILLER GRIPS ARE SITTING
IN THE CRAFT SERVICES TENT
LIKE SITTING DUCKS.
YOUR TASK IS TO MAKE LIKE
SPECIAL EFFECTS GURUS, AND
FRIGHTEN THE PANTS OFF THEM.
[ LAUGHS ]
OR AT LEAST SCARE THEM ENOUGH TO
GET THEM OUT OF THE TENT
BEFORE DAWN.
>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SCARE
THEM?
>> IT'S YOUR CALL.
BUT IF YOU GET THEM OUT,
YOUR TEAMS WINS INVINCIBILITY,
AND NOBODY GOES HOME.
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I TOLD
THEM SOME COCKAMAMIE STORY ABOUT
A SECURITY GUARD WHO DIED
ON SET. [ LAUGHS ]
>> HOW ARE WE GOING TO PULL
THIS OFF?
>> JUST TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
BETH'S AFRAID OF HER OWN SHADOW.
>> CHAINSAWS.
I LOVE A GOOD CHAINSAW.
>> I GOT IT!
THANK YOU, MY LOVELY ASSISTANTS.
NOW, THE MAGNIFICENT HAROLD IS
READY TO SCARE OUR OPPONENTS
INTO SUBMISSION WITH THE
PHANTASM BALL.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE PUTTING
OUR TEAM'S FATE IN THE HANDS OF
THE GREAT DORKO.
>> YOU WILL QUAKE, MORTAL,
BEFORE ALL I'VE LEARNED AT
MAGIC STEVE'S MAGIC CAMP.
BEHOLD!
>> DO YOU HAVE A 7?
>> HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW?
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PSYCHOTIC.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> I KNOW, RIGHT, BETH?
OWEN'S TOTALLY GOT US IN PEE.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ EVERYONE SCREAMS ]
>> WAIT! I SAID WAIT!
THE GHOST METERS AREN'T READING
A THING.
I AM REALLY GROOVING ON THIS
SUGGESTING BUSINESS.
I THINK IT TOTALLY FITS ME.
WITH TRENT OUT OF THE GAME,
I'M KIND OF LEADING MY TEAM.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, HEATHER?
>> DIRTY SALT AND VINEGAR!
SHE'S GONNA DIE!
>> Beth: OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S JUST A TRICK.
>> OW!
>> YOU STUCK A HOOK IN MY SOCCER
BALL?
>> IT WAS ALL IN THE NAME OF
MAGIC.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT WAS
QUITE --
>> ZIP IT, HARRY HOUD-WEENIE.
I'M TAKING CHARGE NOW.
MM, NEEDS MORE CORN SYRUP.
IT'S NOT QUITE SCABBY ENOUGH.
>> I'LL GET YOU SOME.
>> RESPECT, DUNCAN.
IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE BLOOD.
>> DEVIL'S NIGHT, MY BROTHERS
AND I USED TO WAIT OUTSIDE
KINDERGARTEN WITH THIS GOOP
DRIPPING OFF US. [ LAUGHS ]
ONE YEAR, I GAVE A DOZEN
FIVE-YEAR-OLDS SEIZURES.
>> AND...RESPECT DELETED.
>> YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR WAY
AROUND THE KITCHEN, HUH?
>> DO YOU HAVE A 10?
>> MAYBE.
CARE TO MAKE IT INTERESTING?
DAH!
>> THE WALLS!
>> [ EVERYONE SCREAMING ]
>> WAIT. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
>> FEAR!
AND FEAR SMELLS LIKE,
[ SNIFFS ], KETCHUP?
>> EXACTLY.
LICK THE WALLS, OWEN.
I SAID, LICK THE WALLS, OWEN!
>> WOW, WHEN YOU'RE FREAKING ME
OUT, IT'S TIME TO CASH IN THE
CHIPS.
>> HA-HA.
>> MM, TASTY.
>> ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY
BRILLIANT IDEAS?
ANYBODY WHO'S NOT DUNCAN?
>> D.J. HASN'T SAID ANYTHING.
AND ANYBODY THAT QUIET
HAS TO BE THINKING SOMETHING.
>> I DON'T LIKE SCARING PEOPLE.
MAMA SAYS IT'S NOT
GENTLEMANLY, AND --
>> WELL, MAMA AIN'T HERE,
IS SHE?
>> AND PAPA DUNCAN WANTS TO WIN
AND GO TO BED.
SO...
>> GIVE ME ALL YOUR 2s.
>> UM, IS IT OKAY IF I GIVE YOU
MY 2s LATER?
>> NIGHT HAS FALLEN.
>> EXCELLENT WORK, ECLIPSE.
FOXY LADY, YOU THERE?
>> FOXY LADY, AT THE READY.
>> REMEMBER, EVERYONE, THIS IS
JUST CHRIS TRYING TO SCARE US,
AND LINDSAY'S TEAM DOESN'T
GIVE UP.
>> LINDSAY'S TEAM?
>> OOH-AHH!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> THAT'S A GO, FROM
MAGIC HAROLD AND HIS CHARMING
ASSISTANT.
>> IT'S A POLTERGEIST!
>> RUN-TERGEIST!
>> WAIT!
THE GHOST METERS STILL AREN'T
GOING OFF!
>> [ BEEPS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> AND THAT'S HOW WE WIN IT!
WHOO-HOO!
>> YES!
D.J.?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> [ GASPS ]
>> D.J.?
>> MAMA HATES A CHEATER,
DEVON JOSEPH.
I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,
POOPYDOO.
>> HELLO, IS ANYBODY GOING TO
HELP ME DOWN FROM HERE?
>> AND NOW, FRAIDY CAT GRIPS,
IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE WHO WILL
NOT WIN A GILDED CHRIS THIS
WEEK.
WHO DESERVES TO GO HOME
BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED, TEARS
IN THEIR EYES?
AND THE GILDED CHRISES GO TO...
IZZY, BETH, OWEN.
STILL ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK,
LINDSAY AND JUSTIN.
>> WHAT?
I CAN'T BE GOING.
WHY DO PEOPLE BE MAD AT ME?
BETH?
>> YOU WERE A LITTLE...BOSSY.
>> HELLO?
IT'S CALLED "LEADERSHIP."
>> AND THE FINAL GILDED CHRIS
GOES TO...
>> D.J.: STOP!
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I SHOULD
HAVE DONE LONG AGO --
MAKE MAMA PROUD.
I'M VOTING MYSELF OFF.
>> D.J.! [ LAUGHS ]
WHY DON'T YOU AND I HAVE A
CHAT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING
STUPID?
>> NO, CHEF!
I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU
ANYMORE.
CHEF AND ME -- WE HAD AN
ILLEGAL ALLIANCE.
>> [ EVERYONE GASPS ]
>> HE'S BEEN TUTORING ME IN
TOUGH, COACHING ME THROUGH THE
CHALLENGES.
I'LL MISS YOU ALL.
>> WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
YOU'VE BEEN COOKING ALL THE
DELICIOUS FOOD?
THE PIZZA? THE CHEESECAKE?
[ GASPS ] THE SANDWICHES?
>> DUDE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
>> YEAH, CAN'T WE JUST VOTE
CHEF OFF INSTEAD?
>> SORRY, BUT I GOT TO MAKE IT
RIGHT FOR MAMA.
>> All: AWW!
>> CAN YOU STILL SEND FOOD?
[ CRIES ]
PRETTY PLEASE, WITH
DELICIOUS SANDWICHES ON TOP?
>> WELL, FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE
OWEN'S GRAVY TRAIN JUST
HIGH-TAILED IT OUT OF TOWN.
NOW THAT HE'S SURVIVED THIS
WEEK'S FIGHT FEST, WILL OWEN BE
ABLE TO BEAR THE MOST HORRIFIC,
STOMACH-CHURNING, GUT-WRENCHING
CHALLENGE EVER?
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> CHEF'S COOKING!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
I LOVE THIS GAME.
>> [ OWEN VOMITS ]
>> DUDE, NOT THE SHOES!