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HOW WAS YOUR FIRST BIKE RIDE WITH MY DAD?
I'M BEAT.
I HAD NO IDEA GEORGE COULD GO SO FAST.
HE LEAD ME THE ENTIRE TIME.
THAT'S 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA BE SEEN WITH YOU.
TONIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT BEING CHASED BY A GIANT BANANA WITH A MUSTACHE.
HELLO.
ERNIE, YOU MAY BE A LITTLE SLOWER,
BUT I AM SO PROUD YOU'RE GETTIN' OUT THERE AND EXERCISING.
YEAH.
ANGIE, HE NEVER MADE IT.
HE FELL ASLEEP STRETCHIN' ON THE LAWN.
WE'LL HAVE TO REPLANT THE GRASS WHERE HE WAS LAYING.
THEN WHY ARE YOU SWEATING?
OH, THAT'S NOT SWEAT. THE SPRINKLERS WOKE ME UP.
YEAH. YEAH. I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE
THAT I GAINED A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEIGHT. (laughs)
MM-HMM.
HEY, UNCLE GEORGE,
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO SEE THESE HANDBAGS I DESIGNED.
I'M GONNA TRY TO SELL 'EM TO SOME OF THE LOCAL BOUTIQUES.
YOU KNOW WHAT, VERONICA? THESE SKETCHES ARE PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'VE GOT SOME TALENT.
(Veronica) THANK YOU.
WHOA...
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME I HAD TALENT
OH, I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. YOU DID HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT.
NO ONE CAN WET THE BED LIKE YOU.
I'M GONNA USE THAT TALENT TO WATER YOUR GRAVE.
YOU KNOW, UP UNTIL NOW, MY GRANDDAUGHTER HAS JUST BEEN
A SPOILED PARTY GIRL.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN HER SHOW AMBITION,
AND YOU TWO SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
YOU TWO? LOOK, I'M THE TRUSTEE OF VERONICA'S ESTATE.
MY NIECE'S LIFE IS IN MY HANDS.
BEFORE ME, SHE WAS LIKE A BABY HORSE
WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE HER LEGS,
AND SHE WENT LIKE THAT.
(telephone rings)
AHEM. EVERYONE...
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT
THE DEBUT OF "PURSES BY VERONICA." BOOM.
♪♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU GET THE CLUTCH. I GET THE ONE WITH THE STRAP.
WE AGREED.
GO AHEAD, VATO. STAND UP
AND FIGHT FOR YOUR PURSE LIKE A MAN.
GEORGE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
THAT WAS MY BROTHER ON THE PHONE.
I THOUGHT ONE OF RAY'S SCAMS WENT BUST
BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
WHY IS HE POPPING UP HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN?
I DON'T KNOW, ANGIE. HE'S A CON MAN,
HIS DAUGHTER INHERITED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS,
I'M IN CHARGE OF HER MONEY.
MAYBE HE'S HERE BECAUSE THE LEMONS ARE RIPE ON THE TREE.
MAYBE HE'S HERE BECAUSE HE FEELS BAD
ABOUT MISSING HIS EX-WIFE'S FUNERAL,
AND HE'S HERE FOR VERONICA.
(doorbell rings)
THERE YOU GO AGAIN BEING ALL SOFT AND FORGIVING.
ANGIE, WE GOTTA BE HARD. HEY, SHOW RAY
HE CAN'T JUST WIN US OVER BY BEING ALL CHARMING.
ANGIE.
RAY.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
GEORGIE.
GIMME A HUG.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
HAVE YOU BEEN ICING YOUR HEAD?
IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER.
THANK YOU, BUT NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE, RAY?
I CAME TO MAKE UP FOR EVERYTHING. THANK YOU.
THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU.
RAY, A CRYSTAL CANDY DISH DOES NOT MAKE UP
FOR RUNNING OUT ON YOUR DAUGHTER.
A HIGH-DEF CAMCORDER! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, RAY!
(War's "Low Rider" playing)
♪ ALL MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♪
YOU LOOK GOOD, RAY. NOW IS THAT THE SUIT YOU WORE
WHEN YOU WERE SELLING CONDOS THAT DIDN'T EXIST?
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, GEORGIE.
I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW, BUT THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE DEPOSIT ON THAT OCEANFRONT PENTHOUSE.
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BROCHURES. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
EVERYONE'S ON THE BEACH LAUGHING, PLAYING VOLLEYBALL,
WHITE PEOPLE SERVING DRINKS...
THAT'S WHAT GOT ME.
WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER
DID IT?
WELL, HER MIDDLE NAME WAS CHARITY, BUT...
HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
PAPI.
PAPI, UH...
I SEE MOM'S NOT PICKING OUT YOUR CLOTHES ANYMORE.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY SON RAY,
BUT IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I'M NOT SURE. LET ME SEE.
YEP, THERE'S THE TRAIL OF SLIME ON THE GROUND BEHIND YOU.
IT'S YOU.
DAD, I KNOW I'VE DONE SOME BAD THINGS IN LIFE,
AND, LISTEN, I'VE TAKEN MONEY FROM OLD PEOPLE,
KIDS, THE FEEBLEMINDED--AGAIN, SORRY ABOUT THAT CONDO.
BUT I JUST CAME BACK TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
HERE'S A CASHIER'S CHECK FOR ALL THE MONEY
I'VE TAKEN FROM YOU OVER THE YEARS.
AND HERE'S A CHECK FOR YOU.
YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
WELL, YOU REMEMBER YOUR BEST FRIEND SUSAN?
WELL, SHE WASN'T THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR BABY-SITTING MONEY.
YOU TOOK IT?
I TOLD HER OFF AND NEVER SPOKE TO HER AGAIN.
I KNOW, AND SHE WAS VERY UPSET. SO I WAS TRYING TO CHEER HER UP.
SO I TOOK THAT MONEY I STOLE FROM YOU
AND I RENTED A HOTEL ROOM AND SLEPT WITH HER.
AGAIN, DIFFERENT PERSON.
WAIT, YOU GUYS CAN'T JUST TAKE HIS MONEY.
IT COULD BE DIRTY FOR ALL YOU KNOW.
THIS SHOULD COVER THAT $500 DEPOSIT YOU GAVE ME
FOR THAT OCEANFRONT CONDO.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MONEY, RAY?
AND DON'T BE VAGUE. I WANT THE TRUTH.
INVESTING?
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
DAD, I'M LEGIT NOW.
I RAISE VENTURE CAPITAL TO START NEW BUSINESSES.
I STILL TALK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY,
BUT I DON'T HAVE TO DYE MY HAIR AND PRETEND I'M GREEK. OPA!
(singing in Greek)
THAT'S FUNNY,
AND NOW YOU'RE HERE PRETENDING THAT YOU'VE CHANGED.
BULL CRAP!
(singing)
I HAVE CHANGED.
LAST YEAR, I WOKE UP IN--IN JAIL.
I HAD ONE PHONE CALL,
AND WHEN MY OWN SISTER WOULDN'T COME TO THE PHONE,
I REALIZED THAT I HAD PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY.
(George) OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOUR BROTHER CALLED LAST YEAR. HE NEEDS YOUR HELP RIGHT AWAY.
I TOLD YOU TO PUT A PAD BY THE PHONE.
I CAN'T REMEMBER THOSE THINGS.
WHAT IS THE HOLDUP? YOU GUYS ARE TAKING FOR--
DAD?
MY GOODNESS, VERONICA, YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
I KNOW.
I-I'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE FATHER,
AND I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FORGIVE ME.
I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT I...
I WANNA BE PART OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN.
WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.
NOPE.
IS IT DECEMBER ALREADY, BECAUSE THAT WAS A COLD SNAP.
YES. SHE'S HARD LIKE ME,
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TAKING HER UNDER MY WING.
ANGIE, CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO HER FOR ME?
SHE'S NOT GONNA DO IT EITHER,
BECAUSE ¿SABES QUé? SHE'S UNDER THE OTHER WING.
I'LL GO TALK TO HER.
ANGIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HEY, GET BACK UNDER MY WING.
VERONICA, IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR DAD IS TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS.
HOW WILL YOU EVER KNOW HE'S CHANGED
UNLESS YOU TALK TO HIM?
NO, DON'T LET HIM HURT YOU AGAIN. KEEP YOUR HEART HARD
LIKE THERE'S A SHELL AROUND IT, L-LIKE A LOBSTER.
THEN THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE CAN HURT YOU IS TO CRACK YOUR SHELL
AND GET AT YOUR MEAT WITH A TINY LITTLE FORK.
I KNOW YOUR FATHER HAS HURT YOU,
BUT DEEP DOWN, HE DOES HAVE A GOOD HEART.
IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO PROVE HIMSELF,
YOU MIGHT ALWAYS REGRET IT.
ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I CAN HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.
(sighs)
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP BEIN' SO SOFT?
PLEASE, I'VE SEEN YOU CRY AT A COMMERCIAL
WHEN THE FATHER AND SON PLAY CATCH, LOBSTER BOY.
MY SON'S MODELING PURSES. YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN.
WHERE'S VERONICA?
SHE'S OUT WITH RAY AGAIN.
I DON'T LIKE THIS, ANGIE.
HE'S BEEN WORKIN' HER ALL WEEK JUST SO HE COULD GET HER MONEY.
(sighs) GEORGE, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
MY BROTHER'S GOT HIS OWN MONEY NOW.
HOW CAN YOU TRUST RAY AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO YOUR FAMILY?
BECAUSE I TRY TO FIND THE GOOD IN PEOPLE.
WELL, THAT'S A REALLY ANNOYING HABIT.
YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT RAY
BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WHENEVER I DO, YOU DO THIS--
"THAT'S ANOTHER ONE FOR ME,"
LIKE YOU'RE KEEPIN' AN IMAGINARY SCORE.
IT'S NOT IMAGINARY. THE SCORE IS 72-0.
(Ray imitates horse)
(Ray) VERONICA, TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS.
OH, YEAH. SO DAD AND I
ARE GONNA START A HANDBAG BUSINESS IN MIAMI.
I NEED MY INHERITANCE.
THAT'S 72-- WATCH OUT--TO ONE.
TO START THE BUSINESS, BUT HE'S WILLING
TO PUT UP $2 MILLION OF HIS OWN MONEY.
I HAD THE FINANCE GUY AT MY FIRM
DRAW UP A BUSINESS PLAN. YOU SHOULD LOOK IT OVER.
HEY, IT LOOKS GREAT.
ANGIE, YOU WANNA COME IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH ME,
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
OH...
YEAH, I FORGOT. OH, COME WITH ME ANYWAYS,
'CAUSE I GOTTA HELP FIND MY READING GLASSES.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOUR EYES SO BAD YOU NEED READING GLASSES?
OH, CHALE, JUST COME WITH ME.
(Ray) GEORGE...
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ME IN THERE.
SO WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO ANGIE,
JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE.
ANGIE, RAY'S BEEN HERE A WEEK,
AND HE'S ALREADY GOT VERONICA ASKING FOR HER MONEY.
IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S TRYING TO RIP HER OFF.
I'M SO SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, GEORGE.
NEXT TIME, I'LL BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SENSITIVE
AND MAKE UP THE BUSINESS PLAN OUT OF MACARONI AND GLITTER
SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT THIS CON IS, OKAY,
AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNEW THAT I'D BE SUSPICIOUS
IF YOU SUCKED UP TO ME,
BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW
GEORGE.
I'M ABOUT TO CRACK THIS THING, ANGIE. BACK OFF.
OKAY.
OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS RATIONALLY.
GEORGE, I WILL SAY,
MY BROTHER IS PUTTING UP HIS OWN MONEY,
AND HE HAS A BUSINESS PLAN.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE OLD RAY TO ME.
AND I BROUGHT MY BANK STATEMENT AND BUSINESS REFERENCES.
PLUS, TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I HAVE CHANGED,
HERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME AND AN UGLY WOMAN I'M DATING.
I CAN NEVER GET MY SIDEBURNS TO GROW LIKE THAT.
SHE SHOULD NEVER TAKE A PICTURE AFTER 5:00.
UNCLE GEORGE,
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
BEING AMBITIOUS AND WORKING HARD.
WELL, THIS BUSINESS IS MY DREAM,
AND I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT MY DAD.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I DON'T WANNA STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS...
BUT I'M NOT WRITIN' A CHECK THIS BIG
TO A 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL. RAY...
YOU HAVE THE BUSINESS EXPERIENCE.
YES!
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH! MY BUSINESS IS GONNA BE HUGE!
I PROMISE! OH!
CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE WRITING A CHECK FOR $2 MILLION?
ANGIE, PLEASE, I RUN A FACTORY.
I DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF MONEY ALL THE TIME.
TAKE A PICTURE OF ME HOLDING THE CHECK.
YOU WOULDN'T BE TRYIN' TO SKIP OUTTA TOWN
WITH THE CHECK, WOULD YOU, RAY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? I'M GOIN' FOR A WALK.
A LITTLE EXERCISE.
WITH YOUR SUITCASE?
WELL, I LEFT MY DUMBBELLS IN MIAMI.
(car horn honks)
AND THE CAB OUT FRONT?
YOU KNOW LANCE ARMSTRONG, WHEN HE TRAINS,
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A VAN THAT FOLLOWS HIM AROUND.
I PREFER A CAB.
MAN, I KNEW YOU'D TRY TO SNEAK OUTTA HERE WITH THE CHECK.
GEORGIE, COME HERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
BUT ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY
FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS?
ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME WITH MONEY
YOU'RE STEALING FROM YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?
YES, AND YOU PASSED THE TEST.
GOOD THING YOU'RE HONEST, GEORGE,
BECAUSE MONEY CORRUPTS PEOPLE,
AND I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE VERONICA FROM THAT.
AND BY THE WAY...
BOATS DON'T CORRUPT PEOPLE.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BUY YOU A BOAT?
YOU'RE NOT BUYING ANYTHING WITH THAT CHECK.
MAN, I KNEW YOU'D PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
SO I CANCELED IT, AND JUST IN CASE,
I SIGNED IT "CARLOS SANTANA."
YOU KNOW, I BET YOU NEVER HAD ANY MONEY.
YOU MADE UP ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT BEIN' A SUCCESS
JUST SO YOU COULD SET US UP.
GEORGIE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN GOIN' THROUGH.
I OWE A LOT OF MONEY TO PEOPLE
YOU DON'T WANNA OWE MONEY TO.
THEN HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE CASH TO PAY VIC BACK?
I HAD AN ESTATE SALE.
IT WASN'T MY HOUSE, AND THE PEOPLE WERE ON VACATION,
BUT IT WAS SUCCESSFUL.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN STEALING MONEY FROM YOUR DAUGHTER?
IS YOU ACTUALLY MADE HER THINK YOU CARED ABOUT HER.
DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE. I LOVE MY DAUGHTER.
THEN PROVE IT.
YOU STAY THE NIGHT, YOU COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST,
AND YOU TELL VERONICA YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR EXCUSE IS, BUT YOU MAKE HER BELIEVE IT,
BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU BREAK HER HEART.
OKAY, GEORGIE.
I'M GONNA DO THAT FOR VERONICA.
I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
HEY, GEORGE, DO YOU KNOW THAT BUFFALO MEAT
IS A LOT LEANER THAN CATTLE?
I'M NOT INVESTING IN A RANCH, RAY.
A PILL THAT MAKES YOU TALLER?
UPSTAIRS.
A BULLET TRAIN FROM HERE TO VEGAS?
GO!
YOU WANT SOME HELP WITH THE DISHES?
NO, THAT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.
(sighs) OKAY.
I DON'T WANNA MISS MY FLIGHT.
I KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW. I'M SORRY, HONEY.
SOUNDS LIKE ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR ME.
YOU'D BETTER GET GOIN'.
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET TO MIAMI,
AND WE'LL GO OVER THE BUSINESS PLAN.
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT THAT.
I CAN'T COME UP WITH MY END OF THE MONEY.
OH...
WHAT IF I PUT UP ALL THE MONEY?
GIMME A MINUTE. GEORGIE...
WELL, I-I COULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
(car horn honks)
I GOTTA GO. LISTEN TO ME...
JUST KEEP WORKING ON YOUR DESIGNS. YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A VERY TALENTED GIRL, AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OH. WAIT A MINUTE.
I WANT YOU TO LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR SHAREHOLDER'S MEETING.
GEORGE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. YOU DISGUST ME.
OH.
I'VE HAD A LOT OF WOMEN TRY TO CHOKE ME.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER THAN THAT.
OH.
UNH. (whispers) THAT'S BETTER.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
MY DAD COULDN'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE AT BREAKFAST.
WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THAT BIG MEETING ON HIS MIND.
WHAT'S GOING ON, UNCLE GEORGE?
AND TELL ME THE TRUTH.
ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
HERE IT IS-- PURPLE'S NOT YOUR COLOR.
YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG GRAPE. THERE, I SAID IT. LET'S MOVE ON.
HE HAD THAT SAME LOOK ON HIS FACE
WHEN HE LEFT FIVE YEARS AGO
WITH ALL THE MONEY I GOT FROM MY QUINCEAÑERA.
OH, MY GOD. HE HAS THE CHECK.
HE'S LEAVING TOWN WITH MY MONEY!
NO, HOLD ON.
HE TRIED TO SKIP OUT OF HERE LAST NIGHT WITH THE CHECK,
BUT I STOPPED HIM.
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,
I TAPED A DIGITAL CLOCK TO A COUPLE OF ROAD FLARES
AND HID IT IN HIS SUITCASE.
THAT OUGHTA START THE PARTY AT AIRPORT SECURITY.
HE WAS JUST USING ME.
HE NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT ME.
NO, DON'T SAY THAT. LOOK, HE LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS HE CAN.
HE'S JUST MESSED UP.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I FELL FOR THIS AGAIN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
NOTHING'S WRONG WITH YOU.
LOOK, WHEN MY DAD LEFT, I BLAMED MYSELF,
BUT THAT WAS A MISTAKE, SO DON'T DO THAT.
MY MOM'S DEAD, MY DAD'S ***. I GOT NO ONE.
YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE NO ONE.
THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I DO. I PROTECT MY FAMILY.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THIS HOUSE,
¿SABES QUé, YOU'RE UNDER MY WING.
HEY, WHERE'S RAY?
WE'RE GOING FISHING ON OUR NEW LAKEFRONT CABIN.
OH, MAN, HE FOUND SUCH A GOOD DEAL.
HE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT, AND I WIRED HIM THE DEPOSIT...
AND THE BEST PART IS WITH THE VIEW FROM MY CABIN,
I CAN SEE MY BUFFALO RANCH.
HE DOESN'T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE.
SO HE'S ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE WING.
WHEN I FLY, HE FALLS OFF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
PUTTING THESE STUPID PURSES AWAY.
LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKIN'.
YOU'VE GROWN UP A LOT THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,
AND JUST 'CAUSE YOUR DAD BAILED ON YOU DOESN'T MEAN
YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RUNNING A BUSINESS.
HMM...
IF THERE WERE ONLY SOMEPLACE YOU COULD GO
FOR FOUR YEARS WHERE THEY TEACH YOU THINGS.
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE?
BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO STUDY DESIGN.
LOOK, I'LL TAKE ENOUGH MONEY OUT OF YOUR INHERITANCE
TO PAY FOR YOUR TUITION, ROOM AND BOARD.
OH, MY GOD! I ALREADY KNOW WHERE I WANNA GO.
THE BEST DESIGN SCHOOL IN THE WORLD IS IN MILAN.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO GREAT,
BUT YOUR *** IS GOING TO PASADENA.
UNCLE GEORGE, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS
TO HAVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN ME.
THERE'S ONE CONDITION.
WHEN THIS STUFF GOES INTO PRODUCTION,
I DO ALL THE RUNWAY WORK.
♪♪
WAAPAHH!