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We have on fridays, for those who don't know
We have a university students devocional
in which all the students are together and have a time together to read the word of God and to worship God, amen?
But in one of the devocionals we did some plays men against women, amen?
A game, but the mens play was... we liked so much that we are going to do it for the church today, amen?
So... now let's start the play of David and Goliath for the church, amen.
The Philistines gathered their forces for war against Israel
and the Israelites ready themselves in the battlefield.
Israel's troops, why do you come out and line up for battle?
Am I not a Philistine
and are you not the servants of Saul?
Choose a man and have him come down to me.
If he is able to fight and kill me,
we will become your subjects
but if I overcome him and kill him
you will become our subjects
and will serve us.... Ohohoho
Uuuuhhffff...
I could beat you in one second.
Go there... go...
Let him do his show a little more...
This day I defy the armies of Israel!
Give me a man and let us fight each other.
Well Goliath, I think they are afraid.
Don't you know what they say about the troops of Israel?
They are a bunch of cowards!
Let's go, let's not waste time
You're right shield bearer,
at least you're good for something
let's go back to our camp
and you can give massage my bunions.
Some days later...
Oh, where are my brothers? I need to bring them food
Well, my father always put me on the worst missions...
Look after sheeps, bring food to the soldiers...
this war is kinda quiet, isn't it?
I don't see blood, mutilated heads...
even the battlefield is clean.
Oh! My brothers, here you are! You guys hungry?
Of course we are hungry!
Brought the Lunch box?
yeah, here!
Now, explain me something
Why is this war so quiet?
I can't hear screams. I'm not seeing corpses...
Shhh...Come here boy!
Hmm...
What is this smell?
Someone broght a lunch box over there?
Or would it be the smell of the blood of Israelites that i shall take for breakfast!?
Ahahahaha...
Coward army of Israel.
I defy you once again
Give me a man and let us fight each other...
Well Goliath, we've been here for 40 days.
and nobody is sent
this army is more fearful than i thought
they look like a bunch of little girls after watching a horror movie
Restain yourself shield bearer!
Stay in your position
Let me take the decisions
because I'm in charge here!
Uhm...
But according to my Philistine watch it's already past ten
and...
the sun is strong
so maybe it's better to retreat
Philistines doctors said that this sun is bad for our skin
so...
Let's come back tomorrow to challenge these cowards once again
Let's go.
And maybe today you can massage my back
Brothers! What was that?
I heard from the battlefield, a Philistine
insulting the army of Israel!
You are the army of Israel!
Go there and fight against him!
He insults the army of Israel!
Insults Saul!
He blasphemes upon our God!
Borther! You are the army!
Go and kill that man!
Well i was going to kill him, and he as going to say something...
No, I'm a recruit here, this is my first battle
Brothers, are your afraid?!
I can not believe it!
You do not act as soldiers!
rubbish...
Take this off, you do not deserve to use there things!
seems like brats, afraid of their own shadow
Israel army...
Dude, you can complain to the King...
Yeah go talk to Saul...
Israel army, hunf...
rubbish...
I will speak with Saul he has to know what is happening
Saul must know what is happening
on the battlefield
Battlefield... Hunf...
I call David, son of Jesse.
Permission, Your Majesty
Kiss my hand.
What is it, my servant?
Oh my King, I do not understand what happens on the battlefield
Your soldiers are afraid to face a Philistine.
Send someone from the army of Israel to face him.
He mocks the King.
Makes fun of our Lord!
And mocks the army...
He even said they look like a bunch of little girls
My King,
send someone to face him.
He is just a Philistine
and you have many among your army that can defeat him.
Know what, my soldier
this Philistine, Goliath, is very strong
He is huge. Have you seem his size?
He is a giant, he stomps you, got it?
He as trained since his chieldhood to be a warrior
I offered my daughter's hand to the one who could confront him, challenge him
and bring me his head,
but nobody in the whole kingdom of Israel
Have the audacity to take on Goliath
and now, who is going to defend us?
Oh, my King
Allow me to enter the battlefield and fight against this Philistine
and bring his head to you today.
ahahahahaha...
I wasn't counting with your cunning, huh?
Look, little David
you are too small to face Goliath
you have no condition to face him
my best soldier wouldn't take this challenge
imagine you, with this size?
Go play marbles...
fly a kite...
go ride a gecko...
You tarzan from the bush.
You are tiny.
You think you're a match for him?
You are a loud mouth.
You could be the jester, couldn't you? You make me laugh.
Oh my King, do not insult your humble servant
I'm here at your disposal
I remember my king, when i was little
when I was still known
as little David...
I was watching my fathers lambs (Baaa)
I was looking after the flock
and I remember that time I lost one of my lambs
and as I had realized I had lost it, I went looking for it...
As I spotted that lamb from afar
I realized a bear was about to attack it...
I ran, my King...
I struck that bear so much
that I killed him with my on hands.
My King, I thought my problem was solved
that I could get my lamb and return with her
I came across a roaring lion
(Rooooaaaarrr!!!)
My King...
I caught him by the mane
and gave such a beating in his head
that he still cries...
My King...
I took my lamb...(Baaah)
I'm sure it was not me that won this fight
It wasn't me alone with my fists
and with my strength, that defeated a lion...and a bear...
God was with me!
I am sure that today He will put Goliath in my hands.
Allow me to go and fight against that uncircumcised!
Intense...
I will grant you a vote of my confidence
for this I shall offer you my tunic and my armor, King Sauls armor.
Oh, my King, it will prove to be greatly valuable.
Can you take it?
It's way too heavy
I can't move
Were you not, the one who faced the bear and the lion? Can't you take a armor?
I ask you, please remove this from me.
I can hardly stand up! - Oh David!
Can't take a armor and is going to face Goliath...
May the Lord be with you
just like this you win...
I'll grab my staff...
my sling...
and go to the stream, to get some stones...
smooth stones, I'll need them to face Goliath.
I'm sure I'll win. Today I will defeat that Philistine
I will go to the battefield and there I will face him
Oh... Israel, isn't there, in all Israel, a man
that is strong enough to face me?
Stop hiding behind these hills, army of Israel.
Bring a man to fight me.
Do not try to avoid the unavoidable end of you, which is to be our slaves
ohohohoho...
Oh Philistine, stop these blasphemies!
Stop this mockery of the army of Israel
Today, I will fight against you
I'll be your opponent!
Hahaha, look Goliath, hat they sent you, a chield armed with a sling, hahaha.
This is ridiculous...
What Saul had on his mind to send me... this...
a project of... something...
not even a sketch of a man...
I ask for a soldier...
and they bring me... this thing... this fish tank cleaner
and moreover, he comes against me with sticks and pieces of stone...
am I a dog that you came to chase?
Oh Israelite, I curse you in the name of my gods!
Enough! No more mockery, enough talking!
You come against me with helmet, spear, armor, a sword and darts, and even a shield bearer
but I come against you in the name of the Lord!
I come against you, Goliath, with the God of the armies.
The God of Israel!
This day He will deliver you into my hands
and i shall make corpses out of the Philistine army
and I will give them to the birds and the wild animals
This very day, everyone here will know that there is a God in Israel.
Everyone here will see your end.
Shield bearer, you can retreat to the camp.
Lunch earlier. I'll just finish with this theater
in which Saul submitted me sending this "soldier" to fight me
Goliath, look at the size of that! A stump of a person.
I can take him in a minute!
Shield bearer! Contain yourself, know your place I told you already, I'm in charge here!
See you in heaven...
Prepare Israelite! (Arrrgghhh)
Just to make sure he's dead...
Fast men! The Philistine army is on the run! After them!
He killed Goliath, Goliath is dead. Nooooo!!!
Goliath is dead, and the honor of Israel is restored!