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*groan* OK, folks. I'm here in Vienna.
I'm eating food. ...a lot of it.
I can't finish this! This is like...
This is Schnitzel. But it's not Wiener Schnitzel.
What is this? [off] Zwiebelrostbraten.
OK, bless you. What is this?
[off] Zwiebel... Gesundheit! What is this?
[off] Onion, roasted...
It was onion roasted... flat meat.
With pickles and cucumbers and onions and potatoes and..
Parsley. I smell parsley in there. I can't finish this!
It's too big! It's way too big! This thing was bigger than
Rhode Island! I don't know how they fit that in this little
country, this big slab of meat! And look, over there!
They came... someone dropped mayonnaise and it splattered all
over Karpour! And so, as payment for splattering mayonnaise they
gave us cake! And the cake is over there! We can't finish the
cake! We can't finish the cake! ...or my meat!
And I have this drink... Stagehand, show the drink!
This is an Almdudler. I'm not kidding! It's not
a candy bar. Almdudler. It's what this thing is called.
I can't finish this drink! No matter what I do in this
country, I can't finish anything!
I can't... wait... I can't finish anything?
Um... hello? Uh... I gonna finish this later!
I have to. Alright. Anyway, I'm gonna try to finish this.
Get the camera out of my face I don't want you to see me eating!
Hi everyone! I'm here on the streets of Vienna!
Can you dig it? Check it out behind me! You know
in New York and like in America they just give us
fire hydrants... look at what they give to the
dogs in Austria! Is that awesome or what?
Check it out! That is gold leaf, that is stone...
Wow that is awesome! I gotta check out some other cool
stuff in Austria. I'm actually in Vienna. I'm gonna check out
a Coffee house, maybe a cathedral. Let's go see
what I can find!
Hi everyone! Still in Vienna! Check it out! You saw what
I got to use for a hydrant? Look at the world's best doggy-bowl!
This is awesome! I gotta get a drink, but I'll be back!
We gonna check out some churches, cathedrals and some
other cool stuff right here in Vienna!
Be back in a minute!
Hey everybody, check it out! Still in Austria, in Vienna.
There's a puppet show going on over here. It's like the
Funday Pawpet Show... only better! It's got style and...
talent!
Everyone! Still in Vienna and check this out! I'm looking at
St. Stephen's Cathedral. This is in the center of the city
of Vienna. I've never been here before. This is a pretty
building... it's made of sandstone that's why they're
doing some restoration work right now... and one really
cool thing about it: if you look just to the right of
St. Stephen's Cathedral, it's another monument:
It's a McDonalds!!! Check it out! You come to
Austria, you get a McDonalds AND culture!
I'm gonna check out some more stuff. Be back later!
Everyone! I'm in Vienna! I found Santa Claus! [Santa] Action!
Santa Claus! Ah! I want a cookie, and I want a
dog bowl, and I want a rubber ducky, and I want
a new chew toy! Can I get one?
[Santa] Hallo! Hallooo!
[Santa] Nam! Noommm!
Can I give you a kiss?
*smack*
Only in Austria!
[Santa] Vienna! Vienna!
Everyone! Look at this! This is a model of St. Stephen's
Cathedral, here in Vienna. You know what's really cool
about this? I feel like Godzilla! Godzilla! Raaa! Raaa!
Anyway! This is a cool, cool city! You should come check
it out. But I'm hungry! I need to find somehting to eat!
Where, where, where are the PetSmarts? PetSmarts!!!!
Hi everyone! I'm at danube park. And that back
there, that is danube tower. It is the tallest structure
in the city of Vienna. And I'm gonna go have something
to eat up there. But they told me the elevator's not
working... so I gotta use the stairs... so... yea...
I'll talk to you all... later... um... yea.
*wheeze* *wheeze* OK, I made it up. I am at
the top of the danube tower. This is a LOT of stairs.
Holy cow. But the view up here: totally worth it!
This is a great view of Vienna and it is getting
late, it is almost nighttime. That means it is almost time
for the pawpet show back in the United States. I'm gonna
try and grab a cup of coffee and enjoy this beautiful view.
Hope you guys have enjoyed my trip to Vienna and I'll see
you soon! Bye!
Ugh... I need coffee... I need coffee...
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