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-Welcome, race fans, to another day at the tracks.
This is Paulie. -And Patty.
-Coming at you live from the peanut gallery.
Let's get down to the starting line to meet our contenders.
-This is ridiculous!
I was told there'd be go-karts, not goat carts.
-Yep, I really pulled the wool over your eyes. [laughs]
-You got it all wrong. That's sheep, not goats.
-Oh. My baa...
...aad. [laughs]
-Shut up, noob, you're scaring my goat.
-[howls] You little pups ready to roll with the big dog? Woo...
...hoo! -Ugh! He is so corny!
-What do you expect from a "brag" racer? [laughs]
-[snores, fires gun]
Huh? What?
[racers cry out] -And they're off!
-Wow... [coughs]
-[howling] -Beep! Beep!
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
-Old pros Carrot and Corn Dog are leading the snack pack.
-Yep, looks like this race will come down to
the carrot or the stick.
-You're goin' down, C-Dog.
-Eat dirt, desktop.
-Waah! Slow down! Slow down!!!
[cart accelerates]
-What? -Huh?
-Out of nowhere, it's Midget Apple.
-Well, he IS the lightest of the bunch.
-Beep, beep! Beep-beep-beep-beep beep, beep.
-Are you seriously honkin' at me?
-What? I have to. This horn's broken. [laughs]
-Oh. Let me show you how those work.
[goat bleats, Corn Dog yells]
¡Ándale, ándale!
-Nobody gives Corn the horn!
-Yeah? Well, first, you need to "catch up." [laughs]
-Aah! Little help? Anybody?
-He means "midget" help, ha-ha.
-That goat's got a lot of horsepower,
already lapping the competition.
-Looks more like a runaway goat to me.
Time to send in the clown.
-Here, goatsy, goatsy! Here, goatsy!
Here, goa-- [screams in pain]
[Midget Apple yells]
[Paulie yelps]
-I think I'm okay,
but I might have busted a nut.
-And an already-tight race just got tighter.
-Speed! I need more speed!
-No worries, wiener. I got your back.
[spitting seeds] -Ow! That's it!
-[grunts] Hey!
Who put a stick up your butt? [laughs]
-Oh, yeah! I got this one sewed up!
What the-- [screams]
Not cool, C-Dog.
-Just keepin' it real, bro. [chuckles]
-Whoa! Thanks for the great idea, Corn Dog.
-Zoom can do-- [screams, goat bleats]
-Uh-oh. -[burps]
-Whoa!!! Motor-goat!
-Is any of this legal? -Who cares?
It's time for the final lap.
-Come on, goat! We're not beaten yet.
-Really? 'Cause you totally look "battered." [laughs]
-Carrot, how're you doin' up there, bud?
-Oh, eat me, ya cheatin' weenie.
-Hey! Hey, crusty dog! Crusty dog, hey!
-What? You want me to go easy on you? Forget it!
-No! I mean, you know, hay!
-Huh? [wheels screech]
[impacts] Whoa!!
-Now, that's what I call a "bale-out." [laughs]
[spectators cheer]
-(Patty) And there you have it, a three-way tie.
Can you believe it? -Wow!
I'm literally shell-shocked.
-Ugh! Tell me about it.
-What's up, tutti fruttis? It's A to the O, and all next week,
we're giving thanks to everybody's favorite:
video games! That's right. Every day, we'll be uploading
a brand-new Let's Play video for Thanksgaming!
It's gonna be awesome,
so make sure you come back every single day! And don't worry.
The Misfortune of Being Ned will be back
with three more all-new episodes,
starting Wednesday, December 4th! Yeah!
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