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Greetings, Minecraftians. This is E the Excellent welcoming you to the first excellent episode
of Minecraft: Survival Time, otherwise known as Super Survival Time, SST, and Double S
T. So, let's get started. Alright, so we're going to get going and the first thing that
I'm going to do is build a shack that will hold up against the invading monsters. And,
this isn't a bad spawn point, it's just sparse for wood. So, that's the first thing we're
going to do is get some wood, because wood is good. And I think it's perfectly logical
that I can hit wood with my hands or other wood and get wood. Works for me. So long as
I get the wood, it doesn't really matter how I've harvested it, now does it? Do you know
what I don't like, though? I hate, like, I know you have to replant the trees and save
the environment, even in Minecraft. But I don't like that you pick up all the saplings.
I'm never going to do anything with those saplings. Those saplings are going to sit
in my chest until my computer rots. I'm not going to use those saplings. So, I don't see
the need to drop them. I mean, maybe occasionally I'll plant a tree, but- Oh my gosh! Look at
all the pigs! It's a pig party! Dear Lord! I just walk over the hill, and pigs are everywhere!
Just, everywhere, pigs! Oh, Lord! This is, like, the best thing that's ever happened
to me. I love pigs. Okay, so with that new discovery, I'm going to make a crafting table,
and we're going to get started. Cool, sweet. Okay, so we have this nice little ice pond.
It's too bad that you don't actually get dehydrated in Minecraft. You do get hungry, though. As
much as I love pigs, it's kind of a good thing I have them, then, because I kind of need
food. And- oh, look, more pigs. Dear Lord! I don't think I've seen this many pigs spawn
together ever. But the bad thing is that I'm going to find, like, no cows or sheep because
there's so many pigs. Dear Lord. I love pigs and all, but I am never going to make a bed.
Where are all the monsters? It's all dark in there. We're on easy, right? Yeah. Oops.
Just kidding. They should be there, though, right? Because it's all dark over there. Eh,
I don't want to risk it. So, I don't know, let's find a good place to set up- dear Lord!
Look at all the flipping pigs! I'm going to start a pig farm. That's what I'm going to
do, guys. Forget Survival Time, we're just going to start pig farming. That's it. That's
what this game is going to be about: rounding up pigs. It's too bad you can't make saddles
anymore, right? Otherwise I'd be killing cows- except there are none. But I'd be killing
cows all over the place and getting leather and making saddles, and just... pigs, everywhere.
So, I've got 32 wood, not a bad way to start out and I've got my own personal little garden
and pond-thing, which is cool. So, let's start making a nice little- I love how the tree
doesn't have snow underneath it. I mean, I know that there's a tree there, so the tree's
going to catch the snow. That's Minecraft logic. But I guess there's no wind or animals
or scientific variables in this game. So, no biggie. I'm just going to start with a
cute little six-by-six shack with no door, because this is a ghetto shack. Well, I have
enough wood, if I put my crafting table down. One, two, three, four, five, six. One, two,
three, four, five, six. Awesome. Two, three, four, five, six. This is my last chance to
add a door. One, two, three. The door will go there, eventually. See, I don't like that
there's snow in my house. I don't like the snow floor. No more snow floor. Just going
to get rid of that snow, because I am an *** human being, folks. I know some of you laughed.
I can hear some of you laughing. Hah, hah, she said "***". Yes, yep, get a dictionary.
Okay, so, let's put the crafting table down, and I'm going to make a door. Although, it
won't do me much good until I have a roof. No bother, though. Man, I have to re-place
it. Goddangit. Okay, sweet. Much better. This folks, this is where it's at. Home is where
the heart is. And this? It's keeping the zombies out. I hope the sun doesn't go down. It's
about noon, so- and this is why. This is why I always die. I might have to kill that tree
over there. Or that one. That one has more wood, it looks like. So I'll kill that one.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Why are there so many pigs? This isn't even the right biome,
I don't think. Pigs are taking over Minecraft. Whoo! So, as far as beds go, I think I'm kind
of doomed to sleepless, insomniatic- I don't know if that's a word- insomniatic- crap!
Insomniatic nights. I'm doomed to sleepless, insomniatic nights because there's, like,
no sheep anywhere. There's nothing but pigs, and I can't make a bed out of pigskin, because
that would be a little weird, I think. Oh, my. Not to worry, though. I'll think of something.
Oh, man. It's the Minecraft background music. Thank you, Minecraft. I don't know what we
would do without you. I don't know how we would fill those awkward moments when I place
blocks in the wrong spot, and then I call myself out on it. I mean, if we didn't have
your music, that just would have been awkward. But thanks to you, Minecraft, nobody has to
worry. Because we've got background music. And that's all we'll ever need. Background
music. And with that nice little testament, let's go chop down another tree. See, that's
what I mean! Go away, trees. Goddangit. Then I have to throw them in the pool, and then
I can't go in the water because I have to wait for the trees to despawn. I like to tell
myself that I'll replant those trees eventually, and be a good pixelated human being, but it's
never going to happen. If I'm honest with myself, it's just not the way I roll. Oh,
look, we have nine. So this is a nice house, I think. I think this is a very nice house.
Gah, eight wood short. So, once we've finished our nice little shack-home right there- I
feel like it looks more like a bunker than a house, but what can you do? Oh, Goddangit!
I've got to get my act together, guys. This is bad. This is bad. I mean, seriously, I'm
a forgetful person, I know, but usually- oh, no! I better hurry, guys. That's me, always
with the smart stuff. I'm really lucky no spiders came in and ate me. That's pretty
lucky. It doesn't sound like any monsters are out there. Just kidding. That looks like
a zombie right there. Yep, that's a zombie. Yup. This is going to be an interesting night,
because, I'm kind of suck in my six-by-six shack. Oh, by the way, this is the John Smith
texture pack, if any of you were curious. It's a little different. I like it, though.
That zombie has to see me from here, right? Oh, no, that's a skeleton. Yeah, I'm surprised
he doesn't see me, I'm not that far- an apple! I need to risk it, I need to. I'm hungry.
Go back! Spider! Oh, God, oh, God! I hate those noises, my goodness. Okay, so, what
we're going to do is, we're going to be inventive. Because, we will not be confined to a six-by-six
shack, no my friends. Well, maybe we can. I think we can. I think we can risk being
confined to a six-by-six shack, because we've just hit the eleven minute mark, my friends,
and you know what that means. That means E the Excellent is signing out. And I'll see
you next time in Minecraft- Super Survival Time! See y'all later.