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(buzzing sound)
(music plays)
Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy -
(in robotic voice) Listen, I'm sorry, I really am
I remember the day you got hired here several years ago
Do you remember?
Yes
You were so grateful to have a job
You had been living at your parent's house
since you had graduated college
I've always liked you, Jimmy
You came in, you worked hard
you always did what you were told
(in robotic voice) Please! I know. I can be that way again!
I need you to be honest with me, Jimmy
Your music video is, um, nice
It seems pretty popular
You obviously have something different happening with your voice
But you can't work here and do this too
You're too distracted, Jimmy
You need to choose one or the other
That's what I thought. Go home Jimmy
You're not fired. But you have until Monday morning to decide
This life. Or this life
Hey Liz, it's Jimmy
I know you're probably at work or something, but
I just - I really need to talk to you
I don't know what's going anymore, and uh
I was just thinking we could get dinner, or -
Oh my God
(phone beeps)
Okay. This is happening
(phone beeps)
(in robotic voice) Hello?
Jimmy!
(in robotic voice) Hi Beth
I can't believe we ran into each other like this!
This is crazy!
(in robotic voice) Yeah, it's crazy
I saw your music video!
Did you get my Facebook comments?
(in robotic voice) What? No. No, I didn't
Your voice. It sounds just like the video
That's really real?
(in robotic voice) Yeah. It's me. It's real
(other car) Hey, move it, ***!
Oh, my poor baby!
Where are you going right now?
(in robotic voice) Home. I'm just going home
I'm going to go home with you, Jimmy
Meet you back there!
(phone beeps)
(in robotic voice) Okay
Looks exactly the same as before
(in robotic voice) What did you expect?
Oh, Jimmy
(phone beeps)
Who's Liz?
Wait, Steve's sister Liz?
Why don't we just go in your bedroom? Talk
No phones. Just you and me
Jimbalaya! Where you at, son?
You gotta call me back
I have the most amazing news to tell you!
Okay? Call me back!
(randomly beatboxes)
(sighs and clears throat)
(in robotic voice) How's Geraldo and his foot long ***?
(laughs) What? Who?
(in robotic voice) I don't know
Jimmy -
(in robotic voice) Why, Beth? Why did you break up with me?
I was scared
(in robotic voice) Scared? Scared of what?
Of us!
Five years together Jimmy. Five!
That's like a fifth of my whole life!
The thought of living a normal nine to five
for the next 60 years, it just freaked me out
But, I realized
I can't be without you, Jimmy
I want our normal life
You do?
I do
Yo, Jimmy! Why is this door unlocked?
Hello?
Jimmy?
Son of a ***
Jimmy, the hell did I tell you about -- holy crap!
Hi Steve
Hi
My off-limits sister is on her way over
and she's worried about you for some reason
Looks like you're doing just fine
(door shuts)
(beep)
So, Beth left
And then Liz came over
But then Steve told Liz that Beth had been there
And Liz started crying, and then she left
(phone buzzes)
Oh, yeah, and Steve and I actually found out
that we have been invited to go on to a local radio station tomorrow
and sing our song live
Which is -
is great
Hey, Steve, I -
(music gets turned up loud)
Okay, so when we get back from commercial break
I'm going to introduce you guys real quick
You're going to do your song
I'll ask you some quick questions
And then we'll open up the phone lines
and take some calls! Cool?
Yeah, sounds good
And, we are back!
All right, I've got two very special guests
in the studio with me today
If you've seen their music video to their song "Freak" on YouTube
they'll need absolutely no introduction
It's Jimmy and Steve! Welcome!
What's up! Thanks for having us!
All right, we'll have plenty of time to chat afterwards
But right now, let's give the listeners what they want to hear
Yeah, ready!
Okay! Right on. For the first time live
Jimmy and Steve, with their song, "Freak"
(beatboxing)
Freak, that's what they call me. Freak -
(beatboxing)
(music plays)