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-Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
-Sorry, do you have a band-aid?
-No, I don't.
-Oh, that's okay.
I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Oh, my god.
-Oh, my god!
-Did you really just say that?
Did you really just say that?
Do you want my number?
-*** yeah, I do.
-Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
-Well, that sucks for me.
-Did you just fart?
-No, maybe that was you.
-Because you blew me away.
-That was funny.
Give it back.
-Give it back.
-What are you talking about?
Get out of here.
-Here, write it down, babe.
-Let me write on your ***.
-How am I going to see this?
Karen, you have to tell me what this number is.
He's literally writing on my chest and I'm letting him.
What's your name?
-See, I'm dating someone so I don't think he'd really--
What is your number?
-My number is 3-1-0.
-Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends
that angels really do exist?
-Oh, that's so cute.
-Do you mind taking our picture?
-There you go.
-That's really sweet.
-Very nice to meet you.
I'll put it on Facebook.
I'll tag you.
-Can I borrow your phone real quick?
-Like the calling--
Give me the phone.
I think I just met the girl of my dreams.
Yeah. she's standing right in front of me.
-Oh, my gosh.
Can I get directions?
-I am not familiar.
-Well, I need directions to your heart.
-Oh, what is your number?
-I have to stop you because I actually
forgot the pick up line I'm supposed to use.
Are you a parking ticket?
-Because you've gotten fine written all over you.
-If I had $0.05 for every time I saw someone
as beautiful as you, I would have $0.05.
Question-- I have to say my love for you is like diarrhea.
I just can't hold it in.
-Nice pick up line.
-Give me a hug.
Now, give me your number.
-No, I'm going to class.
Do you have the time?
It is 12--
-No, no, no-- the time for me to take your number down.
-What race are you, by the way?
I'm German, Swedish, Czechoslovakian.
-I would have thought you were Jamaican.
What would have made you think that?
-Because you're making me crazy.
Do You know if there's an airport nearby?
-An airport nearby?
-Yeah, or was that just my heart taking off
because you walked past?
-Oh, my gosh.
-If you are words on a page, you'd be fine print.
-Hey, that was a good one.
Now, what is your number?
What is it?
-Okay, what is your number?
I have to ask, I love this rolling backpack.
And I felt like if-- let me ask you question.
Did you fall?
Did it hurt?
-When you're fell from the sky.
Wow, that was a huge fail-- ***.
-So we're doing cheesy lines say to people and we're filming it.
Do you mind if we use that?
-Not at all.
-No, I think it's super cute.
Like, I wish more guys were actually forward
and cute like that.
-So now, we're here to prove to guys
that you can use cheesy pickup lines.
-Hell yeah, you can.
Guys don't have the guts for anything anymore.