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Yes it's me. Yoram.
I know it's not such a cool name
but that's what I've gut.
I also have a nickname.
I'm Called
"The Driller"
and there is a reason for that.
see for yourself
The ... the the price bothers you? I mean The price
is problematic? I I mean there is a problem with ,
with the, with the price!?
100 Shekels per month for a thing... What are the chances that such a thing could happen?
Wh...Wh.. What do you know about chances?
Life takes you to al kind of places, all kinds of sites, all
kinds ah ah ah things that can happen to you. You
never know. Believe me!
I, I'm sorry .... I I'll think about it.
Maybe I'll come tomorrow
Tomorrow ...
So what can I do? I repeat sentences a bit more
than usual. Well, A lot more.
my parents worked in very noisy places, and I would
repeat everything several times until they heard.
This habit is part of me.
And especially when I'm stressed,
I drill.
Yes I also like to get up late. So what?
What does it say? Better late than never. No?
Ya, how I love its color.
I'm so glad we bought it.
Yoram! Come take a look
I'm just finishing with the cake and I'll be right there
its About time. Look what time it is already.
I already told you I do not manage with watches.
clocks and I don't go together. Watches are here
and I'm here. I'm working *** this cake now.
You want to see it?
Well let's see.
Just stay away from The ca...
... Aaaaaaahah!
Yoram! The Carpet! The Cake! Do something!
the Cake.
Well its not so bad. I gotta go to work
Yoram the carpet!
You wont get away this time
I have enough on my head.
You overthrow - you pick up.
Come on!
Why? Why did you have to fall precisely on this side.
What do you care to fall on the plastic?
well It's the maximum I can do. I have to go work
Come here. What do you mean What do you mean work.
And what about the carpet? how will it be
clean the party tonight? I don't care. if it does not come out
Take it now to a carpet cleaner.
OK
What am I supposed to tell my mother?
we invited her just for this!
Sigal, Why did you let Omer get close to the Yellow Pages?
He drew on the exact page that I need
exactly today it happens to me
Hello? Hello, drive on! Drive on! My day is getting wasted!
How wasted is my day getting My day is getting wasted!
How wasted is my day! drive on!
Gentlemen everything that happens to us is
an opportunity that G-D turns to us
Something new is beginning now. Things
always happen in the right time. Coming and
going among the crowd. In my eyes look, and
science cases. Miracles happen all is still possible. Are Suddenly ...
Can you give me a second?
11:25
e. .. How are you paying sir?
I think two checks. One postponed
What check? Who's Check? Where a check? What check?
Murphy 60th birthday
Ever stand on line a only your line is long? * did your slice Fall on the side with the butter? Anything that can go wrong -- will go wrong
What time is it? 11:35 11:35!
I have no time.
Change in ...
Murphy! Murphy!
Excuse me it doesn't work I bought it a second ago and it doesn't work.
Give it to me. I'll try.
Here you are. it works.
can I have it a Second?
That Murphy was right
Have a disturbed day!
Yes
Yoram, what's going on man? Where are you?
You know what you have in half an hour ...
I know. Believe me I know even if I'll tell you 20 years you won't understand.
How do you say? here I have it in the paper. You're listening?
Yes
Anything that can go wrong goes wrong? Huh what do you say?
What go wrong? Tell me do you want to lose your job again?
you're here on a tightrope as it is.
Yoram If this work is important to you leave everything and be on time!
Come on bro, see you.
yes Sigal what's going on?
Listen, the bank called...
Well what did they want?
They will not approve the loan
We asked for the apartment renovation until You prove your job is serious this time.
Oh my. Look, that's another reason I've gut to hurry to the meeting now.
if only Murphy doesn't bother me again.
Murphy? What's that have to do with anything?
Murphy? Murphy is a great thing. You do not
understand it helps me be relax. to take everything easy
O again you and your smart-aleck things?
I thought that finally you would take responsibility...
What's that have to do with it? Murphy relaxes me. It helps me function.
Trust me once for a change. Do not you trust me? you ..
Ah tell me where were you half an hour ago?
I'm sorry my brother I had some arrangements in the city. What happened?
Murphy!
What Murphy my name is Rafi.
Murphy , I mean Murphy's Law. You never heard about Murphy's law?
you also live from the nonsense in the press?
Why nonsense? Believe me from the morning till night
all my day is organized by Murphy's law.
Why Who do you think organizes the world? Your G-d? Pch....
Don't say I didn't tell you
I'm sorry I'm late.
But Murphy you know, works very hard especially on me.
My whole day is Murphy but it gave me a great idea
that can promote our company far ahead.
What idea? Being late or coming sloppier to our meeting
Ah. It's a great idea. I want to call it "Murphy's
Insurance". You see it's mostly because what
happened to me with Murphy I thought of this idea
What is the idea?
Idea. Murphy Insurance. The idea is insurance for carpets.
Carpets
People like me Invest thousands of shekels on
carpets, a new carpet, pretty carpet interesting
carpet and everything can destroy the carpet.
Anything spilled on the floor. Cake, Beasley, Bamba, chocolate.
And someone who needs to clean the carpet has to pay 300 shekels for clea...
for cleaning. A person who invests in his carpet, who
appreciative a clean carpet
New Message
Is willing to insure the the
Yoram it's urgent I need you
...insure the carpet. I think there is high potential in
high socioeconomic status for this kind of Insurance
I understand
If you can wait outside a second
I'll think about the funn... Special idea and I'll get back to you
Leave? Yes
Thank you very much.
Murphy !!!!!!!! I hate you !!!!!!!!!!
Oh you came back?
Yes
Oh well then come to my office please
Yoram Come in please!
I have to go a second
OK. Listen. To be honest your idea with carpets
was original and really there are people who wanted this idea
and we think to take it seriously
Oh, it's from personal experience. You see
Murphy's law got me into this and all the
complications so I thought of the idea. You know sometimes something complicates...
O.K. O.K, but that doesn't mean that everything is good.
We went over your reports and we saw that not only you are late every day,
but there are many errors in your reports
Maybe it's kind of something like Murphy's law that make reports get ruined.
Maybe we should have an insurance for reports?
What's wrong with you? Murphy is just some
nonsense for a good laugh. What do you think
people hand in bad reports just because of Murphy?
I think you should get yourself together and quit with these fantasies
or that you have a last chance... No ... Last Chance or that ....
A. ... I know I I know I'll get better. I'll put myself together
I promise.
Goodbye
Excuse me? I need a good reason
one second ..
Sir
So Where were we
Listen my parents are pushing me
I said I'll try again to hear what you have to say
you bought an apartment? It cost you a lot of
money? You buy a carpet? You want to take care of this property and things can happen
What can possibly happen?
What could happen? A meteorite could fall from the sky right on your home. Earthquake. Tsunami?
G-d forbid.
for These unlikable things You want me to pay 100 shekels per month?
G-d forbid. But these odd things can happen
Haven't you heard of Murphy's law?
Murphy?
I'll explain. It's simple. Murphy's law I just got up yesterday, today
and fell with the cake on the carpet my wife bought for 5000 shekels
and my mother in-law, my wife's mother is supposed come over
and Oh boy if she saw the carpet dirty. So I go and take the carpet,
I'm late for a meeting. They're going to throw me out of work.
I'm waiting for a loan and things. And everything is Closed, traffic,
Pip Pip Sorry sir can you move? Big Mess - what? And
people need um
I Confused you
Look understand me Listen it's not you it's me. It's just my car I'm sure
it's going to be stolen or burned or blown up.
And the carpet is inside. You understand?
Walla bro what a paranoia.
I have to go see it
MURPHY!!!
Clean! clean! clean!
Clean! clean! clean...
Yes Sigal -- you wont believe
What?
the carpet is clean
What do you mean?
The carpet is clean, and no one stole the car and it wasn't locked and I didn't get any report
What do you mean? Of course it is clean. What happened to you?
Well you wont understand I'm, bye!
Yoram Yoram Listen
What? I'm under the carburetor. What's wrong now?
The problem is that the house looks like a
catastrophe. While I was sleeping the kids decided to make a 'party'.
How do you say? Everything goes wrong?
So apart from the carpet that was saved from drowning in the sea there was here,
I've'drowned' a long time ago.
But .. wait a minute. Our dirty carpet ah ...
One second Our dirty carpet you're telling me that ... It can't be!
What's not everything goes wrong??
What's happening?
If it's not Murphy then what are the rules that control my life?
Let's see, I took responsibility,
I tried to prove I can.
But Murphy's law didn't exactly help me. On the contrary,
I just let everything that happened to me To easily pass by, which is nice, but really? It just made me vague.
And when I took responsibility and succeeded
The carpet gut filthy - but was saved from drowning!
Something must make all these things happen or not happen?
What makes it that these things all work out?
What creates the hope that we succeed and not
everything will go wrong?
If Murphy's law is just imagination, What is? What is the law? Is there nothing that causes all of this?
Every case id from g-d (h')
Only from h'? only from hey? Only from g-d?
meaning The Almighty. Well I was stuck on this issue of Murphy
I swallowed the pill and didn't open my eyes
So it's him who manages the business?
Hello? G-d in heaven? It's Yoram.
Tell me' it's the first time I'm talking to you. with all the Murphy and all what went wrong.
Well listen if we're already talking I need you're help.
I'm in a real tense time. We took a loan for the furniture
and I have a problem with work so I can't take a loan because the work is not enough permanent.
And I have a problem with my job because of I'm late because the job isn't enough permanent because of the loan from the bank.
And also this thing that I repeat everything 3 times. Can you arrange something?
Is it possible to change it I won't repeat everything three times? Maybe you can organize something that I won't repeat everything three times?
Because everything I say I go over 3 times. Three times over everything!
Wait a second that's already four times.
Anyway I have a lot to think about. Thank you for the meeting.
Hey! Wait a minute! Don't turn on your engine! Don't leave! I I really apologize Sorry. Do me a favor don't go without insurancing yourself!