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NARRATOR: Fetch Quest begin.
SPEAKER 1: This one's for all the gamers you don't see on
the message boards.
You heard of game boys?
Well, we're the game bros.
SPEAKER 2: Friday night, turn my PS3 on, pour myself another
giant beer ***, only two games that I want to play from
Activision and EA.
Give me Madden, Call of Duty snaggin' trophies in Ed Hardy.
It don't matter what I choose to play.
I'll kick your *** anyway.
ALL: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
SPEAKER 1: Poppin' in the Ops, seven Jager shots, time to
show these kids the firepower that I got.
I was just pukin' in the bathroom down at Applebees,
now I'm back at Sigma House firin' up the CODs.
Noobs be lookin' so weak, got a mad kill streak, campin' on
a glitchy ledge and snipin' until next week.
After rowdy powder on my mic, slurrin' words, nades in your
face, third place, suck it, nerds.
ALL: Friday night, turn the XBOX on, take a rip from my
Master Chief ***, pop my collar then I'll pop more
caps, but first, I'll take a disco nap.
SPEAKER 1: Now what's going to happen wipe the floor with you
Madden like your *** was a lamp and I'm the
future Prince Aladdin.
Reminiscing about my glory days, yeah, I
peaked in high school.
The baddest bro, I'm tatted, bro, it's Navajo for, "I
rule." 30 rack of Natty Ice to pick a play, I shut my eyes,
then you watched me go for it on fourth and *** 35.
SPEAKER 3: Going deep.
SPEAKER 1: Hail Mary, defense in hysteria as I zig zag to
the touchdown area.
ALL: Friday night, turn my PS3 on.
My ring tone is the Ocarina theme song.
Just ignore the call and let it play.
SPEAKER 2: I kind of like this song, OK?
Logging 40 hours a week unlocking achievements.
Don't call me a nerd, that *** is absurd.
I've seen every "Entourage" season.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
SPEAKER 1: I've given you the hard facts, you
know that I'm a hardass.
I'm throwing on my headset logging into Starcraft.
I'm Protoss, I'm psychic, you'll never even touch me,
got the Bisu build, don't even try to Zerg Rush me.
It's curtains for you so you can call me showstopper.
I'm poundin' Mountain Dew mixed with Sweet Tea ***.
You say it's time to go out, do keg stands, get laid, but
I've got a round of League of Legends to play.
ALL: Friday night, turn my PS3 on, I've never been any good
at beer pong, only two games that I want to play from
Activision and EA.
While I'm gaming, crank LImp Bizkit, love Nu
Metal, God, I miss it.
It don't matter what I choose to play.
I'll kick your *** anyway.
SPEAKER 1: You guys, I'll be totally honest with you.
This whole bro thing is kind of a facade.
I, um, I prefer to wear my caps forward, that's just me.
You're kicking me out of the frat?
OK, that's fine.
Catch you guys later.
SPEAKER 4: What game makes you go totally aggro?
Let us know and maybe we'll animate
it in a future episode.
NARRATOR: Fetch Quest end.
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