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We're in the future.
Aw.
What a dream man, that was *** up.
I'd better start drawing this.
I want your clothes, your boots, your recycling. Eh?
Your clothes, your boots, your recycling - NOW!
Eh, *** off.
Clothes NOW! Shove a poodle up your ***.
Shove this up your ***.
How do you like that arsehole?
(Mumbled groans. Laughter.)
(Splat)
Girly girly.
Hey Jam, hey.
What? Jam I've finished the comic book.
I'm just going to send it to the publisher. Ok?
Draw me sweet rhyme.
I've finished the comic.
You'll be the one on time.
You're a crazy man Jam. Girly girly.
But I like the way you think.
Bye, Jam. Eh?
Bye. See you later John.
Are you Knock Johnner?
Are you Knock Johnner?
Are you Knock Johnner?
No. I'm a burns victim.
(Groans.)
Are you Knock Johnner?
See you later John.
(Knock on door)
Aw man, what's that?
Oh, that be smellin' good.
Ach, such a fine day.
Who's this? (Knocks) Eh, you knockin'?
Are you Knock Johnner?
Knocka Johnner? What you be talkin'? (Knock on door) Eh!
Who that be?
Are you Knock Johnner?
Knock Johnner, I not Johnner.
Are you Knock Johnner?
Knock Johnner? Whatcha talkin 'bout?
Are you Knock Johnner?
Ya be crazy man, what ya doin at my door?
Knock Johnner, I'm here to help you.
Knock Johnner, I'm.. Knock Johnner?
Knock Johnner, I'm here to help you.
Help me? I'm Knock Johnner?
Are you Knock Johnner?
Oh yeah, that's me. Come on in.
Ah parched. I don't know about you but do you fancy a beer man?
Does not compute.
Ah, don't worry man it'll compute in a minute.
Hey man, I got some hospitality for ya. (Laughs)
Two or three beers, you'll be rockin' this place.
Oh, what we got here? We got some fine beverage.
Oh, fresh! Oh, feel that, feel that trickle down your bones.
Oh, me got some entertainment for ya.
Oh yes. (Bangs on drum) I'm consending around this planet.
(Still banging on drum)
(Door creaks open)
(Footsteps approach)
(Music gets louder)
Once I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side.
What the *** man? Who's this?
Yo! (Clicks fingers) Assface!
What? *** you!
What the hell you talkin' 'bout?
Get outta my house ya crazy, ya crazy fool.
Whit? This is ma house man. Who d'ya think you are? Sean Connery?
Whit?
Hey, I'm Knock Johnner.
Knock Johnner, I'm here to protect you.
(Sound of door being kicked open)
What the hell is this?
*** you, you retarded bucket of bolts.
No man.
Argggh!
Pure need to run man.
***.
What the hell? I'm just trying to relax man.
You some sort of robotic honkey?
Ow, me pineapple. Oh me pineapple. Woo.
***' well cool.
Let's hide in there, I know this place. Let's go.
Are you guys twins?
No. We're triplets.
Where's the third one?
Here.
Nyargh. Woobaloo. Arrgh.
Do you understand now Knock Johnner?
(Burps. Spits.) Eh?
Do you understand now Knock Johnner?
Pff.
Do you understand now Knock Johnner?
How do you? That doesn't make any sense.
Do you understand now Knock Johnner?
I get it. Right, so this guy who's chasing us who's trying to kill me
and is from the future, and he's some sort of hobo-cop
and he can morph other people into robot versions of him.
Affirmative.
And you've been sent from the future to protect me
and you're from the robot resistance, the terminator resistance.
That information is correct.
And also you were sent back to make sure that
I create the terminators in the future.
Affirmative. That information is correct.
He's found us! Quick, we need to move.
Let's go!
Run! Run terminator!
What are we gonna do man? He's right behind us.
We're going to have to open a time portal.
Let's go!
No!
When is this place?
It's 2082 Knock Johnner. We're in the future.
Aw.
He's followed us through the time portal.
Hide. Run from the copper Knock Johnner.
Run! Run from the copper!
So you made it.
Urnosht kahn ooe kra!
You're mine now.
Noooo!
Are you Knock Johnner?
Not today.
Nooo!
Ahh!
What a horrible dream.
I'm okay. Girly girly.
Oh Jam!
J'had a crazy dream.
Oh well man, we've all got dreams, don't we?
All got dreams. No man! Listen!
Okay man, I'm listenin'.
I had another dream.
No man, that never happened. I had a dream, Jam.
Ya crazy little ***. No! Listen.
Okay, I'm listenin'. What have you got to say this time?
I had a dream, Jam.
Ah, we've all got dreams man.
I've had dreams myself, you know?
But it felt so real.
Yeah, more like surreal. Too many juju beans?
Ah Knock, you're my boy.
It felt like a real dream.
You weren't dreaming about them robots were ya?
Yeah the dream, it was about robots, and comics and homeless creeps.
Robots runnin' around, making up things in your mind.
Yeah, that *** dream man.
It's about a comic, I was making a comic. I can't make this thing now.
Well Knock, ya know,
sometimes fantasies can become reality
and you don't realise that
the things that you come up with,
although they might seem terrible now.
That one day they may impact positively upon our global innocreation.
Dreams, leading us astray.
Yeah. Oh, this *** comic it, it was like it was real.
I can't die man, can't die.
Speak!
Can I make this comic? Can I die? Can this be real?
You're gonna get what you want.
No you fool!
Listen. (Stutters) Robots *** homeless creeps. Blowing people's heads.
No, no, no man. That was a dream.
Trust me, that was a dream.
It was robots, I was dead.
Jam, the machines, the terminators, the comic. What's gonna go on?
Listen Knock. You've got everything ya need.
Don't worry.
It was so real. No! Wait!
I'm listenin' Knock, keep goin'. Where are you going?
Jam, where are you going? Don't worry!
What the? Wow!
Oh. Jam?
Jam?
Open the jar.
Open the jar Knock. Open the jar. Jam!
Open the jar. Ah!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha. Eh?
Eh?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
***' cool.
A gun! Oh a gun!
I'm gonna shoot the gun.
Yeah!
***' well cool.
Ooh a gun.
THE END