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You can pick up VD from lavatory seats.
If you don’t stop wanking you are going to go blind.
Like you could get a female pregnant from oral sex.
Shaking up a can of coke and spraying that up like a ***.
The withdrawal method is a form of contraception.
Having sex on a girl’s period would mean that she didn’t get pregnant.
That you don’t get pregnant when you do it the first time,
not that I was bothered about that but...
There was some girls in the playground and they were talking about kissing,
And she said "and he kissed me that hard he laddered me nylons".
I have heard that you can’t get pregnant if you have sex standing up.
A woman can’t get pregnant if you have sex standing up.
It’s about the laws of gravity so
even if a man came it would come out immediately.
Yeah, I think you probably can get pregnant having sex standing up.
I think the only position you probably wouldn’t be able to get pregnant from is ***.
Well in my experience alcohol has always helped me perform better in bed,
feel a bit more relaxed.
It releases all your inhibitions.
Just makes for bad sex really.
No not at all, I’d rather just go to bed.
Not as many, if they’ve had too much to drink they’re bloody useless.
Alcohol makes you perform worse but makes you think that you are a lot better.
I have heard people using things like cling film and empty crisp packets.
Using a cling film for sex is good if you’ve run out of condoms.
I don’t see why it wouldn’t work.
I would think it’s absolutely the most stupid thing to do ever.
Unless you were really, really good at arts and crafts
or some kind of ... had an apprenticeship at Durex.
The strangest thing anyone I know that’s ever used as a lube is probably
something like sun cream.
Vaseline as lube.
Butter.
They use other people’s ***.
WD40.
Don’t know if you know the Anchor cream in the squeezable...
Pork grease and so on.
Heat ones and tingle ones.
Once a day.
Every five minutes.
More so if it’s a hot day like today, less so if it’s in the winter.
Not much these days.
Probably a few times a day.
Seven, eight, nine, ten times an hour.
Lots - most of the time.
Very often, every day.