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So you are considering taking Mr. Stedman's physics class? Why yes! Yes I am.
What the f*ck? The hell is wrong with you?
Have you eaten too many poppy seed bagels this morning?
Haha good one, *** bag! LOL I know I am.
However, you are an idiot. But seriously, you are in the top twenty
-five percent of your class. If you take physics, your grade point
average will drop like Justin Bieber's balls never have.
Don't be such a dumb b*tch. But all of my friends are taking it
so if I ever need help, I can put together a study group...
It'll be easy. Take physics, they said. It'll be easy, they said.
It will, and I think I can handle it. I want to slap the bejesus
out of you! Seriously.
I think you are on some kind of hallucinogen, and where did you get that outfit? Walmart?
[Awkward silence] Anyway, I think you need professional
help for your *** self! I'm perfectly fine
and we can do without the name-calling. Besides,
it's not like you actually have friends. You are a woman-
No, you are a girl. Girls think that they have friends
but in reality, they just talk sh*t about each other behind their backs. No sh*t,
eh? Yeah,
you will suffer in the flaming f*cks of physics
and I'm not joking around, you know? You make it sound like hell. [Another awkward
silence] Anyway,
I don't recommend it; You will be too lazy to get your
homework done at home so you will have to do it at lunch the very
few minutes before it is due. Wow...
that sounds like something I would never do.
I have never ever done that before, so that will NOT happen to me.
Wake up and get the curry out of your eyes!
That's what you want to think but it's true. Sure it is (sarcastically) ...
You just don't want to see me succeed in physics because you know I will get a
better grade in it than you did. [The girl realizes her mistake of speaking before thinking]
[The physics student is somewhat appaled] Sorry, that was a little out of line. It's
okay... dumb c*nts will be dumb c*nts, and I know
that it is that time of the month. But I'm not on
my period! So... let's talk about your extracurricular
activities. What kinds of clubs are you in and what
kinds of sports are you playing? After all, you don't want a heavy load while also
taking physics! [Waves finger around for emphasis] Well, I am not in a club
currently, but I'm on the curling team.
God almighty help this one. Hey! curling is a sport too!
It has a lot of merit. Don't be a hater, player. Wow...
Did you really just say that? Wait... What were we talking about in the first
place?