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- COMING UP, ON "BRIDEZILLAS"...
- DO I LOOK PRETTY?
- ADRIENNE'S THE WHINE ZILLA...
- GROSS!
- WHO JUST CAN'T GET ANY SATISFACTION.
- I LOOK LIKE THE CORPSE BRIDE-- AH!
- PARTICULARLY FROM THE BEST MAN.
- UGH-- YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!--YOU SUCK!
- BUT, WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE...
- ARE YOU GONNA COME WITH ME?
- WONDER WHO'LL BE LEFT IN THE DUST.
- CALL WAYLON AND TELL HIM I CAN'T DO IT!
NO!
- PLUS... - I DON'T WANT THIS.
- BRIDEZILLA ANGELA IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
- WAKE UP!
- OH, [deleted] ***!
- ***, BRING IT. - WHAT THE [deleted]?
- BUT, WHEN SHE GOES HEAD TO HEAD WITH HER FIANCE'S SISTER...
- HOLD ON! - [deleted] KIDDING ME?
- THIS IS MY SISTER! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- IT MAY PROVE TO BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE...
- IF IT'S SO HARD FOR YOU TO CHOOSE,
THEN THIS WEDDING IS OVER.
- ...A ZILLA COULD MAKE.
- DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS MARRIAGE?
- IT'S A FIRST IN "BRIDEZILLAS" HISTORY...
- I OBJECT!
AS YOUR SISTER, I DON'T ADVISE YOU TO MARRY ANGELA.
- NEXT, ON "BRIDEZILLAS."
- ON HER WEDDING DAY, A BRIDE EXPECTS TO BE
AT HER MOST BEAUTIFUL.
BUT, ALAS, THAT IS NOT ALWAYS THE CASE.
- I HATE THIS STUPID VEIL.
I LOOK LIKE THE CORPSE BRIDE-- AH!
I DON'T EVEN WANNA GET MARRIED.
CALL WAYLON AND TELL HIM I CAN'T DO IT!
- BUT, BEFORE SHE WENT RUNNING FOR THE HILLS,
THIS ZILLA WAS CHASING THE MATRIMONIAL DREAM.
- WAYLON, WAIT.
WAIT... WAYLON, WAIT!
- MEET OUR FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN BRIDEZILLA, ADRIENNE.
- THE SAYING "MISERY LOVES COMPANY," THAT'S ME ALL DAY,
'CAUSE IF I'M NOT HAPPY,
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE SHOULD BE HAPPY.
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME?
- I THOUGHT WE WAS RUNNIN'.
- YOU'RE JUST TAKING OFF ON ME. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP.
- AND THE MAN WILLING TO KEEP ADRIENNE'S MISERY COMPANY,
FIANCE WAYLON.
- THE THING ABOUT ADRIENNE THAT I LIKE, UH, SHE'S FUNNY.
- I LIKE HOW YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO COME UP WITH THINGS
YOU LIKE ME ABOUT.
- "LIKE ME ABOUT," REALLY? - LIKE ABOUT ME.
- SHE'S VERY ELOQUENT, AS YOU CAN TELL.
[laughter] I LIKE THAT ABOUT HER, TOO.
- NOW, GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RIDE.
- MY BACK HURTS, THOUGH.
- THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WIT' YOUR BACK.
HURRY!
- UGH... YOUR PAIN IS TRANSFERRING TO MY BACK.
- YOU SHUT UP.
- IT'S A REAL BONUS THAT WE'RE NOT RELATED, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S-THAT'S PRETTY NICE. - OH, YES.
- ON RESERVATIONS, YOU KNOW, YOU TEND TO BE CLOSE-KNIT FAMILIES.
- RELATED. - YEAH.
- I'M FALLING-- LIFT ME UP!
I'M FALLING!
♪
[knocking] COME IN-- COME IN-- COME IN-- COME IN.
- HI! - HEY.
- HEY, KINDA LATE-- HEY, SIT DOWN.
- HOW ARE YOU? - UM, I'M HERE.
YEAH, I'M DOIN' EVERYTHING.
- FOUR DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING, ADRIENNE HAS DRAFTED
BRIDESMAID OLIVIA AND WAYLON'S BROTHER, JUWAN...
- MY NAME IS JUWAN.
♪ YOUR LIPS ARE COOL LIKE WHIPPED CREAM ♪
- HELLO, JUWAN!
OH, SORRY-- WHERE WERE WE?
- OH, YES, ADRIENNE, HAS INVITED HER BRIDESMAID
AND THE APTLY NAMED BEST MAN
TO HER HELP HER AND WAYLON WITH THE CD CASES.
- IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO THROW 'EM OUT THERE.
WAYLON AND I COMPILED A LOVE SONG COMPILATION,
AND WE DECIDED THAT WE NEEDED TO MAKE OUR CD CASES
INSTEAD OF BUYING THEM BECAUSE I'M REALLY CHEAP.
- AND BY "REALLY CHEAP," WHAT ADRIENNE REALLY MEANS IS--
WAIT-- IS THAT DUCT TAPE?
- I LOVE THE COLOR, BY THE WAY.
THE PURPLE AND THE PINK, IT'S AWESOME.
- THANK YOU. - I LOVE IT.
GREAT CHOICE OF COLOR. - THANK YOU.
- DUCT TAPE, PAPER, REALLY?
I MEAN, AND IT'S PINK DUCT TAPE--
PINK AND PURPLE DUCT TAPE ON CARDBOARD PAPER.
COME ON, SERIOUSLY.
- EVEN HARDER TO BELIEVE, ADRIENNE'S REFUSAL TO LIFT A FINGER.
- I NEED SOME SUSTENANCE, SO I'M GONNA--
- EAT YOUR ORANGE, OKAY-- EAT YOUR ORANGE.
- I AM-- I'M GONNA EAT IT.
- PUT SOME DUCT TAPE ON YOUR ORANGE AND EAT IT, OKAY?
- WAYLON'S BROTHER DIDN'T WANNA BE A PART OF THE WEDDING.
HE CAN KISS MY ***.
- WELL, HE CAN KISS OURS ANYTIME.
[record scratching]
OH, SORRY, WE GOT DISTRACTED FOR A SECOND THERE.
YOU WERE SAYING?
- YOU NEED LESS WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND MORE ARMS.
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD HELP.
OKAY, FINISH YOUR ORANGE.
- IF YOU STOPPED ARGUING, YOU'D GET A LOT MORE DONE.
- WELL, IF YOU WOULD HELP,
THEN WE'D GET THESE DONE EVEN FASTER.
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ALL DAY, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP.
- NOT ONLY IS ADRIENNE NOT GOING TO HELP.
- I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A PILLOW.
I'VE BEEN REALLY STRESSED.
- YOU'RE GONNA-- YOU'RE GONNA GO TO SLEEP?
YOU'RE GONNA-- YOU'RE GONNA GO TO SLEEP?
- IT WOULD PROBABLY WOULD HELP, IF YOU DID SOMETHIN' BESIDES COMPLAIN.
- WHAT?
LIKE, WAIT.
I ALWAYS WANT WAYLON TO TRY AND TAKE UP FOR ME,
BUT HE WON'T.
- HE'S GOT A POINT.
- I'M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD.
I JUST NEED YOU TO BE QUIET AND MAKE THOSE.
- IT'S NOT TOO LATE, SIR-- IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
- WHAT?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO NOT BE BEST MAN, YOU KNOW?
- FIND SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA BE AS AWESOME AS A BEST MAN AS ME.
GO AHEAD-- FIND SOMEBODY-- I DARE YOU.
I'LL PAY YOU, IF YOU CAN DO THAT.
- YOU KNOW, ADRIENNE HAS UPS AND DOWNS,
AND SHE MAKES MY BROTHER VERY HAPPY, WHICH IS COOL.
I GUESS, FOR THE MOST PART.
- YOU NEED A MOUTHPIECE, IS WHAT YOU NEED.
YOU NEED, LIKE, SOMETHING THAT WILL SHUT YOU UP
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
YEAH, NO, I CAN'T-- I CAN'T.
I CAN'T SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
YOU NEED SOME WORK ETHIC.
- JUWAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES.
LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PHYSICALLY SHUT YOU UP.
- I WILL SHUT MY MOUTH, IF YOU MAKE A CD CASE.
- BUT, SINCE OUR POOR, TIRED, FAMISHED ZILLA
SIMPLY CAN'T MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO DO HER PART,
SHE CALLS UPON HER LAST DEFENSE.
- WAYLON, PLEASE HELP ME.
- THAT WAS A DEMONSTRATION.
- PLEASE, SHUT HIM UP. - I'M MAKING CASES.
- YOU KNOW YOU CAN.
CAN YOU JUST TELL HIM TO COOPERATE?
AT LEAST, CAN YOU HELP ME AT ALL?
- NOPE, NOT A CHANCE.
- I DON'T THINK JUWAN IS MISBEHAVIN' AT ALL.
YOU KNOW, HE ACTS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME.
SO, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S SURPRISED.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE TWO BULLS,
YOU KNOW, JUST GOING- GOING AT IT-- POOF!
AND YOU DON'T OWN THE BULLS, SO YOU'RE LIKE,
UM, I GUESS I JUST WATCH.
YOU JUST LET PEOPLE RUN THEIR MOUTH TOWARDS ME,
AND YOU DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.
- 'C-'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.
YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
- I'M WHAT?
- OH, WAYLON, THAT WAS SO NOT THE RESPONSE SHE WAS LOOKING FOR.
- DID YOU SAY I WAS A BIG GIRL?
[laughter] - THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
- ARE YOU MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY WEIGHT, NOW?
- OH-OH, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.
- I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT THAT YOU WERE MATURE, OKAY?
SIMMER DOWN.
NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
YOU'RE FINE, OKAY?
[laughter]
JUST MAKE A CD CASE, OKAY?
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO-- GET YOU ANOTHER ORANGE?
- JUWAN, SHUT UP!
BE QUIET!
YOU TALK TOO MUCH!
I-- UGH... YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS-- YOU SUCK!
I WILL MAKE WAYLON'S BROTHER HURT WITH MY PAIN.
DO IT BY YOURSELF!
♪
- I WANT SOMETHING REALLY SPARKLY.
- AND NOW, LET'S CHECK BACK IN WITH THE CODDLED
AND COMMANDING BRIDEZILLA ANGELA AND HER HANDLER, ERIC.
- I'VE BEEN THINKIN' MORE OF, LIKE, EARRINGS.
- EARRINGS? - MMM-HMM.
- OKAY, LET'S DECORATE THOSE EARS.
- ON OUR WEDDING, WE WENT WAY OVER OUR BUDGET.
IN TOTAL, WE WOULD HAVE SPENT $45,000.
- ALL RIGHT. - CAN I LOOK-- TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ONE?
- OKAY.
- I LIKE THESE-- THESE ARE BIG.
- HOW MUCH ARE THOSE? - SEVEN THOUSAND.
- THOUGH POTENTIALLY BROKE, FORTUNATELY WHEN IT COMES
TO ROMANCE, ERIC REALLY KNOWS HOW TO SEIZE THE MOMENT.
- WE WENT ON A TRIP TO EUROPE.
YOU KNOW, WE VISITED ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL PLACES,
AND HE PROPOSED IN FRONT OF SECURITY IN-IN CUSTOMS,
AT THE AIRPORT.
- THOSE ARE TOO BIG.
THEY'RE GONNA DRAG YOUR EARS DOWN.
SO NOW, EVERY TIME SHE GOES TO THE AIRPORT,
SHE WILL BE REMINDED OF OUR LOVE.
THAT'S $2,000.
- DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE THE BEST?
- SEVEN THOUSAND? - HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.
♪
- GOIN' TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
- AFTER A TUMULTUOUS START TO HER BIRTHDAY...
- GIVE IT TO ME!
- ANGELA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[glass shatters]
- ANGELA HAS BEEN WASTING TIME AT THE JEWELRY STORE
WHEN SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN EN ROUTE TO HER BIRTHDAY DINNER.
AND JUST BECAUSE IT'S HER WEDDING WEEK,
DOESN'T MEAN THIS ZILLA HAS LESSENED HER EXPECTATIONS.
- SO, I WANT, LIKE, A CAKE.
I WANT A GOOD DINNER, GIFTS.
[sigh]
I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING THE BIRTHDAY LOVE TODAY.
I MEAN, IT BETTER CHANGE AT THIS DINNER.
- AND THE BEST WAY TO INSPIRE LOVE AND WELL WISHES--
ARRIVE OVER AN HOUR LATE.
[cheering] - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- WHERE'S THE CAKE?
- DID YOU GUYS ALREADY START WITHOUT ME?
- YEAH. - YES.
- WE ALL CARVED OUT TIME OUT OF OUR BUSY SCHEDULE.
EVERYONE WAS HERE-- EVERYONE WAS READY.
SHE SHOWS UP AN HOUR LATE,
AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST VERY RUDE.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
- YOU MEAN, YOU DROPPED IT. - IT'S LIKE, COLD PIZZA?
- DUDE, I WANT IT FRESH, MAN.
YA'LL EVEN STARTED WITHOUT ME.
- MAYBE PRESENTS CAN HELP TURN THINGS AROUND.
- SO, MY BAD. - HMM.
- DUDE, THERE'S, LIKE, NO MONEY IN HERE.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT,
AND WHEN SHE JUST DANGLED IT, LOOKING FOR THE MONEY,
I-- IT WAS THIS HUGE SLAP IN THE FACE.
- WHERE'S THE MONEY?
- "WHERE'S THE MONEY?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- HEY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE SPENT ON YOUR WEDDING ALREADY?
- OH, GIRL, THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
- [deleted] - OOH.
- IN THE FACE OF AN UNGRATEFUL ZILLA,
GIVE HER CAKE AND MAKE HER EAT IT, TOO.
- IT'S TIME FOR THE CAKE. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- WHERE'S THE KNIFE-- YOU WANT CAKE?
YOU WANT SOME CAKE-- YOU WANT SOME CAKE?
YOU WANT SOME?
- MAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY. - HMM-- YOU WANT SOME CAKE?
WANT SOME CAKE?
[screaming]
- DON'T THROW THAT DAMN CAKE!
I SWEAR TO GOD, JASON-- JASON!
- TIME OUT!
- AH, YES, THE NEVER FAILING TIME OUT METHOD--
PREVENTING FAMILY SQUABBLES AND CAPITAL *** SINCE 1957.
- I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT FOOL.
AH!
- EXCEPT, APPARENTLY, IN THE CASE OF BRIDEZILLAS.
- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
THAT'S IT-- IT'S OVER, OKAY?
- WE WERE HERE TO BE THOUGHTFUL, OKAY?
YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT!
- SHUT UP!
IT'S NONE OF HER BUSINESS.
SHE SHOULD BE LUCKY THAT SHE'S EVEN IN MY WEDDING.
THE ARGUMENT IS BETWEEN ME AND JASON.
WE'RE GOIN'-- LET'S GO.
- I'M TIRED OF THIS.
- I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TO THE WEDDING.
- I CAN STILL HEAR YA'LL!
- COMING UP...
[laughter]
- ADRIENNE EXACTS A LITTLE REVENGE.
- I'M ALLERGIC TO THAT WAX, THOUGH.
- BUT, TO WHAT END?
- OH, NO.
- AND THEN, AT HER BRIDESMAIDS' FINAL DRESS INSPECTION...
- DUDE, DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
EXERCISE, EAT, MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP-- I DON'T GIVE A [deleted].
- ANGELA GOES OFF THE DEEP END.
- WAKE UP! - OH, [deleted] ***!
- ***, BRING IT. - WHAT THE [deleted] WAS THAT?
- NEXT, ON "BRIDEZILLAS."
♪
- HI-- I'M ADRIENNE.
- FOUR DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING, ADRIENNE AND TWO OF HER BRIDESMAIDS
HAVE DRAGGED WAYLON TO THE NAIL SALON.
- DO-DO I HAVE TO DO THIS? - YES.
I WANT WAYLON TO GET A PEDICURE
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN UNCOOPERATIVE.
HE'S BEEN MOCKING ME.
HE'S BEEN TREATING EVERYTHING LIKE A JOKE.
SO, THIS IS MY WAY OF PUNISHING HIM.
- I'M A DUDE. - I KNOW YOU'RE A DUDE.
- THOSE ARE THOSE SPECIAL KIND OF DUDES.
- WELL, YOU'RE SPECIAL TODAY.
HE TENDS BE SORT OF A GUY'S GUY,
AND SO I REALLY HOPE THAT HIS MANHOOD IS ROBBED.
- AW.
- I THINK, WAYLON, I THINK, SINCE YOU LIKE BLACK SO MUCH,
WE SHOULD PAINT YOUR TOES BLACK.
AND THEN- AND THEN, ONE TOE HAS TO BE PINK IN HONOR OF ME.
- GOOD PLAN, BUT REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED
WITHOUT A FOOT MASSAGE.
- LOOK AT HIM SMILING.
- IT WAS NICE.
I KNOW I LOST A LOT OF DUDE POINTS, BUT IT FELT GOOD.
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE.
- WELL, THERE ARE ONE OR TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS.
- WHAT'S THAT?
OH, WOW-- REALLY?
[laughter]
YES.
- FORTUNATELY, FOR WAYLON'S MANHOOD,
ADRIENNE COMES UP WITH AN ALTERNATIVE PLAN.
- WHAT IF WE WAX YOUR TOES?
HOW'S THAT?
- I'M ALLERGIC TO THAT WAX, THOUGH.
- WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. - HERE, LOOK.
- AND THEN, WHEN THEY HAVE TO TAKE ME TO SAINT MARY'S,
AND-AND WE CAN'T GET MARRIED 'CAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE.
- BREATHING, APPARENTLY, IS OPTIONAL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA WAX THE TOES AND YOUR MOUSTACHE.
WE'RE DOIN' IT-- GET THE WAX READY.
WE'RE DOIN' IT.
- ONCE WAYLON'S PRETTY-PRETTY PEDICURE IS COMPLETE--
- THAT'S COOL, HUH?
- PHASE TWO CAN BEGIN. - WAX-WAX-WAX!
- UGH! - OH, YEAH.
- CAN I PULL IT OFF? - YES.
- WHAT IF YOU, LIKE, PULL MY SKIN OFF WITH IT?
- THAT MIGHT BE THE POINT, WAYLON.
BRACE YOURSELF, IN THREE, TWO, ONE.
- 'TIL DEATH DO US PART.
UGH!
IT ONLY TOOK A COUPLE PIECES OUT.
[laughter]
IT DIDN'T HAVE THE EFFECT THAT I WANTED.
I WANTED HIM TO SCREAM AND CRY, BUT HE MADE NO NOISE
AND JUST LAUGHED IT OFF.
THIS ISN'T CUTTIN' IT, MAN.
[laughter] NOT CUTTIN' IT.
WE GOTTA DO-- THIS ISN'T-- LET'S DO THE LIP, MAN.
OKAY, SWEETIE-- BE NICE.
- WOW!
- ADRIENNE BROUGHT ME HERE TO TRY TO BREAK ME.
BUT, LIKE A APPALOOSA, CAN'T BE BROKEN.
WAYLON IS ONE STRONG STEED, BUT THE SAME CERTAINLY
CAN'T BE SAID FOR ADRIENNE.
- GROSS!
- OH, THAT MADE ME TEAR UP.
- TRY TO HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER.
YOU'RE ONLY HALF DONE.
- UGH!
- LOOKS LIKE ADRIENNE'S SPA OF TORTURE DIDN'T HAVE
QUITE THE EFFECT SHE WAS GOING FOR.
- UGH!
- ADRIENNE BROUGHT ME HERE TO PUNISH ME,
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I JUST LOOK HOT.
- I'M SAD.
AND YOUR TOES LOOK BETTER THAN MINE!
I CAN'T WIN, MAN.
♪
- HELLO.
- HEY. - HEY, GUYS. - HI.
- YAY-- YOU GUYS BROUGHT THE DRESSES.
- YES. - YES, WE DID.
- TWO DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING,
BRIDEZILLA ANGELA APPEARS TO BE IN GOOD SPIRITS.
OF COURSE, WITH THIS ONE, YOU REALLY NEVER CAN TELL.
- SO, YOU GUYS BROUGHT EVERYTHING.
- YES. - YEAH?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY BRIDESMAIDS HAVE BEEN.
I FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN NEGLECTING ME
AND NOT HELPING ME THROUGHOUT THIS WEDDING.
I MEAN, TODAY, THEY BETTER STEP UP THEIR GAME.
I WANNA SEE WHAT EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE IN THEIR DRESS,
AND YA'LL BETTER LOOK GOOD IN IT.
- ANGELA SHOULD DEFINITELY BE GRATEFUL THAT WE SHOWED UP
AND BOUGHT THESE DRESSES 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE,
AND THEY'RE SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
- YA'LL NEED TO GET OUT HERE.
- AND SO, THE LUCKY LADIES LINE UP FOR THEIR INSPECTION.
- YA'LL OKAY?
- I FEEL LIKE, FOR THE AMOUNT THAT WE SPENT ON IT,
IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE.
- ANGELA WANTED US TO LOSE WEIGHT TO FIT THESE DRESSES,
AND I'VE BEEN JUICING FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS,
SO I HAVEN'T EATEN IN BASICALLY A MONTH.
- THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU GUYS TO LOSE WEIGHT.
- WELL, IT MIGHT BE YOUR PROBLEM IN A MINUTE
BECAUSE LOW BLOOD SUGAR PLUS POOR CIRCULATION EQUALS--
- OH, MY GOD-- JESHA?
- ARE YOU OKAY? - ARE YOU OKAY?
- ANGELA, GO GET HER WATER!
- [deleted]-- I'LL GET THE WATER, OKAY?
- JESHA, ARE YOU OKAY? - JESH?
- JESHA, ARE YOU OKAY? - OH, [deleted] ***!
WHAT THE [deleted] IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- WELL, THAT WAS REFRESHING.
- BRING IT, ***.
- WHAT THE [deleted] IS WRONG?
- BRING IT-- UGH!
- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- I NEEDED TO WAKE HER *** UP.
SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
- YOU [deleted] RUINED THE DRESS.
- YOU [deleted] RUINED MY WHOLE DAMN DAY!
[indistinct shouting]
- I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER, IF SHE'S LIKE THIS.
SHE'S A MESS.
- DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
EXERCISE, EAT, MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP-- I DON'T GIVE A [deleted].
- I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS
EVEN SHOW UP FOR HER BACHELORETTE PARTY TONIGHT.
- GET IT RIGHT, GIRLS!
THAT'S ALL I ASK-- IS THAT HARD?
- COMING UP...
- IF YOU SAY, "ZOMBIES," ONE MORE TIME,
I'M GONNA DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTH.
- WHEN ADRIENNE AND THE BEST MAN FACE OFF...
- CAN YOU HELP ME, WAYLON?
- I CAN'T-- HE'S BIG.
- WILL WAYLON BE THE ONE LEFT BEHIND?
- NO! - AND THEN...
- GO HOME, GO HOME, GO HOME!
- WHEN ERIC CRASHES ANGELA'S BACHELORETTE...
- TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
- A BUST UP WITH HIS SISTER...
- HOLD ON! - ARE YOU [deleted] KIDDING ME?
- THIS IS MY SISTER! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- CALLS THE ENTIRE WEDDING INTO QUESTION.
- IF IT'S SO HARD FOR YOU TO CHOOSE,
THEN THIS WEDDING IS OVER.
- NEXT, ON "BRIDEZILLAS."
♪
- AND YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GPS?
- JUST KEEP GOING STRAIGHT.
- AND THEN, WHERE DO I TURN?
- UM, THIS-THIS SAYS TO GO STRAIGHT.
- TODAY, ADRIENNE AND WAYLON ARE MEETING WAYLON'S BROTHER,
JUWAN, AT THE WEDDING PLANNER'S.
BUT, OUR ZILLA EXPECTS THE BEST MAN TO BE MORE THAN
JUST AWARD WINNING EYE CANDY.
- HI. - HI.
- SO FAR, JUWAN HASN'T BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
I'M HOPING TODAY HE'LL TURN IT ALL AROUND.
- SIT DOWN, YOU GUYS. - OKAY.
- MAYBE THE LESS SAID THE BETTER,
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS,
ADRIENNE'S DUCT TAPED COVERED CD CASES.
- AWESOME!
- YES, IT'S SIMPLE, AND IT FITS.
[applause] AND IT-IT GOES--
- WE MADE CD's, LIKE A SOUNDTRACK TO OUR WEDDING,
BUT WE WANTED THEM TO BE UNIQUE, AND DIFFERENT,
AND MATCH OUR COLORS. - OKAY.
- AND SO, I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF DOING DUCT TAPE,
THE COLORED KIND.
- YES, COLOR MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
- YOU CAN LOOK AT THE CD ON THE INSIDE, IF YOU WANT.
IT'S-IT'S JUST LIKE A REGULAR CD IN THERE.
- THE PINK SORTA MATCHES. - UH-HUH.
- AND, UM, SORT OF, AND THE PURPLE IS, YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALMOST ONE OF YOUR WEDDING COLORS.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN DUCT TAPED WEDDING FAVORS BEFORE,
IN 20 YEARS.
- IT'S UNUSUAL. - IT IS, YEAH.
- IT'S VERY UNUSUAL. - YEAH.
I'M NOT REALLY HAPPY WITH THE WAY MY CD CASES CAME OUT.
BUT, RIGHT NOW, WE REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME
OR THE MONEY TO BE PICKY.
- NOW, WE COULD DO- DO THESE IN CAMOUFLAGE
IN HOPE THAT THEY WOULD DISAPPEAR.
- LUCKILY FOR THE WEDDING PLANNER,
ADRIENNE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH INCREDIBLY BAD IDEAS.
- SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE THREE CYLINDERS.
THEY WERE GONNA BE IN SILVER, AND EGGPLANT, AND FUCHSIA.
- OKAY.
- AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE THE THREE CANDLES AROUND IT.
- COULD WE PUT LITTLE ZOMBIES INSIDE OF THIS?
AND THEN, IF WE, LIKE, PUT, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF RED DYE
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BLOOD.
THEN, WE COULD PUT, LIKE, LITTLE SKULLS IN THEM.
- NO-NO-NO-NO- NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
- MY BIG IDEA FOR THE WEDDING
WAS TO HAVE ME AND MY GROOMSMEN DRESSED UP AS ZOMBIES.
- THERE'S NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT EATING BRAINS AND BEING DEAD.
- AH!
- HE WANTED A ZOMBIE WEDDING, BUT I SAID, "NO,"
BECAUSE THAT'S CRAZY.
MAYBE IN YOUR SECOND MARRIAGE, YOU CAN HAVE A ZOMBIE MARRIAGE.
- OKAY.
IT REPRESENTS ETERNAL LOVE, 'CAUSE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD, KINDA LIKE OUR LOVE.
IT WOULD STILL LIVE.
- CAN YOU SEE HOW ZOMBIES REPRESENT LOVE?
- I CAN'T REALLY SEE HOW ZOMBIES, UH, REPRESENT LOVE, BUT--
- IT MAKES SENSE, IF YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
- NO ZOMBIES!
- I THINK- I THINK ZOMBIES ARE--
- I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ZOMBIES.
- IF I-- IF YOU SAY, "ZOMBIES," ONE MORE TIME,
I'M GONNA DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTH.
- ZOMBIES. - MOVE.
- OF COURSE, ADRIENNE JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE A FEW ROLLS
IN HER HANDBAG.
- I-I BROUGHT THIS. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHY DO YOU HAVE TAPE, TOO?
- IF I GOTTA PUT ONE ON, THEN YOU GOTTA PUT ONE ON, TOO, OKAY?
- WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR TAPE?
- I GOT MY TAPE FROM RIGHT THERE-- NO.
- CAN YOU HELP ME, WAYLON?
- I CAN'T-- HE'S BIG.
- YES... YES, HE IS.
- GET UP AND HELP.
[laughter] - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
DID YOU JUST--
- YEAH-- YEAH, I DID. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T- I CAN'T-- I CAN'T DO THIS.
JUWAN WAS BEING VERY RUDE.
HE WAS OVERPOWERING THE CONVERSATION.
I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
- OH, NO, GUYS.
- WAYLON JUST LETS HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.
HE WON'T TAKE UP FOR ME.
SO, I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND HIM, NEITHER.
- OVERWHELMED WITH CONCERN FOR HIS ESCAPEE BRIDE,
WAYLON CONTINUES TO PITCH HIS IDEAS TO THE PLANNER.
AND THEN, WE COULD DO TOMBSTONES IN THAT COLORS.
- THAT'S GREAT--
- WITH THE HANDS COMING OUT OF THE DIRT.
- BUT, IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S GO GET ADRIENNE.
- BABY-- ADRIENNE?
OH, SNAPS-- SNAPS.
- I'M STAYING WITH YOU, JOANNE.
I'M GONNA STAY HERE-- I'M STAYING HERE.
- ARE YOU SURE DON'T WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND SUPPORT HIM?
- I'M-I'M NOT CHASING-- I'M NOT CHASING HER, AT ALL.
- HE WAS TRIPPIN' OUT.
HE RAN AFTER ME, BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE.
I'M DONE.
- NO!
- YOU READY TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED, LADIES?
- TONIGHT, ANGELA AND HER FRIENDS ARE HITTING THE BAR
FOR WHAT PROMISES TO BE A MOST AWESOME BACHELORETTE PARTY.
- TONIGHT, MY BRIDESMAIDS BETTER GIVE ME THE VIP TREATMENT.
ALL I WANNA DO, WAS JUST SIT BACK, PARTY, AND HAVE FUN.
[cheering] - AMAZINGLY, ANGELA STILL HAS FRIENDS
AFTER TODAY'S BRIDESMAID FITTING WASHOUT.
- OH, MY GOD. - OH, [deleted] ***!
WHAT THE [deleted] IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- ANGELA HAS BEEN HORRIBLE THIS WHOLE WEEK,
BUT I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE WE CAN HAVE A GREAT NIGHT TONIGHT.
JUST HAVE SOME DRINKS, PUT ALL THIS DRAMA BEHIND US,
AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- MAYBE SHOTS WILL HELP. - ANGELA!
[cheering]
- MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL?
- TONIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT.
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE GONNA BE HERE?
- I DIDN'T REALLY CRASH A PARTY.
I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SHOWING UP TO GIVE A GOOD TIME
TO EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW, BUY SHOTS AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- GO HOME, GO HOME, GO HOME!
- BUT, IN AN UNUSUAL TURN OF EVENTS,
ERIC DOES NOT OBEY HIS ZILLA'S COMMAND.
SO, ANGELA REMOVES HERSELF INSTEAD.
- IF WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED,
WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER,
NOT JUST-- NOT JUST THE WEDDING,
BUT THE BACHELOR PARTY, TOO.
- DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT ERIC WAS GONNA COME HERE?
- NO. - LIKE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT.
- WE DIDN'T KNOW. - WE HAD NO IDEA.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF THAT.
- SHE FELT AS THOUGH WE SHOULD'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR ERIC.
BUT, WE WEREN'T EXPECTING HIM TO BE HERE,
SO THERE WAS NO WAY THAT WE WOULD BE ABLE TO JUST SIT THERE
AND WATCH THE DOORS.
- YOU'RE THE BRIDESMAIDS.
YA'LL HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND YA'LL NEED TO DO IT.
AND, LIKE, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?
WHERE'S SANDY?
- TONIGHT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT, YOU KNOW?
I EXPECT ALL MY BRIDESMAIDS TO BE AROUND ME.
GIVE ME THE SPECIAL TREATMENT.
AND THEN, WHEN I SAW SANDY OVER THERE TALKING TO HER BOYFRIEND,
YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF.
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
I'M THE BRIDE-- IT'S MY BACHELORETTE PARTY.
- I'M TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND.
- LIKE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HANGING AROUND WITH ME.
- ANGELA IS JUST BEING TOO SELF-CENTERED.
SHE WANTS ALL THE ATTENTION ON HER.
AND I FEEL LIKE, IF ONE PERSON LOOKS AWAY,
ALL OF THE SUDDEN, SHE GETS INSECURE.
I JUST THINK SHE'S BEING A SELFISH BRAT.
- YOU GUYS WERE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP.
- YOUR FIANCE SHOWED UP WITH EVERYBODY.
YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME THAT THEY CRASHED THE PARTY.
- WELL, YOU'RE HIS SISTER.
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN-- TELL HIM WHAT?
- TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
- YOU'RE HIS FIANCE!
YOU NEED TO LAY DOWN THE LAW!
IT'S NOT MY JOB!
- YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BRIDESMAID AND DO YOUR DAMN JOB.
- THAT'S NOT MY JOB!
TALK ABOUT YOUR MAID OF HONOR.
THAT'S HER [deleted] JOB!
- BACK AWAY QUIETLY-- MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE.
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU SINCE DAY ONE!
I TOOK TEN DAYS OF VACATION FOR YOU!
- UH, YOU'VE BEEN WALKIN' AROUND OVER HERE WIT' YOUR BOYFRIEND
WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED WITH MY BRIDESMAIDS.
- UH, FOR WHAT-- TWO MINUTES?
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON. - I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL WEEK, ALL FOR YOU!
- THAT AIN'T MY DAMN PROBLEM!
- SANDY IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY
THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
YOU KNOW, THE BEST NIGHT OF MY SINGLE LIFE.
THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF.
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU. - YOU ARE NOT DOING ENOUGH.
- I HAVE BEEN-- ENOUGH? - YOU ARE NOT--
- ARE YOU [deleted] KIDDING ME?
- HOLD ON-- THIS IS MY SISTER!
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FIGHT IS ABOUT,
BUT ANGELA CANNOT BE TALKING TO MY SISTER THIS WAY.
THAT'S-- THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
- I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SISTER OUT OF THE DAMN WEDDING.
- NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S MY SISTER, MAN.
- WELL, WHO ARE YOU GONNA CHOOSE?
- I LOVE MY SISTER. - YOU GONNA CHOOSE YOUR SISTER?
OR, ARE YOU GONNA CHOOSE YOUR FUTURE WIFE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T BE-- - YOU NEED TO KNOW.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANGELA ACTUALLY ASKED MY BROTHER
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ME OR HER.
THAT IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
BUT, AS FAR AS I KNOW, I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING, RIGHT NOW.
- YOU GOTTA BE MORE REALISTIC.
- YOU NEED TO KNOW WHO YOUR TOP PRIORITY IS.
- YOU GOTTA BE MORE REALISTIC THAN THAT.
- SO, YOU'RE TAKING HER SIDE?
- THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE HEARD, BUT LET'S GO WITH IT.
OR, IN ANGELA'S CASE, RUN WITH IT.
OH!
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- GET OFF ME. - WHAT THE HELL?
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE EXPECTATIONS OF YOUR SISTER.
SHE'S NOT EVEN THERE.
- MY-- SHE'S MY SISTER-- SHE'S MY BLOOD.
- YOU'RE ON HER SIDE, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BRIDE.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FUTURE WIFE,
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DECIDE-- LIKE, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- I THINK ANGELA IS BEING REALLY INSANE
AND UNACCEPTABLE, RIGHT NOW.
- IF IT'S SO HARD FOR YOU TO CHOOSE,
THEN THIS WEDDING IS OVER.
OH, [deleted] DAMMIT!
HE'S STUPID.
- COMING UP...
- YOU JUST KEEP MESSING WITH ME, LIKE IT'S A FREAKING GAME.
- TENSIONS BETWEEN ADRIENNE AND THE BEST MAN...
- UGH!
- BOTH OF YOU GUYS, SHUT UP! - REACH THE BOILING POINT.
- FREAKING ***[deleted]!
- AND THEN...
- I THINK I DESERVE AN APOLOGY FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
- WHEN CONFRONTED WITH HER BAD BEHAVIOR...
EVERYBODY'S PISSED OFF, RIGHT NOW.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE HERE.
- WILL THIS ZILLA SEE THE LIGHT?
- YA'LL ARE JUST NOT DOING EVERYTHING THAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
- NOT LIKELY.
- [deleted] IT-- I'M NOT GONNA GET MARRIED.
- NEXT, ON "BRIDEZILLAS."
- I'D LIKE TO GO FISHING.
- REALLY-- YOU WANNA GO FISHING?
- JUST BE, LIKE, "YEAH, MAN, I CAUGHT THIS FISH."
SHOW OFF THE PICTURE.
- YOU DON'T GET COOL POINTS FROM CATCHING A BIG FISH.
- YOU ALSO DON'T GET COOL POINTS FOR GETTIN' YOUR TOENAILS PAINTED.
- WE SHOULD PAINT YOUR TOES BLACK.
- YOU CAN'T EVEN SWIM.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA GO FISHING?
- I-I'LL WEAR THOSE FLOATERS ON MY ARMS, THE SPIDERMAN'S KIND,
SO THAT THEY KNOW THAT I'M-- - AND THAT'S A GOOD WAY
TO GET YOUR MANHOOD BACK-- WEAR FLOATERS ON YOUR ARMS
LIKE YOU'RE FIVE.
- YEAH, IF THEY GOT SPIDERMAN, 'CAUSE SPIDERMAN LOOKS COOL.
- OKAY, NO, WAYLON-- JUST NO.
- GOT SOME COOL FLOATERS ON.
- OKAY, NO MORE.
♪
- SO, UM, ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY?
- YEAH.
- AFTER ABANDONING WAYLON AND HIS BROTHER
AT THE WEDDING PLANNER'S DUE TO CREATIVE DIFFERENCES...
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T- I CAN'T- I CAN'T DO THIS.
- OH, NO, GUYS.
- NO!
- OUR ZILLA HAS COME TO THE TABLE WITH A LITTLE PEACE OFFERING OF SORTS.
- YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOOD MEAL.
WAYLON AND JUWAN WERE BEING SO DISRESPECTFUL.
SO FAR, NOTHING HAS WORKED.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, AND MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START
PUNISHING THEM OR AT LEAST BE ABLE TO INTIMIDATE THEM
AND SCARE THEM INTO BEHAVING.
WELL, I WANT YOU TO, LIKE, BE THANKFUL
THAT I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO DO THIS.
- THANKSGIVING IS NOT-- IT'S NOT THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO US.
- ANYWAY...
- AND THIS MIGHT NOT WORK OUT MUCH BETTER.
- THIS IS YOUR DINNER.
THIS IS ALL I THINK YOU DESERVE.
- I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING-- MAYBE A STEAK,
YOU KNOW, SOME BREAD, CORN.
YOU KNOW, A HOMECOOKED MEAL.
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF CHEESE.
- DON'T WORRY, JUWAN.
WE'RE PRETTY SURE THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT AS CHEESE.
- I THOUGHT THIS STUFF CAUSES CANCER.
- RIGHT NOW, I DON'T THINK I CAN SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE WITH YOU,
SO I HOPE IT DOES GIVE YOU CANCER.
- I THINK YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT--
- YOU NEED TO EAT IT. - THIS REALLY IS A SLAVE LABOR LIFE.
- LUCKILY, I GOT A PLATE.
- WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY THIS ZILLA NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YA.
- HAVE AT IT.
THEY REALLY ENJOY MAKING ME MISERABLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVER DID TO THEM,
BUT THEY NEED TO STOP.
ALL I EVER WANTED, WAS SOME FREAKIN' HELP,
AND YOU GUYS CAN'T DO THAT,
AND YOU JUST KEEP MESSING WITH ME,
LIKE IT'S A FREAKING GAME.
- MAYBE ALL JUWAN NEEDS IS A LITTLE INCENTIVE,
AND HE KNOWS JUST THE THING.
- I'M GETTING A SASH, OKAY?
I'M GETTING A SASH, AND IT'S GONNA SAY "BEST MAN" ON IT
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM-- THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
- SASH WITH THE WORD "DUMB ***" ON IT.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.
- "BEST MAN!" - MOVING ON.
- ADRIENNE WAS UPSET.
WHO KNOWS WHY SHE'S UPSET?
SHE'S ALWAYS UPSET.
ALL I WANTED, WAS A SASH, OKAY?
A SASH TO DISTINGUISH MY POSITION WITHIN THE WEDDING--
OBVIOUSLY, THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
THIS IS JUST AS MUCH MY WEDDING, TOO, AS IT IS YOURS.
- IT IS NOT YOUR WEDDING-- I'M NOT MARRYING YOU.
I'M MARRYING THIS MAN, AND HE'S--
- AND WE'RE HERE-- WE'RE HERE.
- OBVIOUSLY NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
- I'M TRYING TO BE--
- DRAWING FREAKIN' LITTLE SMILEY FACES, WAYLON!
- HA!
I SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
BUT SOMETHIN' ABOUT A SASH AND, UH...
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS, LIKE--
- EVERYTHING'S GOOD. - WAYLON, YOU KNOW WHAT-- GO.
GO ON.
- OKAY, I'LL BE QUIET-- I'LL BE QUIET.
- YOU, GO ON-- GO. - I'LL BE QUIET.
- YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE NOTHING PRODUCTIVE TO SAY.
- WAIT A MINUTE, BROTHER.
YOU AIN'T GOTTA GO ANYWHERE-- YOU AIN'T GOTTA GO ANYWHERE.
- BE QUIET AND EAT YOUR CRACKERS.
THANK YOU-- LIKE YOU'RE FIVE.
- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL WAYLON TWICE.
WAIT... WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS, AGAIN?
- I'M THE FREAKIN' BRIDE!
I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE!
- OBVIOUSLY.
- AH!
- BOTH OF YOU GUYS, SHUT UP!
- REALLY?
- WAYLON DIDN'T DO A SINGLE THING THE ENTIRE TIME.
HE SAT THERE LIKE A LITTLE CHEESE NIP,
AND I'M COMPLETELY DISAPPOINTED IN HIM FOR NOT STICKING UP
FOR HIMSELF OR ME, HIS BEST MAN.
- AND WITH THAT, JUWAN DECIDES TO SPREAD THE LOVE
AND THE CHEESE.
- YES.
BACK-- GET BACK-- AH!
WAYLON, HELP ME!
NO-- IT STINKS.
[screaming]
- OH, COME ON, A LITTLE CANNED CHEESE WON'T KILL YOU.
[screaming]
- I-I LEFT, OKAY?
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR THAT.
IF MY BROTHER WANTS TO SIT AROUND
AND BE WITH A WOMAN WHO'S GONNA FLING CHEESE
AND THROW PILLOWS, HE CAN GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.
THAT'S ON HIM.
[gagging]
- EWWW-- IT STINKS!
EW-- EW!
AT THIS POINT, IF JUWAN SHOWS UP ON MY WEDDING DAY,
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A WEDDING.
DAMN YOU, JUWAN, YOU FREAKING ***[deleted]!
GET IT OFF MY FACE.
- DO WE HAVE ANY NAPKINS ANYWHERE?
[crying] - I DON'T KNOW.
EW... IT STINKS SO BAD!
♪
- HELLO. - HELLO.
- WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR YA'LL.
- AFTER THROWING DOWN WITH HER FUTURE SISTER-IN-LAW
AT LAST NIGHT'S BACHELORETTE PARTY...
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU. - YOU ARE NOT DOING ENOUGH.
- I HAVE BEEN-- - HOLD ON!
- ARE YOU [deleted] KIDDING ME?
- THIS IS MY SISTER! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- AND CALLING OFF THE ENTIRE WEDDING...
- IF IT'S SO HARD FOR YOU TO CHOOSE,
THEN THIS WEDDING IS OVER.
- ANGELA HAS DECIDED TO KEEP HER SCHEDULED REHEARSAL,
BUT LOOKS LIKE NEITHER THE GROOM OR HIS SISTER
HAVE ELECTED TO ATTEND.
- SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS WITHOUT THE GROOM?
- WE CAN'T.
WE CAN'T REHEARSE WITHOUT HIM HERE.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
- WITH ALL EYES ON THE BRIDE, WHAT ELSE COULD THIS ZILLA
POSSIBLY DO BUT MILK IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH?
- I FEEL REALLY HURT TOWARDS ERIC BECAUSE HE PRETTY MUCH
SIDED WITH HIS SISTER.
HIS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY SHOULD BE ME,
'CAUSE I'LL BE HIS FAMILY.
- THE TEARS HAVE THEIR DESIRED EFFECT,
AND THE BRIDESMAIDS RALLY AROUND THEIR POOR, WRONGED ZILLA.
- I MEAN, THIS IS JUST A LITTLE HI-HICCUP.
EVERYTHING TOMORROW WILL GO SMOOTHLY, OKAY?
- SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
- OKAY, WE'LL DO IT.
JUST DO IT.
LET'S JUST DO THE REHEARSAL AND GET IT OVER WITH.
- ANGELA SAID SHE'S JUST GONNA PROCEED WITH THE REHEARSAL,
WITHOUT THE GROOM, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
IF THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING TOMORROW.
RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT LOOKING PRETTY.
- BUT, HAVING SNIVELED FOR A FULL 30 SECONDS,
OUR ZILLA APPEARS TO BE OVER IT AND GETS DOWN TO BUSINESS.
- ACTION!
WALK-- SLOWLY, NOT SO FAST.
ERIC DIDN'T SHOW UP, AND HOPEFULLY THAT GAVE HER
SOME KIND OF PERSPECTIVE.
- WOULDN'T BET ON IT.
- AM I THE FIRST ONE-- OR, ARE WE GOING TOGETHER?
- MOM, NO.
MOM, DAD IS WALKING WITH ME, MOM.
NOBODY HAS BEEN TAKING THIS WEDDING SERIOUSLY.
IT'S EASY-- THEY SHOULD KNOW.
IT'S JUST YOU WALK DOWN, YOU GET IN YOUR PLACE,
AND THAT'S IT.
OKAY, SO, EVERYBODY, MAKE SURE YA'LL ARE READY TOMORROW
YOU'RE ON TIME.
OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT? - YOU'RE LATE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE WEDDING.
- OBVIOUSLY, EVERYONE IS HERE.
EVERYONE HAS WALKED DOWN THE AISLE,
LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
- WELL, AS OF LAST NIGHT,
YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE WEDDING,
SO I WASN'T SURE IF I WAS EVEN SUPPOSED TO COME TODAY.
REMEMBER THAT, LAST NIGHT?
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS, ANGELA.
- TRUE, BUT OUR ZILLA SEEMS UNMOVED.
- LOOK AROUND YOU.
EVERYBODY'S HERE FOR YOU.
I'M STILL HERE FOR YOU, HERE.
- YOU HAVE TO BE ON TIME.
- YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE WEDDING.
GET OVER IT-- I'M HERE, NOW.
- I THINK I DESERVE AN APOLOGY FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
- I THINK IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP.
SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN THANKFUL I EVEN SHOWED UP, AGAIN.
- IT IS MY WEEK. - LAST NIGHT WAS TOO MUCH.
YOU DID NOT NEED TO YELL AT HER LIKE THAT.
- YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO SANDY.
- YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO SANDY.
- WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU.
- I'M NOT SAYING SORRY FOR ANYTHING.
- WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATER TO YOUR NEEDS
DESPITE THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING TOWARDS US.
- BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, HE WAS PRETTY UPSET FOR THE FACT
THAT YOU MADE HIM CHOOSE BETWEEN ME OR YOU.
- OH, MY GOD!
- HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU'VE BEEN ACTING ALL WEEK?
SANDY'S BEEN WITH YOU 24/7.
- UGH!
- AND YOU'RE JUST GETTING MAD AT EVERYONE.
- I DON'T THINK I OVERREACTED.
I DON'T THINK I OVERREACTED.
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY FRIENDS BY THE END
OF THIS WEDDING.
- EVERYBODY'S PISSED OFF, RIGHT NOW.
- NOBODY WANTS TO BE HERE.
- ANGELA HAS BEEN SUCH A ***, LATELY.
SHE NEEDED SOME KIND OF TALKING TO.
- FACED WITH THE WRATH OF HER ENTIRE BRIDAL PARTY,
ANGELA BUSTS OUT THE BIG GUNS.
- YA'LL ARE JUST NOT DOING EVERYTHING
THAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
SO, [deleted] IT-- I'M NOT GONNA GET MARRIED.
- [deleted].
- COMING UP...
- I DON'T WANT THIS.
- ANGELA MAY MAKE IT TO THE ALTAR...
- DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS MARRIAGE?
- BUT, WILL IT BE THE END OF THE ROAD?
- I OBJECT!
- IT'S A FIRST IN BRIDEZILLA HISTORY.
- AS YOUR SISTER, I DON'T ADVISE YOU TO MARRY ANGELA.
- NEXT, ON "BRIDEZILLAS."
♪
- ARE YOU EXCITED?
YOU'RE GONNA BE A MISSUS.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
OOH, I'M READY TO GET IT OVER WITH.
- IT'S THE MORNING OF ANGELA'S WEDDING,
AND AFTER YESTERDAY'S LITTLE PEP TALK...
- I THINK I DESERVE AN APOLOGY FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
- YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE WEDDING.
- YOU DID NOT NEED TO YELL AT HER LIKE THAT.
WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU. - I'M NOT SAYING SORRY FOR ANYTHING.
- AND SUBSEQUENT KNEE JERK CANCELING OF THE WEDDING...
- [deleted] IT-- I'M NOT GONNA GET MARRIED.
♪
OUR MASTER MANIPULATOR HAS MANAGED TO GET IT
ALL BACK ON TRACK, FOR NOW.
- I FEEL A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.
ERIC SAID THAT HE WAS GONNA SHOW UP,
AND HE'S GONNA BE ON TIME.
SO, I'M GONNA TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING TODAY,
AND I JUST WANNA GET IT OVER WITH.
- AND NOT ONLY HAS THE GROOM AGREED TO MEET HIS ZILLA
AT THE ALTAR, BUT HE SOMEHOW CONVINCED HIS SISTER
TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE, AS WELL.
- THE WAY ANGELA'S BEEN ACTING, I DON'T KNOW IF THE WEDDING
IS EVEN SUCH A GREAT IDEA ANYMORE.
I'M TIRED OF ALL THE DEMANDS.
- MARICEL? - YES?
- UH, CAN YOU GET ME A TACO, NOW?
NO SAUCE.
- AS PREPARATIONS CONTINUE, ANGELA AND SANDY
AGGRESSIVELY IGNORE EACH OTHER.
- I JUST WANT IT OVER WITH, BUT I'M SURE SOMETHING
IS GONNA COME UP TO MAKE HER FREAK OUT.
I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT ON ME.
- WHILE SANDY KEEPS HER DISTANCE, MOM,
ON THE OTHER HAND, IS NOT SO LUCKY.
- THERE'S THE VEIL. - THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED.
- THIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I'VE GOT.
JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD.
- BUT, LOOK AT THESE CRYSTALS.
THEY'RE SMALL-- I WANTED A NEW AGE VEIL.
IT SEEMED LIKE SHE COULDN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT.
MY WEDDING IS MORE RHINESTONES AND REALLY BRIGHT,
SPARKLY STUFF.
I DON'T WANT THIS.
- WELL, IN THAT CASE... - JUST PUT THE VEIL ON!
- I DON'T THINK THAT ANGELA NEEDED TO BE SO BOSSY
AND SO DEMANDING AND GOING OFF ON HER ABOUT THE VEIL.
- BUT, ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED?
- UGH!
- AFTER THE WORLD'S MOST AWKWARDLY SILENT LIMO RIDE,
THE BRIDEZILLA ARRIVES.
- OH, MY GOD.
- AND AS OUR LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE PREPARES
TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE,
ERIC MAKES SOME LITTLE SMALL TALK WITH THE OFFICIANT.
- YEAH. - SOLID PLAN.
AND NOW, LET THE BLESSED EVENT COMMENCE.
- MOM!
MOM?
MOTHER AND FATHER?
HEY, THEY'RE GOING-- THEY'RE GOING.
- OKAY.
♪
- WELCOME, FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
TODAY, WE UNITE ANGELA AND ERIC AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS MARRIAGE?
- I OBJECT!
ERIC, AS YOUR SISTER, I DON'T ADVISE YOU TO MARRY ANGELA.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SHE HAS COMPLETELY TREATED ME,
HER BRIDESMAIDS HORRIBLY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE WEEK,
AND I DID OBJECT TO THE WEDDING
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ERIC HASN'T SEEN THIS SIDE OF ANGELA.
- WELL, SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.
- OH, GOD.
- WHICH, SADLY, ERIC COMPLETELY FAILS TO GRASP.
- I LOVE ANGELA.
I'M GONNA MARRY HER, NO MATTER WHAT.
DON'T LISTEN TO MY SISTER.
- AND ONCE SANDY'S OBJECTIONS ARE SWEPT ASIDE...
- THEN, LET US CONTINUE.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
- ANGELA AND ERIC ARE LEGALLY WED
UNTIL DIVORCE COURT DO THEY PART.
[cheering]
- I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SANDY OBJECTED.
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OVER IT.
LIKE, JUST MOVE ON-- THAT'S IT.
- EVERYBODY, PLEASE CLAP YOUR HANDS.
- IN THE END, ERIC HAS TO LIVE WITH ME
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
[cheering]
- AND DOESN'T SANDY LOOK THRILLED?
- THAT'S NOT MY DAMN PROBLEM.
[chatter]
HEY, WHERE'D THE ALCOHOL GO?
[cheering]
- AFTER I OBJECTED AND ERIC WAS LIKE,
"NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, I LOVE HER, I WANNA MARRY HER,"
I RESPECT HIS WISHES.
I'M JUST GONNA BE THE BIGGER PERSON, GET OVER IT,
AND BE HAPPY FOR HIM.
- WELL, WITH ANY LUCK, ANGELA WILL BE ABLE TO COMPLETELY
CHANGE PERSONALITIES, ALONG WITH HER OUTFIT.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LITTLE SISTER OBJECTED THIS WEDDING.
I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG TALK WITH HER.
- HE HAS TO PUT HER IN CHECK.
YOU KNOW, I'M HIS WIFE, AND I AM HIS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
- HE'S GOT IT!
- THE MOST SHOCKING THING TO ME IS JUST ANGELA
BEING POSSESSED BY SPIRITS THIS WEEK.
SHE'S JUST CRAZY BECAUSE OF THE WEDDING.
[cheering]
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
WELL, THEN [deleted] YOU.
THAT'S IT-- I DON'T CARE.
- ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "BRIDEZILLAS"...
- THIS DRESS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
- BELORAH IS THE DELUDED SOCIALITE...
- THIS IS A CELEBRITY WEDDING.
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHIN'?
- HEADED FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.
- STOP YELLING AT ME.
- PLUS, WHEN TENSIONS COME TO A HEAD...
- ARE YOU GONNA COME WITH ME?
- WILL IT BE ADRIENNE'S BREAKING POINT?
- GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT-- JUST LEAVE!
I DON'T EVEN WANNA GET MARRIED!
CALL WAYLON AND TELL HIM I CAN'T DO IT!
- FIND OUT, ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "BRIDEZILLAS."