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♪ I'M A WILD GREEN GUY LIVIN' UNDER THE BED ♪
♪ I GOBBLE UP YOUR SOCK BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN', I MAKE YOUR HEART JUMP ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP, BUMP, BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S BUMP WITH SQUISHY ♪
♪ HE'S MY VERY BEST PAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH MOLLY ♪
♪ SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH CLOSET MONSTER ♪
♪ AND DESTRUCTO, TOO ♪
♪ BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T BOTHER BUMPY ♪
♪ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU CAN BUMP WITH A DOLL, BUMP WITH A BUG ♪
♪ BUMP ON THE CEILING OR BUMP ON THE RUG ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN BUMP, TOO, FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST ♪
♪ JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST ♪
♪ SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT
MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND CAPITAL CITIES/ABC, INC.
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1995 GREENGRASS PRODUCTIONS, INC.
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
[OFF-KEY ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]
WHOA! BET YOU NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED
I'D ONLY BEEN PLAYING THIS GUITAR FOR AN HOUR.
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF I TURNED OUT TO BE
THE GREATEST ROCK 'N' ROLL STAR EVER!
BRAVO, MR. BUMPY!
I MEAN, UM...
GROOVY, MAN.
SQUISHINGTON'S MY OFFICIAL ROCK 'N' ROLL ROADIE
AND NUMBER ONE FAN.
AREN'T YOU?
UM...DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, MR. BUMPY?
WHEN I'M RICH AND FAMOUS,
I MIGHT LET YOU CARRY AROUND MY STUFF.
MAYBE YOU COULD DRIVE MY CAR.
OH, AND MAYBE I LOVE YOU!
OH, WHAT A FRIEND YOU ARE, MR. BUMPY.
AND A TALENTED ONE, I SUSPECT.
COME ON, SQUISHY!
WE'RE GOING ON A WORLD TOUR.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
[PANTING]
[OFF-KEY GUITAR RIFF]
WHAT?
FEEL THE MUSIC I'VE GOT THERE, BABY.
[OFF-KEY GUITAR]
SQUISH-MAN, GIVE ME SOME DISTORTION.
YEAH! GET DOWN TO MY FUNKY...
SOUND!
YOUR MUSIC IS DOING THESE THINGS TO ME.
SING TO YOU?
WHY, SURE.
♪ ALLIGATORS ♪
♪ ROLLER SKATERS ♪
♪ SWEET POTATOES ♪
♪ YEAH, BABY, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU-OU-OU-OU ♪
♪ BABY! ♪
THANK YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A LOVELY AUDIENCE.
WOW, MR. BUMPY.
KIKI WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET OVER THIS.
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
COME ON, SQUISHY BABY.
MY ADORING AUDIENCE IS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING ME.
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
[OFF-KEY GUITAR]
AAH! AAH!
HEY, NOW, THIS NEXT SONG IS GOING OUT
TO ALL THOSE CUTE DOLLS OUT THERE.
UH-1, UH-2, UH-BUCKLE MY SHOE.
CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT!
YOU ARE RUINING OUR HAIR.
OHH!
YOU PLAY SO BAD!
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
THANKS.
GET DOWN!
AAAAHHH! AAAHHHH!
[SCREAMING AND CRYING]
LET'S TEAR HIM APART.
YEAH!
RIP HIM TO SHREDS!
OH! THANK YOU, LOS ANGELES.
SORRY, NO AUTOGRAPHS.
AAH! AAAHHH!
[LOUD BELCH]
WOW, MR. BUMPY,
YOU WERE REALLY SOMETHING.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE. CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
YOUR FANS CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE, MR. BUMPY.
ROCK 'N' ROLL WILL NEVER DIE.
GROUPIES...
THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME, SQUISH.
LOVING YOU.
KISS OUT, KISS OUT.
[KISSING SOUNDS]
QUICK, STOP THE CAR.
I GOT TO SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS.
[TIRES SCREECH]
WHERE'D THEY GO?
PROBABLY SHY.
HEH HEH. HIT IT, SQUISH.
[SQUISHINGTON] IS THIS THING ON?
LIVE IN CONCERT...
IT'S THE GREATEST ROCK 'N' ROLLER
IN THE UNIVERSE!
IS BUMPY STOPPER ONE READY?
ALL SET, PINK SQUAD LEADER.
GUITAR CRUSHER TWO, READY?
10-4, PINK SQUAD LEADER, WE ARE APPROACHING GROUND ZERO.
MOVE IN AND MOP UP.
[LOUD OFF-KEY GUITAR]
THROW DOWN THE GUITAR,
AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
AND YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!
[OFF-KEY GUITAR CONTINUES TO PLAY]
OW!
*** YOUR HEADS, DOLLIES, YEAH!
HIT ME!
MORE VOLUME, SQUISH-MAN.
CRANK HER UP!
[ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK]
READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
WHOA!
WHAT A LIGHT SHOW.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
KEEP THE PIECES.
OH, MY DEAR MR. BUMPY, THOSE BIG OPEN-AIR SHOWS
REALLY PLAY HAVOC WITH YOUR HAIR.
FORGET THE HAIR, MAN.
CHECK OUT THIS NEW SOUND I'M WRITING.
[SINGING LOUD AND OFF-KEY]
♪ I LOVE... ♪
♪ MY... ♪
♪ SOCKS ♪
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
I'LL BET IT'S MY ADORING AUDIENCE
A-KNOCKING ON BUMPY'S DOOR.
AHEM.
COME IN.
MR. BUMPY, MR. BUMPY.
ROLLING STONE WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER HURRY. DESTINY IS CALLING.
THIS COULD BE IT, MR. BUMPY.
THIS COULD BE YOUR BIG BREAK!
THIS WILL BE HIS BIG BREAK, ALL RIGHT.
[ALL GIGGLE]
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE--
WHERE'S ROLLING STONE?
MR. BUMPY, IT REALLY IS A ROLLING STONE!
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I GOT TO SAY.
WHAT'S THAT?
NO ENCORES!
AAH! AAH!
WAAH! WAAH!
WHOA!
[MR. BUMPY] I TOLD YOU I'D BE A STAR ONE DAY, SQUISH.
[TELEVISION] HORROR...FEAR...
DEEDS TOO GRIZZLY TO DESCRIBE.
WHILE GOOD MEN SLEEP,
TERROR WAKES.
ALIVE...
ALIVE!
FRANKENSTEIN.
FRANKENSTEIN.
FRANKENSTEIN.
WAAAHHH!
COWER BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN.
I'LL TELL MOM ON YOU.
THE HORROR.
THE HORROR.
FRANKENSTEIN.
FRANKENSTEIN.
[THUNDER]
Frankenstein.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA...
[COUGHING]
I...
DR. BUMPENSTEIN,
SHALL CREATE THE DREAM OF THE AGES.
WHAT NO MAN HATH CREATEDETH...
BEFORETH.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO CREATE LIFE!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
ARE YOU O.K., MY CRISPY BLUE BUDDY?
[COUGHS]
UH, NO PROBLEM, DR. BUMPY.
GREAT, GREAT.
KEEP THOSE ZAPS COMING!
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
[COUGHING]
IT IS...
FINISHED!
[SLURPING]
OOH...
[GRUNTING]
HEY, WHERE'D MY TOP PIECE GO?
AW, WHO NEEDS THAT LAST SLICE OF BREAD ANYWAY?
THERE'S PLENTY MORE RIGHT HERE.
[LOUD BELCH]
[LAUGHTER]
WHOA, YOU GUYS HERE ALREADY?
THEN IT'S TIME TO GET ON WITH THE SHOW.
[APPLAUSE]
IT'S ALIVE.
ALIVE.
ALIVE!
OR MERELY IMPROPER FOOD STORAGE?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
IT WAS A DARK, OMINOUS, FOREBODING NIGHT.
THE NIGHT WE NOW CALL...
IT'S KIND OF DARK AND OMINOUS IN HERE TONIGHT.
I ALSO HAVE THIS STRANGE FEELING OF FOREBODING.
PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU ATE.
PROBABLY. BUT...
I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING!
UH...CALL ME GOOFY, UH...
O.K., YOU'RE GOOFY, UH!
YEAH, BUT I CAN SEE THIS LARGE, EVIL SLICE OF...
BREAD.
OH! YOU ARE GOOFY.
[SQUISHINGTON'S VOICE] TOLD YOU I SAW
A LARGE, EVIL SLICE OF BREAD.
HE'S BEEN SANDWICHED!
[SQUISHINGTON] GET ME OUT OF HERE!
JUST UNHAND MY BUDDY, FOUL YEAST.
EEE! OW! OW! OOH!
OW! OW! OOHH!
OW!
WELL, THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
UM...
MR. BUMPY.
CHILL, SQUISH, I'M BUSY SAVING YA.
IT WORKED.
[BIRDS TWEETING]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SQUISHAMUNDO?
YEAH, I THINK SO.
BUT, MR. BUMPY,
MAY I ADD SOMETHING HERE?
JUST ONE SMALL THING?
YES, SQUISH.
THANK YOU.
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BREAD!
AAH! AAH!
RELAX.
HE WON'T GET WITHIN 10 FEET OF US.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WHITE BREAD CAN'T JUMP.
MUST'VE BEEN WHOLE WHEAT.
[MR. BUMPY] AAAHHH!
[BIRDS TWEETING]
I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU,
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DON'T TASTE TOO GOOD,
OR YOU WOULD'VE BEEN LUNCHEON MEAT.
THE BREAD CONTINUED ITS REIGN OF TERROR.
NOTHING WAS SAFE FROM THIS EVIL FOE.
OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
WE BETTER GET THAT BREAD BEFORE IT GETS US...
OR WE'RE...
TOAST.
I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO.
WHAT IF WE...
NO.
WHAT IF WE...
NO. WHAT IF WE...
NO. WHAT IF WE...
NO!
WHAT IF WE...
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
SO THE SUBJECTS DEVISED A TRAP.
THEY GATHERED THE MOST TEMPTING BAIT
THEY COULD THINK OF.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S DOLPHIN-SAFE.
THIS'LL BE PERFECT.
WE KNOW THE BREAD LIKES TO EAT.
I'M BETTING IF WE GIVE IT THE CHANCE,
IT'LL EAT SO MUCH IT WILL EXPLODE.
YOU THINK OF THE COOLEST PLANS, MR. BUMPY.
IF THIS WORKS,
IT'S...
KA-POWIE!
BREADCRUMB BLIZZARD.
OHHH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
HEY, SQUISHER,
WHY DON'T YOU HURRY THINGS ALONG OR SOMETHING?
HERE, BREAD!
[WHISTLING]
BREAD!
WE GOT A TASTY TREAT FOR YOU.
HERE, BREAD.
BREADIE, BREADIE, BREADIE, BREADIE.
WE GOT ALL YOUR FAVORITE THINGS HERE.
REALLY GOOD STUFF LIKE JELLY...
HAM...
TUNA FISH...
AND LOTS MORE.
[BELCH]
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BREAD?
CARE FOR A BITE?
COME AND GET IT!
[BELCH]
SORRY, BUDDY. COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
IS IT JUST ME,
OR ARE YOU GETTING THE FEELING
OF DéJà VU ALL OVER AGAIN?
OW! OW! OW!
OOH! OHH! OW!
THIS ISN'T WORKING. SQUISH?
YEAH?
HOW'D WE GET YOU OUT THE LAST TIME?
NOT THE SAFE! NOT THE SAFE!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE SAFE.
OH.
SO THE SUBJECTS PREPARED A SECOND TRAP.
IT WAS A GOOD TRAP,
A CLEVER TRAP, BUT...
BREAD. OH, BREAD.
GET OVER HERE, YOU STUPID MUFFIN MOUTH.
CRUMPET, SCONE BREATH, DINNER ROLL.
COME ON, DOUGH BOY, WAFFLE FACE,
CRUMB LIPS.
COME GET ME!
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
YOU'RE TOAST.
NOW, SQUISH, NOW!
HO HO HO HO.
YOU ARE A HERO, MR. BUMPY.
NO, YOU'RE THE HERO.
I BEG TO DIFFER,
BUT YOU'RE THE HERO.
NO, NO. YOU'RE THE HERO.
LOOK.
I HEREBY AWARD YOU
THE COEUR DE BAGUETTE.
THEIR CLEVER TRAP
WOULD PROVE TO HAVE ONE FATAL FLAW.
HEY, WHAT'S THE "FATAL FLAW"
THAT GUY'S TALKING ABOUT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IF ONLY THEY'D THOUGHT TO LOOK BEHIND THEM,
ALL MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAVED.
WAAAAHH! WAAAHHHH!
BUT THEY DIDN'T LOOK BEHIND THEM,
SO THE BREAD ATE THEM.
THE BREAD ATE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.
THE BREAD ATE ALL THE NEIGHBORS
AND THE MAILMAN AND THE DOG
AND THE CUTE ROSY-CHEEKED SPRITE--
SHUT UP! WE LOOKED!
THE BREAD'S NOT GOING TO EAT ANYONE!
OH.
SORRY.
NOT EVEN--
NO!
SO THE SUBJECTS PREPARED AN AWESOME WEAPON
OF TOTAL BREAD DESTRUCTION...
AND TRIED AGAIN.
BREAD!
OH, BREAD.
[WHISTLES]
NOT SO FAST.
HOLD HIM, SQUISH.
I AM! I AM! I AM!
IT'S GETTING AWAY!
OH, BREAD.
[GRRRRR]
HYAH!
THE EVIL BREAD
WILL TROUBLE US NO MORE.
OH, THAT WAS GREAT, MR. BUMPY.
BUT TELL ME,
HOW COULD YOU PREDICT--
SIMPLE, SQUISH. IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT
THAT BREAD ALWAYS FALLS TO THE FLOOR PEANUT BUTTER SIDE DOWN.
HAVING ACCOMPLISHED THEIR MISSION, OUR TWO SUBJECTS--
ENOUGH ALREADY!
SO OUR TWO HEROES
REPELLED THE EVIL BREAD
WHICH DIDN'T EAT ANYONE EVER.
THE END, TA-DA.
MR. BUMPY,
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE LOAF?
NO, GET THAT BREAD AWAY FROM ME.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
NO, YOU CAN'T. I'LL NEVER NARRATE AG--OH!
♪ IT'S A PERFECT PLACE ♪
♪ TO HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ YOU CAN SING A SONG ♪
♪ OR DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ EVERYTHING IS OKEY-DOKEY ♪
♪ AT THE KARAOKE CAFE ♪
♪ [MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FEEL DA RHYTHM ♪
♪ GRAB YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THE MUSIC WITH THEM ♪
♪ LIFE IS MADE FOR LIVIN' ♪
♪ MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ PLAY IT ON THE PLUMBIN' ♪
♪ MAKE THE MUSIC THAT GETS YOU HUMMIN' ♪
♪ DRAINPIPES GOOD FOR DRUMMIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU FIND CAN ♪
♪ HELP YOU BUMP AND GRIND, MAN ♪
♪ RHYTHMS INTERTWIN' ♪
♪ MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ AND I DON'T WANT NO COMPLAININ' ♪
♪ THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S DONE ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T TAKE NO SPECIAL TRAININ' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ LAYIN' DOWN THE SPOONS NOW ♪
♪ YOU'RE CREATIN' SOME SPECIAL TUNES NOW ♪
♪ NO ONE IS IMMUNE NOW ♪
♪ MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ POUNDIN' POTS AND PANS NOW ♪
♪ YOU'RE A MEMBER OF BUMPY'S BAND NOW ♪
♪ CLAPPIN' WITH YOUR HANDS NOW ♪
♪ MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ NOW YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK ♪
♪ MAKE THAT RUBBER DUCK QUACK ♪
♪ THINK THAT YOU GOT THE KNACK ♪
♪ MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ AND I DON'T WANT NO COMPLAININ' ♪
♪ THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S DONE ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T TAKE NO SPECIAL TRAININ' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ EVERYBODY ♪
♪ KIDS, I WANT YOU TO TRY THIS AT HOME. ♪
♪ WHOO! HA HA HA! ♪
♪ THE SQUISH MACHINE. ♪
♪ AND I DON'T WANT NO COMPLAININ' ♪
♪ THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S DONE ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T TAKE NO SPECIAL TRAININ' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ ONE MORE TIME! ♪
♪ AND I DON'T WANT NO COMPLAININ' ♪
♪ NO, I DON'T! ♪
♪ THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S DONE ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T TAKE NO SPECIAL TRAININ' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MAKIN' MUSIC IS FUN ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪
♪ [QUACK] ♪