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Old MacDonald's Bio Technical Institute and Organ Farm is not responsible for megalomaniac clones, accidental deadly...
suicide, homicide, pesticide, spontaneous combustion, pregnancy, acts of god, mistaken identity...
and acting out the final scene of the matrix.
Warning small percentage of clones may develop to be 1/8 the purchaser's size.