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We've just completed our Gombak performance review
We tried everything from your magic playbook
But we looked like headless chickens here and there...
No one could understand a thing Icon scribbled here
And whatever Greenspan told you about his own play...
he was obviously yanking on your balls...
Nevermind, I'm sure we did better than MPOC 3
eer..dude, it was...
...it was our worst result ever in MPOC 2008
We finished 17th of 22 teams
Those without a foreign pro as a "buddy, pal or bro"
...go and play woodsball
We look like bloody noobs!
Complete and utter freaking noobs!
I even had Thomas Taylor's gun to strut around with!
and Junior Brown taught me everything he knows!
The Johor teams did better and they only train at SX!
We're the first national paintball team dammit
I'm the bloody captain we are SUPPOSED to win!
but...there are no national teams in paintball
Shut up! We're the national team cos I say so ok!?
If you keep calling us that people will laugh at us!
If they do that I'll f**k em and their moms in my BLOG!
Why do they hate me so!?
I know they're all jealous of me...
because all the pros wanna hang out with me...
and give me all kindsa stuff I sell for profit to noobs
All I want is to be worshipped but everyone hates me
How the hell am i gonna convince some fool to give me
...$50,000 to pretend like I'm a paintball big shot
I want to rule paintball like my Idol Stalin!
Ok I know I've already got a big ego...
But I need to make up for having a small d*ck
Why else would I be such a prick...
I'm soooo angry...
so I'm gonna write in the blog and slag off everyone
since I don't have the guts to do it face to face
If I didn't have such great protential I might quit
Maybe I'll go take up turkey hunting....
I wanna hunt one instead of being one all the time...
He can't hurt any real turkeys they'll bunker him too
I should have learn ballet like I wanted to
I want to wear a tutu, tights and those dainty shoes
It's liberating...
You can all wear it too...
We need to find another gimmick...
We're no longer THE paintball team in the country...
Even the Pinoys are better...