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I'm live here
The Patriots are here fightin' but we don't know why. I'm gonna grab a Patriot.
NO!! NO!! ROBLOX!! -Patriot... PATRIOT!!
-Your name is Zahey Petails! -I KNOW!!
-What do you got us fighting' here, for? -This is like madness right now, we gotta fight for libalty!
-Why, what is happening?? -The loyalists think they can take our junk!
-Hold on. -It's like a massacre right now!!
We just heard a gunshot, we have to get outta here.
Ok, I'm on the other side, I'm on the other side right now (COLONISTS GRUNTING, AS IT IS THE BOSTON MASSACRE)
You can hear them yelling, it's very bad. Okay, I'm here now, with a British soldier, a redcoat. Now tell me what's goin' on.
I pains me that my own God-for-saken bread have turned against me.
and are firing their muskets and throwing snowballs directly
at me. -What's wrong? -They just completely attacked us
out of nowhere. -Wait what? How did this happen in the first place?
Two.. a two colonists were trying to siphon up some of the British
soldiers
and it just escalated completely and now they're out there fightin'
There's gonna be even more deaths! (Debts) -Come on...
-Fire! (***) -Oh, you just got... shot some muskets! Where did the fire sound come from?
-The fire sound seemed to have come from the British side, but the colonists were screaming
fire at them, but the... -What were the colonists throwing?
The colonists were throwing snowballs and holding spears and... clubs in their hands!
And they were attacking us! It was brutal! -This is... this is horrible, we have to get out of here,
thank ye sir. I'll see you later.
RAAH!! Fight, keep on fighting! -Fight for "libalty!" -Okay, I am here on the scene with
RAAAAAAAAAĆAH!!!!!
-What's going on here? -Well, I'm trying to draw
the colonists out. They have -RAAAAAH!!
-Aah, my spleen! Stop impaling me there! (Invisible belch) -...George Washington, I despise him
They were throwing snowballs, but they just ran out of gunpowdah, it's not that good, because
-FIGHT FOR LIBALTY!! -We need to retreat, we have... we are almost about to... I've just been thrown at with a snayball
We have to retreat, we have lost sooo many more... so much more men than
the colonists have. We are outnumbered right now. We have to leave.
(PAUSE) We have to leave, NOW.
Guys, I'm back, and it's time for 6d news com in' at ya, with George Washington
I'm gonna interview him about the Battle of Saratoga. -What's up, my man?
Hello George. So I heard about the Battle of Saratoga
I've been told it was like you guys' first major win. -Yeah, it was a big siege &
siege, we surrounded the British, yeah, we won. I got to wave my big
shiny sword and stuff. -So what were they trying to do? I heard they were trying to do something, like to split
something in half. What were they trying to split in half? -Well, New York, uh,
John Adams, he sent me a tweet, pigeon, um (LAUGHS)
yeah, the pigeon came late though, a few years late. Uh, but
from New York he wanted to split the colonies in half, and uh... oh yeah! the British wanted to
conquer, yeah.
Wow. That's... that's pretty good. -Yeah, uh... yeah, yoh, um (MURMURING)
Well, were you guys afraid at all? -Not sure, I was drinking coffee... while
I was, yeah. All that. -Wow. Well, mostly, it's
(FAIL) it's been pretty, it's been like, probably about
couple of days, weeks, whatever. -Years.
-Since that happened. -Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah. (STOP YEAHING!!) -So, um,
what is like, I don't know...
what do you... what you wanna talk about? -Well, comfortable...
(OMG EPIC FAIL I GOTTA TWEET THIS! #GEORGEFALLFAIL)
And that's all the time we have for today!
Hello, I am here with the colonists right after they retreat, this is Zahey Petails, why are ye so angry, Zehey? -This is gonna be the
Loyalists' face after I mess with them. -What's goin oo-on?
It was... you didn't see? It was madness! That's what it was!
Madness? How angry are you right now? -I'm like
UUUUGGGGAAAAAAHH!!!! That's how angry I am! -Do you think this
war is still gonna go on? -Oh, I think so until the Loyalists pay!
That's when it's gonna end! -Well,
you heard it right here from Zahey!
C'mon, ready set go! -No, Vin! -Vin!!
That's just reality that...
Whoa, RAAAH!! Oh, my mustache!
Where'd it go? Oh, it's on my shirt!
ANTON, WHA YOU DOIN'??? -Say hello! -HI, ANTON!
Get down from there, you need a banana and that'll be good. -Anthony.
GONNA CWEEP!!
Oh, what up guys! It's time for 6d news... (LAUGHS) and... the George.. -Whassup, MEH
MAN!! -Stop, stop. Vin, come on! No... -Wha'd I do?
Stop! -You're the art, and the art is ye.
In Spidell. -Wait, backup to the chair behind the brown one.
He's... already. (LAUGHS) -Yeah, I'm backing up behind the doody chair, 'cause you said it was brown.
-You ready? -Yeah, ready. -(LAUGHS) Oh, no...
-Vin, come on! -But what? That was... -I KNOW!!!!
Vin!!!! -NO! (LAUGHS) -...that's my little sistah.
You what's 6d NOOOS! What's up my... (FAIL) -Boooo!!!!
(OMG LOL GEORGE FALLS AGAIN!! #GEORGEWASHFAILFALL2!!)
OOH, CHI A WAH, I DIH, I DIJ... WAH, OOH, CHI A WAH, A DOTCH, A RADDA OOHH
YEAH, WAA, CH IH WAH DA OOOH, YEAH!!
WAAH, YOU WANNA OOH! (***!!) Ahhh...! Ow. Nah, I good.
Guys, that's a PA system... -(PAUSE.) -Hi.
Yeah, it was horrible. One of the guys even farted into their gun and shot it off. Ain't Nobody Got Time 4 Dat.
aNd ThAt'S aLl tHe TiMe We HaVe FoR tOdAy, SeE yA!