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Today's my day.
I think I fell in love.
Unfortunately she doesn't know me yet
But that will change soon.
I've looked at her pics
I've looked at her pics a thousand times already.
She doesn't look as if she's smart.
I'll write her now.
"Hello I write you, LOL"
Who would have thought?
She writes back!
She says she is dead keen on me.
I punch myself in my face with happiness.
Actually, that is totally unnecessary.
Girl, do you know what?
For you I give up everything.
Even the rubber doll.
I'll be happy with you.
Thank you, Facebook.
I know her from Facebook.
Nothing can separate us
Except if she finds a rich guy.
Thank you, Facebook.
I know her from Facebook.
I get all dressed up.
(and still I am ugly)
We'll see each other in town today.
What do I have with me?
Only 20$.
Hopefully she'll say:
"OH, 20$? Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
And suddenly something big comes up to me.
It looks like a whale without water.
I am scared and ask:
"Who are you?"
She says:
"I am your date, you retard!"
OH!
OMFG!
Pranked by the FAKE
Unfortunately she is
Ugly as a mud fence.
Looks like a fat man.
Thank you, Facebook!
You are an a**hole, Facebook!
I run away from her
And feel the earth shaking.
Thank you, Facebook!
I'll delete my Facebook account!
You're an a**hole, Facebook!
Screw you, screw your inventor!
I'll find something better.
No, I'll create something better myself!
Facebook... that's nothing special!
No genius invention.
And Justin Bieber...
Keep your hands off of Selena Gomez!
She's mine.
Well, now, from now on...
Don't ever call her again!
I'll call her, okay?
Alright, that's sorted out.
I'll go now.
No, I'm serious, I'll go now.
Everything's cool.
Sh*t happens.
I know.
Btw, why do rappers always talk that much sh*t at the end of songs?
No clue.
But I'm just as cool as they are.
This is slowly starting to get embarrasing...