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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Give me a break.
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪♪
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[IRMA SOBBING]
Ohh!
Men are such beasts.
Is it eliot,
that new fella you just met?
Don't ever mention
his name again.
His idea
of a double date
was showing up with
another girlfriend.
Irma, the problem
is you're too eager.
You'd never see me jump
the moment a man calls.
April!
Get in here.
Yes, Mr. Thompson.
Coming right away.
Oh, brother.
What's up, sir?
The night watchman
at cybertek laboratories
spotted some weird
character hanging around.
Could he be a friend of
those turtles of yours?
I seriously doubt it.
Well, why don't you
go over
and see if there's
a story's in it?
I'm practically there.
Where are you going?
I'm not finished
complaining about men yet.
Later, Irma.
I'm onto something hot.
Find out if he wants
to double date...
With the two of us.
Well, guys,
what do you think
of my latest
invention?
It's, uh, swell,
Donatello.
Yeah.
Tubuloso!
But, like,
what's it do?
It's a super-fast
pizza maker.
It cuts cooking
time in half.
It is most impressive,
Donatello.
How does it work?
I was hoping you'd
ask that, sensei.
Watch.
All you do is add
the ingredients.
It works!
Now to take
a test drive.
Mmm. This is delicious,
Donatello.
Yeah. Primo
to the extremo.
Hey, now throw it
into high gear.
You asked for it.
Whoa. Weird topping, dude.
Uh-oh.
Looks like problems
in pizza town.
Head for cover,
turtles.
Ouch!
Sorry about that, guys.
I guess it still has
a few loose screws.
Yeah. Just like
the guy who invented it.
Were you injured,
Leonardo?
Just a bruise,
master.
I'll be fine.
[BEEP BEEP]
The turtle com.
Emergency, guys.
I'm at cybertek labs.
What's wrong, April?
I'm not sure yet,
but shredder and his goonies
are part of it.
Hang tight, April.
We're on our way.
You heard her, turtles.
Let's go!
I am coming with you.
But, master splinter--
you are injured. Perhaps
I can be of some assistance
if it comes to
an unfriendly encounter.
Ok, guys.
Just act natural.
Hurry, you dolt.
Unh! Oh, this thing's
heavy, boss.
You--
[CHUCKLES]
Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bebop, you--
April O'Neill.
Get her!
Uh-oh.
This is not working out
the way I planned.
Time to sign off,
you nosy news hen.
What? The turtles!
Oh, you're pretty bright,
can-head.
Hey!
You won't find me
as easy to conquer.
We shall soon see.
Hyah!
Quick, April. Jump!
Don't sweat it.
I'll catch you.
If you say so.
Oh, I really dig
going around with you.
Let's blast
those shell-backs.
Watch where you're shooting,
you mutant morons.
Say bye-bye, ratso.
Yahh!
Oh, now
I have you.
I'll take that.
Wrong, tin-grin.
Whoa!
You eat laser bolts,
turtle.
Aah!
Uh-oh.
The boss is hurt.
We got to get him
outta here.
Shredder's
getting away.
Never mind. We've gotta
help master splinter.
Easy now.
Let's grab
this catering truck.
Yeah. That way,
we can eat and run.
Are you ok, boss?
[SPLINTER'S VOICE]
What--what happened?
How did I arrive here?
Hey, relax, boss.
We got away from
the turtles and that rat.
Boss?
Sure. You're shredder.
Ain't ya?
It would appear that I am.
You coming with us,
April?
No. I want to get back
and file this story. Ciao!
Are you all right,
master splinter?
[SHREDDER'S VOICE]
Of course, you fools.
I--wait.
What did you call me?
Uh, master splinter,
of course.
That's your name.
I'm in splinter's body.
The accident
at the lab,
some kind of
neuron mind transfer.
[IMITATING SPLINTER]
I'm fine, my turtles.
I was a bit shaken up
by the accident.
Hey, no problemo.
We'll get you back
to the sewers
at warp speed.
That's what
I would like,
my pupils,
exactly what
I would like.
[SNORT SNORT]
Hey, boss, you want
some jelly beans?
No, thank you.
Huh? Did you
hear that?
Hey, what's up?
He's actually
nice to you.
[IMITATING SHREDDER]
Uh, I mean shut up,
you scrofulous
ignoramus.
Yeah. That's
more like it.
When shredder and I
were hit by that beam,
it must somehow have switched
our personalities,
which means that shredder
must be in my body.
All aboard for
the technodrome shuttle.
We better hurry, boss.
We're running late.
This is my opportunity
to find out where
the technodrome is.
I cannot pass it up.
I give the orders
around here, hog breath.
I love this part.
Whee!
I hope the turtles
are able to recognize
shredder's mind in my body.
I must find a way
to help them.
Leonardo, I'm feeling
much better now.
Cannot I remove
this cold compress
from my eyes?
It's for your own good,
master.
It'll make the swelling
go down.
[SNIFF]
Ahh. Sewer,
sweet sewer.
So this
is the turtles' lair.
Too bad I wasn't able
to keep track of the route
through the sewers with
this towel over my eyes.
No matter.
I won't leave here until
they're all destroyed.
How about we munch
some lunch, compadres?
As you would say,
mondo notion, dudes.
Oh, I'm starved.
Give me
a piece of that.
Oh, most delicious.
Well, what are
you looking at?
Well, sorry,
master splinter,
but we thought
you hated pizza.
Is this how you show
respect for your mentor,
by questioning
his actions?
Gee. We're sorry,
master.
Enough!
I want you all
to begin practicing
your ninja exercises.
You never know when
shredder will strike next.
But--but--
to the exercise room.
Now!
Careful with that.
It's the only electron
inductoscope we have left.
Well, did you bring me
a thermocouple galvanometer
as I told you?
There were
unforeseen difficulties.
Yeah,
in other words,
we ran into
the turtles.
I don't want
to hear this.
Uh, we could've
beat 'em,
but they wouldn't
fight dirty.
If I had hands,
I'd cover my ears.
If I had 'em.
Not to worry, krang.
I'll return immediately
and steal the mechanism
you need.
You will?
Of course. I failed.
It's my responsibility
to correct the error.
Shredder,
are you certain
you feel all right?
Absolutely.
In fact, I feel
like a new person.
I must find a way to
reverse the mind transfer.
And krang might know how,
but how to get him
to tell me
without arousing
his suspicions?
You know, dudes,
splinter's acting
hyper-weird.
I wonder if anything
we did upset him.
Enough of this child's play.
I will show you how
a true ninja fights.
Attack me.
Are you sure, master?
I said, "attack"!
Hai!
Ha ha ha!
Obviously you have not
been practicing enough.
You will do each exercise
10 times.
I can destroy them
whenever I wish,
and afterwards,
krang can find a way
to return me
to my real body.
Oh, man, he whipped
our shells but good.
Oh, there's
something strange.
I know sensei's
fighting style,
and that wasn't it.
Yeah. You know who
it reminded me of?
Shredder?
Shredder?
Hmm.
Tell me, krang,
are you familiar
with the theory
of mind transference?
Mm, quite difficult,
but with the
proper equipment,
not impossible.
And do we have
the necessary equipment
here in the technodrome?
Maybe, maybe not.
Why do you ask?
Oh, uh...Just
scientific curiosity.
You're acting very
strangely, shredder.
I'm just not myself today.
Well, maybe it was
getting zapped
with that funny ray
what did it, boss.
Ray...What ray?
Uh...Nothing.
Just a slight accident.
Slight accidents
with funny rays
can have serious
consequences.
Shredder, I think you
should have a brain scan
just to make certain
you're all right.
That's not necessary,
krang.
I'm afraid
I'll have to insist.
This really is
a waste of time, krang.
I'll be the judge of that.
Now, will you hold still?
This won't hurt...Much.
This is shredder's
brain wave pattern.
Now to see
if yours matches it.
As soon as he sees
a different brainwave pattern,
he'll know I'm not shredder.
Then I fear the rat
will be out of the bag.
This second brain wave
pattern looks unfamiliar.
Only one chance.
Must control my brain waves.
Make them match shredder's.
It appears that
I spoke too soon.
The patterns do match.
You understand,
shredder,
one can't be
too careful.
I understand.
Perhaps now we could
continue our talk
about the mind
transfer process.
I have no time
for theoretical discussions
when the technodrome
needs repairs so badly.
I want that
thermocouple galvanometer.
As you wish.
Wait! Take bebop and
rock steady with you...
Please.
Come on, you two.
We're going
back to the surface.
What a double cross
to bear.
This is the second
time today
master splinter's
made us do this.
Do you turtles
get the feeling
that there's something,
well, not right
about master splinter?
I've always
had that feeling.
Hi, guys.
Wow. The place is
really looking good.
April O'Neill,
what are you doing here?
I just wanted to see
how you were doing.
Just fine.
Now leave.
The turtles have no time
to chatter
with the likes of you.
Sorry, guys.
Looks like I'm not
welcome here today.
I'll leave.
Wait up. We're
coming with you.
There's something
definitely wrong
with master splinter.
I've set the coordinates
to the location of our lai.
I must convince the turtles
of who I really am.
Master splinter's
been acting strangely
since our last battle
with shredder.
Yeah. Hey,
like maybe
that bizarro ray
that zapped him
has something
to do with it.
That could be,
michaelangelo.
Whoa!
Look out!
Holy guacamole.
What's that?
Some kind of subterranean
transport device.
Surprise,
shells for brains.
Yeah, you can't go
anywhere in this town
without running
into riffraff.
No. Wait! There's
no need to fight.
Like heck there
isn't, shredder.
Ha ha ha!
We're gonna turn you
into turtle stew.
What a story!
All right,
pack it in, porkface.
You're history.
Aah--aah--aah...
Whoa!
Had enough?
You want me, bebop?
Come and get me.
Whoa!
Wait! You must
listen to me.
Not a chance, shredder.
Please, try
to understand.
I'm not really
shredder.
I'm splinter.
Heh heh. You must think
we're real airheads.
Listen to me,
turtles.
I have always
taught you to look
beneath the surface
for the inner truth.
See with your hearts,
not with your eyes.
Then if you still
do not believe me,
do with me
as you will.
You know,
call me crazy,
but somehow
I believe him.
If you're crazy,
then you're not the only one.
Count me in,
too, dudes.
It's good to have you back,
master splinter.
It is good
to be back.
Somehow I never thought I'd be
shaking hands with shredder.
Where could they have gone?
What if they suspect me?
Impossible. This is
the perfect disguise.
Still, best not
to take any more chances.
When they return,
i will destroy them.
And that is how it
happened, my turtles.
If we can recreate
the accident
and reverse
the polarity,
we can put you both back
in your correct bodies.
But how do we get
shredder-- I mean, splinter--
I mean, how do we get
whoever it is back to the lab?
I've got an idea.
Donatello...
Ha ha ha!
Turtles, how dare you leave
your chores unfinished?
Oh, we're sorry, master.
But this is important.
We found shredder.
And this time
we can nail him good.
Oh, this is too good
to be true.
If I can capture
splinter,
it will be easy
for krang
to return me
to my own body.
Then, come, my turtles.
There is no time
to lose.
I dislike
destroying property,
but I have no choice.
Aha!
The mind transfer
machine.
Hey, boss!
What are you two
doing here?
[SNORTS]
We followed you.
Yeah. We was afraid
the turtles might
come after youse again.
I must get rid of
those two before...
There he is!
Ooh, it's payback time,
scaleheads.
Great. Those two creepazoids
are gonna ruin everything.
So what else is new?
Your turtles are doomed,
my dear rodent.
And so are you.
The wise person knows
the battle is undecided
until the final
sword thrust.
Hyah!
You've grown slow
and soft, yoshi.
No, shredder,
merely more cunning.
Hey! You can't treat
my boss shredder like that.
Ah, the fish has risen
to the bait.
No! Bebop, wait.
I'm not...
Bebop. You idiot.
Now is the chance
I've waited for.
Prepare for ninja revenge,
infidel dogs.
I think he's been watching
too many kung fu movies.
Hey, give those back.
Shredder and splinter
are in position.
We'll hold off rock steady
and bebop
while you make
the mind switch.
Don't worry. We've
got 'em outnumbered.
Hurry, Donatello.
Shredder is waking up.
I'm trying, but this thing's
still damaged
from the last time.
I got you now!
Unh! Aah!
Happy trails, hornhead.
Oh, great.
Not too swift,
Michelangelo.
Say your prayers, chump.
Look out, Donatello!
No!
It's gonna blow!
Come on, boss.
We're outta here.
Quick. Grab splinter.
Right!
Which one is splinter?
I bet on this one.
Let's make
turtle tracks.
So, uh, let me get
this straight, boss.
You were splinter?
Ooh-ooh, let me finish.
And splinter was you?
Exactly.
Boy, good thing
that brain swap thing
didn't happen
to bebop and I.
Don't worry, dunce.
You can't swap something
that's not there.
Gee,
that's a relief.
I think.
He's finally
coming to.
Yeah. Only,
which he is he?
Thank you, my turtles.
I've reverted
to my true form.
The transfer worked.
What a relief.
Way to go, Donatello.
Hold on, fellas.
How can we be sure this
is the real splinter?
Only one way to
find out, dudes.
Care for some
pizza, master?
Oh, please, take it away.
Ha ha!
With humongous pleasure.
It's nice to have you
home again, sensei.
It would be
infinitely nicer for me
if some effort would be made
to see that the floors
are swept,
the dust removed
from our humble furniture,
and cleaning jobs
done all around.
Huh?
Huh?
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