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What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So a while ago I made a video called Stuff Gator Fans Say and after watching the FSU
response video, I was a little bit disappointed.
So, I decided to remake the FSU video. The rivalry needed this.
Plus, if you can’t make fun of yourself, I don’t think you should have the right
to make fun of others.
New videos every Sunday.
No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.
Go Noles. Go Noles. Go Noles. Go Noles.
You better fear the spear.
Scalp em’ Noles.
Go Noles.
I don’t like the way they did Bobby.
Man I miss Bobby.
They just forced him out like that, like an actual Seminole.
The man is a legend.
Dadgumit!
How are you just going to kick him out?
The man in a legend!
The man was getting old. Jimbo has a lot to live up to.
Jimbo’s going to take us to the promised land.
Bobby Bowden had to go.
I have faith in Jimbo.
Jimbo has a lot to live up to. I mean, look at the statue.
Oh, you go to USF? That’s cool.
You go to UCF? What are you majoring in?
You go to Florida? Get out of my house right now. No, I’m not playing.
Florida linebacker arrested. Florida tight end suspended. UF point guard arrested for
stealing a taco?
What’s the difference between a UF cheerleader and a cow? About nineteen pounds, but if you
grain feed the cow, it’ll catch up in about two weeks.
Was it supreme? Was it a Chulupa? I can understand if it was a Dorito taco. It was just a regular
taco?
I mean he goes to UF, what can you expect?
I didn’t even apply to UF. Even if I got into UF I wouldn’t go because I don’t
want to be around pretentious a-holes like yourself. Plus, we have prettier girls.
Trying to go to West 10 pool party? You trying to go to Club Pub? Yianni’s fish bowls?
You remember what happened last time you had one of those?
I don’t really dislike Tebow. I mean Tebow is alright. Tebow is gay.
You go to Miami huh? Yeah, OK. Have fun paying back those student loans.
Did we just lose to Clemson? Did we just lose to Virginia? Did we just lose to Wake Forest?
Dang man! Every year we lose to Wake Forest! What type of name is Wake Forest? Is this
Harry Potter? Where is Wake Forest anyways?
As long as we beat Florida and Miami I’m OK.
Number one recruiting class on Scout...sixth ranked on Rivals? DAHECK?
Scout is the only one that matters.
F-L-O-R-I-D-A S-T-A-T-E.
Florida what?
Florida State. Florida State. Florida State. Woooooo!
Wide right? It’s always wide right! If we just had a kicker.
A singular taco, who does that?
Trying to hit up Pots? Trying to hit up Tully? Trying to hit up Leech? Trying to hit up Strozier
later? Good luck finding parking.
You go to Florida? I’m sorry.
I miss Sebastian Janikowski.
21-7. 31-7. Ponder that for a while. Ponder that.
Why would I want to go to Gainesville? I could just watch the show that documents their daily
lives. You haven’t seen it? Jerry Springer, it’s on every weekday.
Matt Elam, I bet you wish you committed to FSU now!
That’s all they wear in Gainesville is jorts. Jorts everywhere.
We definitely have way prettier girls here.
Deion Sanders, Peter Warrick, Chris Weinke. I miss those days man. The man was like 27
years old, he’s an inspiration to everyone.
Devonta Freeman, that man is a beast. E.J. Manuel, woo! Kenny Shaw?
Kenny Shaw is my favorite player. We went to the same high school.
Kenny Shaw. Kenny Shaw. Kenny Shaw.
Charlie Ward should have gone to the NFL.
Kenny Shaw is raw. Kenny Shaw is raw. Kenny Shaw is raw.
21-7. Mmm, how does it taste?
Kenny Shaw. Kenny Shaw.
You see that Stuff Gator Fans Say video? It was terrible. It was all right. It was pretty
funny. Ours was better.
Was it really one taco?
Yeah, I don’t know what happened on that one.
Go Gators. Go Gators. Go Gators. Go Gators. Go to Mars. Go write the Great American Novel.
Go cure cancer.
Good call ref. What kind of call was that? DAHECK? Come on ref!
I’m a grown man.
What’s the difference between a Gator fan and a bucket of manure? The bucket.