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DIGITAL EGGPLANT
POKEMON STRIKE
Hello, we're here in Lavender Town where a group of pokemon masters are in strike since yesterday.
This in addition of gyms taken by trainers like Mighty Mick's Boxing
and the Snorlax who is stopping traffic in Fifth Avenue since this morning.
We've talked with some members of the rebellion and this is what they told us:
Hi, I'm Ash ketchum from Pallet Town� wooden Pallet.
Here we're protesting with the comrades from different cities: Castelia City, Celadon City, Kansas City
because, you know, the salary of a pokemon master it's a pittance.
Do you know how much a pokemon master earns?
It�s under one thousand
Beside that, Professor Oak, who represents an institution for us,
there's nobody who have done more for pokemon like this guy.
And he wants to get his retirement, because is his right, he is 70 years old,
and he can't get his pension because they don't want to recognize the years of contribution
because he was an undeclared worker,
and even with the government Universal Pokemon allowance he doesn't make a living.
Look, we went to the the Government's House with our demands
and the answer they gave us was the "Pokeballs for everyone" Plan.
But that are *** pokeballs!
You throw it to a Pidgey level 2 and it runs away!
At least they should give us a Superball� I'm not asking for a masterball!
We only want our share.
Hey! You cannot claim for anything! You're fixed up in this job, isn't it?
Aren't you Professor Oak niece?
Yes, so what?
So what?! You know how hard it is for us to catch a Pokemon? And you get yours from your grandfather! Go *** yourself!
*** you!
Besides, in these days, it's impossible to be a pokeball owner.
I rent pokeballs and the rent is very expensive,
I can�t buy a pokeball for every each pokemon I have� is crazy!
On top of that my Gyarados is pregnant.
15 bucks for a potion?!
With 15, with 15 bucks I made myself a super antidote!
Now they're telling me that I have to renew my pokedex.
I have to exchange the old one for the new Blue Card,
because now the government add god knows how many pokemons to the electoral roll
and I can't download the updates 'cause of JAVA issues,
and I think mine must be robbed or fake, dunno, I bought it on a garage sale
and the seller told me it was fixed but I think it needs to be unfreezed.
This piece of crap doesn't even have the square root function.
I'm just passing by. I'm sympathetic to the strike�
but I don't know if these are the correct manners to demand.
You know what?! A man can't walk peaceful by a cave without crossing with 20 zubat!
In daytime is the same, do you know how many wild rattatas I've run into in pastures?!
I called P.E.T.A, I called Greenpeace, I call your mother!
No one gives me a solution!
In DIGIMON this doesn't happen, you know why? Because there they have dialog,
here the Pokemons never say anything! Only the faggy *** cat of Team Rocklets.