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Theme music plays. What's happenin yall? This is EGN news comin at you straight, no chaser.
They lost a whole motherf*ckin plane. Take a look. Well the search is continuing this
morning for the Malaysian Airlines plane that vanished on a flight from Guala Lumpor to
Bejing. As counter terrorism agencies from around the world join the investigation INTERPOL
has revealed that no checks were made in its database regarding stolen passports used by
two passengers to board the Boeing 777. Contact was lost with the aircraft on saturday. Australia
has now joined the search as Vietnamese teams spotted possible debris. How the f*ck you
lose a plane? Aight? I can understand losing a motherf*ckin Hotwheels or, you know, losing
some coins out of your pocket. But a plane? Aight, look, every motherf*ckin phone is a
tracking device. GPS. They know where the f*ck I'm at right now. You got one in your
purse. They know where the f*ck you at. Now a plane has a black box in the motherf*cker
and it gives off a bweep bweep bweep. Don't nobody know where the bweep bweep come from?
Ya understand me? Now you're tellin me if it crashed in the ocean, they tell you on
the plane when the stewardess comes on the speaker: "If the plane crashes in the water,
your seat could possibly float." You know i don't know how I can believe the seat is
gonna float if the plane can't motherf*ckin fly. You're tellin me nobody took the handle
on the door when they tell you "can anybody handle opening the emergency door, otherwise
we're going to have to move you." when they hit the water, nobody took the motherf*ckin
door off and got the f*ck out? Ain't nobody floating around out there sayin "Hey motherf*cker
over here?" Now the pilot knew it was going to crash before anybody else! And you know
they got parachutes, so how come none of the motherf*ckers jumped out? Now why are they
goin over to the pilot's house and lookin at they computer flight simulator, like they
gonna find somethin on the flight simulator like, I'm just gonna practice crashin into
the ocean. The f*ck is really goin on? Somebody on that plane knew how to fly. Somebody hijacked
that motherf*cker that was on the plane. They landed somewhere. I think they did it because
the President of IBM was on that flight. And he knows something that's goin on with the
world governments like those Wikileaks motherf*ckers. And they got him! They're probably torturing
his *** right now, to find out what the f*ck he knows or didn't know. And the rest of those
***, well, they have to practice those biological experiments on somebody. Prayers
are goin out to the family members who had family on those flights. But there's some
bullsh*t goin on. This is EGN news. Watch who is sitting next to you on the plane.-theme
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