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Go you go. Hi, I'm Susan. I'm Bobby Parker. What's up? Hey... Um, so, we have been married
for five years. A little over five. Just over five and uh, we met, uh, you know, six years
ago. In the friendly skies. In the friendly skies. Across America. Yes. Somewhere over,
I think it was somewhere over Wisconsin. No. It was... Probably Wisconsin. It was pretty
early on in the flight. My thing is, I tend to make eye contact accidently too early and
then but then I was trying to make eye contact with her. But usually I get stuck next to
like a 55-year-old smoker with COPD and then I sit next to her and I'm like, Party on.
I'm not making eye contact. She's not. You know, you just don't want to get stuck because
it's like if you start a conversation then you've got four hours to go and when do you
cut it off? And like, be like, that's nice. Headphones. Kids are great. These kids sucked.
These kids were bad. Yeah. They were bad. Three of them, and the Mom was basically acting
like they weren't her kids. She, I get it. It was romper room on the plane. You give
them a look, but kids don't know. They're all, they're just all kicking and coloring
and um... Then she jumped up. She took initiative. Well, I just said to the mother, like, hey,
I'm in the seat in front of your kids as you can see and it's, it hurts a little. I appreciate
that your children are rambunctious and Satan and probably challenging. They have their
own seats and you're the whole aisle over so ah, you don't want to be next to them and
that's cool but um it's affecting my flight and my life and if you could just tell your
kids to shut up that would be great! God, I know. See now I'll get a fist bump. I know...