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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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the mood here
is one of festivity
as we await
the big mardi gras parade,
and, of course
at mardi gras time,
everyone is in costume.
Whoa, babe, not
everyone, ok?
We're here
au naturel.
That's a wrap, Vernon. Let's move
to the jewelry store location.
That was quite
adequate, April.
Now, let's get
ready to--yeow!
Where did you people ever get
those ugly turtle costumes?
Probably the same place
you got that ugly mask!
But I'm not wearing--
now just a darn minute!
I'll be with you
in a sec, Vernon.
You fellas really
should be in costume.
Hey, it's major
fun for us
just to be able
to walk around
without
everyone staring.
What are you
supposed to be?
I'm a 17th-century
noblewoman
right out of
the three musketeers.
Uh, don't you mean
the three mosquitoes?
The three musketeers,
the book by dumas.
You fellas
should read it.
April, I'm not
getting any younger!
Or any nicer.
See you guys.
This portion is brought
to you by feiffer jewels,
which is currently
displaying
the priceless star
of Brazil diamond.
This enormous jewel was
recently unearthed
in the world's
deepest mine.
The fools!
That stone is impervium,
the lost element
of dimension x.
What do you
mean, lost?
Do you have time
for a flashback?
Why not?
It was our first experiment
with dimensional travel.
We were attempting
to send
the only known sample
of impervium to earth.
We never found out where
the impervium landed
until now.
What makes this
impervium so valuable?
It's the hardest
known substance
in the entire galaxy.
With it, I could create
weapons never before seen.
Oh.
Rock steady,
bebop,
go steal
that impervium
and bring it
back here.
Little does
shredder realize
that having the impervium
will make me invincible.
With it powering
this force field generator,
no weapon in the universe
can touch me!
Dudes, this
grape jelly pizza
is righteously
awesome.
It's the perfect snack
for watching revenge of the
polka dot slime, part v.
Guys, you've got
to read this book.
Some crook steals the
queen's diamonds, ok?
And D'Artagnan has
to get them back.
Cool out, Leonardo.
This is the best part.
These musketeers were
inseparable just like us,
and their motto was "all
for one and one for--" hey!
It's gonna be
a free-for-all
if you don't
pipe down!
Ok. I get the message.
I'm just trying to expose them
to great literature, master.
Do not give up,
Leonardo.
It took your hero
D'Artagnan much time
to gain
the musketeers' respect.
I wish people
respected us.
Hey, master, that's it!
Four musketeer outfits?
I'm sure the costume
department has some.
Sure, I can arrange it.
Thanks, April. Maybe
they'll help make people
treat us
with more respect.
Irma, I have
a parade to cover!
Oh, April! What woman
doesn't have time
to browse through
a jewelry store?
Well, all right,
but just for a minute.
This has
got to be the place.
Hey, it's rock steady and bebop.
Quick, get down!
This is April
calling the turtles.
What can I do for you,
uh, gentlemen?
We came for
that big rock.
If you're referring
to the star of Brazil,
I'm sorry, but
it's not for sale.
Oh, no problem.
We don't
want to buy it.
We want to steal it.
We've got to hurry!
Rock steady and bebop
are holding up
feiffer's jewelry store.
No, you cannot have the star
of Brazil, and that's final!
Oh, yeah?
Uhh!
What do you say now?
Would you care
to have it gift wrapped?
We got it.
If you're talking about trouble,
you're right.
It's the turtles!
Hey!
I'll take
that stone.
You want a stone?
Here, shellhead.
Let's get out of here.
You're right.
We've done
enough browsing.
My costume is caught!
Wow! What's this?
Imagine throwing away
a gorgeous diamond
like this.
Some people
are so wasteful.
Leonardo is hurt.
Come on, amigo.
Wake up
and smell the pizza.
Leonardo's hurt?
Leonardo!
Leonardo,
are you all right?
Uhh! [BRITISH ACCENT]
Quite all right...
Your majesty.
Your majesty?
Why'd you call me that?
What else do you
call the queen?
The queen?
The queen?
If she's a queen,
then who are we?
You are my friends.
Athos, Porthos,
and aramis, of course.
The three musketeers!
Oh, swell. Then who,
pray tell, might you be?
Why, I'm D'Artagnan,
naturally.
Uh-oh. Looks like our head
dude just came unglued.
Tell us, sensei.
How is Leonardo?
He is resting comfortably.
In time,
his memory should return.
Come, my comrades. There are
wrongs to be righted
and damsels to be saved,
and you musketeers
aren't even dressed.
My fault, guys.
I put the costumes
April sent over
in Leonardo's room.
Clever move, brainiac.
Actually, Donatello did
the right thing.
You must humor him by
putting on these costumes.
Pretend
we're musketeers?
Bogus, dude.
Look, I'd give Leonardo the
shell off my back, ok?
But I'm not wearing lace with
feathers, and that's final.
Same here.
Ditto.
I feel
pretty stupid.
Same here.
Ditto.
You, lad.
Our lodgings are a mess.
Clean them up like
a good fellow.
But I am not a servant.
I am your sensei.
Shh! Remember
what you said--
we must humor him.
As you wish,
master D'Artagnan.
Uh, listen,
D'Artagnan.
About that diamond...
The diamond! Of course!
I vowed to the queen
I would find
her stolen jewel.
Come, athos,
Porthos, aramis!
One for all
and all for one!
Ha ha!
Whoa! Wait for us,
dude D'Artagnan.
Stop this tantrum and
just tell me what's wrong.
What's wrong?
I gave you a vital mission,
and you sent those 2
ant-brained mutants
to botch this up.
Look, I can't go
racing to the surface
every time you want
some silly bauble.
What's that?
Silly bauble?
I could generate
an impenetrable force field.
I'll give you
one more chance
to get that impervium gem,
and this time,
don't fail.
I'm through
taking orders.
Once I get
that impervium gem,
it is I who'll be
invincible.
How come we're swiping
the force field
generator, boss?
Because I'll need it
once I get my hands
on that impervium gem.
And remember, not a word
of this to krang.
Oh, this is so gorgeous.
I can't believe anybody
would toss this away.
[RING]
Hello.
Irma, get down to the
parade route pronto!
I need you
to run a camera.
But, Mr. Thompson,
I'm a secretary,
not a camera operator.
If you're not here
in 10 minutes flat,
you won't be
either one!
Well, since you put it
that way...
Well, D'Artagnan,
does this jewelry store
bring back
any memories?
Hmm. It certainly does.
I remember this place
well.
Hey, it worked! I
knew he'd remember.
This is where
we fought
the henchmen
of richelieu.
[GROANING]
Let's find
those wretched knaves.
Oh, we've been
all over this street
and there ain't a trace of
that stupid imperuvia...
Emperava...
That gem.
I think some lousy crook
must have stole it.
Aha! We meet
again, scoundrels.
Wha--?
Who is this creep?
Ah, just one of them
jerks from the parade.
I am D'Artagnan.
En garde, villains.
Ooh, let's
flatten this flake.
Better luck next time,
mon ami.
I got to try that.
It's an excellent tactic.
En garde!
Uh-oh. More of
them pointy things.
We better
warn the boss.
We mustn't lost them!
They must know
where the diamond is.
This way!
The first float
in our mardi gras parade
is now coming
into view.
Irma, you're supposed
to be aiming the camera,
not buffing
your tacky jewelry.
I can't help it, Vernon.
It's so gorgeous.
Where did those nitwits
drop that impervium?
Why is this city so big?
That blasted impervium gem
could be anywhere.
This next float represents
progress in petroleum.
Psst! Irma, you're
aiming the camera backwards.
Let's see if the parade's
on the tube.
Look, there's
the queen's diamond
on the lady
in that box!
That belongs to
her majesty, ***!
Hey, cool it,
D'Artagnan.
That's Irma, and she's
not inside that box.
Donatello,
get us to the parade,
and I'm talking
warp speed.
It's taking shredder
an awfully long time
to locate
that impervium gem.
He better not
be double-crossing me.
What, soldiers?
I want the force field
generator
guarded day and night.
It's gone!
That metal-faced mongrel
stole it.
Follow me.
Hi there.
I love your costume.
I know a villain who
wears one just like it.
And I love
what you're wearing--
the gem! At last
it's all mine!
Please, we've only
just met.
Let's not rush things.
It's shredder! Poor Irma doesn't
know the danger she's in.
Poor Irma? How
about poor him?
Irma, tell that goon
to put you down.
You're supposed
to be working.
Forget it,
Mr. Thompson.
I just quit.
Now how do I
get out of here?
Ha ha ha!
Richelieu!
We meet at last.
It's a turtle.
Fear not,
beautiful maiden.
I will rescue you.
Irma? Beautiful?
The poor guy got conked
harder than we thought.
Unhand her, you--
you varmint!
As you wish.
I cannot believe it.
2 dashing strangers
dueling over me?
You're through,
turtle.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh!
Hang on, D'Artagnan.
Dudes, I hope that vine's
got some serious roots.
You've interfered for
the last time, turtle.
Excuse us.
Coming through.
Hang on, D'Artagnan.
Pardon me.
Au revoir,
shellback.
Boys, boys, I know
you're jealous,
but fighting over me
isn't the answer.
Not so fast,
richelieu.
Stop calling me
richelieu.
And stop
jumping around!
I've got to get to
the top of that float.
Come on. We're missing
all the fun.
Ooh, you'll rue
this day, varmint.
What is this strange
effect I have on men?
And how can I
make it last?
Irma, I'm here
to save you!
Save? Who wants to be saved?
Brushfour, dewinter--
my old foes!
Who's he talking to?
You got me.
I think this turtle's
gotten soft in the shell.
Could be, but he
got us again!
I've wasted
enough time.
Hey, not so rough,
macho man.
You're coming
with me.
Listen, this is no way
to take me home
to meet your mother.
What are you doing?
Thanks for providing
my escape.
Shredder's getting away.
Hey!
Hey!
Wait for us, boss.
Whoa!
Yay!
Yay!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Well, dudes, we finally
get some respect,
and they think
it's a show.
Take the prisoners
downstairs.
Put us down,
you creeps.
Sure thing.
Now, look, this is no
way to start a romance.
A romance? With you?
Ha ha ha!
I just want that jewel
you're wearing.
Well, if that's
how you feel,
it's all over
between us.
Congratulations,
miss O'Neill.
Channel 6 will have
exclusive coverage
of the first speech
given by earth's
new ruler, namely--me!
We let shredder
nab April and Irma
right out from
under our noses.
Mondo bummer, dudes.
Do not lose heart,
mon ami.
We are still
the musketurtles!
Leonardo,
will you get real?
We're not musketurtles,
and you're not some guy
called D'Artagnan.
Oh, but you are wrong,
and I'll prove it when
I find the queen.
Look, there's April
at the station.
April?
What am I saying?
I mean,
her majesty the queen.
You said April.
Your memory is returning.
I--I don't know what
you're talking about.
I'm a musketurtle,
and if you won't
help me, I'll go alone.
Oh, no. Not again.
Remember, you cannot
tell him the truth.
He must discover it
for himself.
All right.
Begin rehearsal,
miss O'Neill.
And now,
introducing the new ruler
of the entire world,
emperor shredder.
Then I'll say,
"greetings,
my subjugated subjects."
[RUMBLING]
What?
Seize that traitor!
I can explain, krang.
I, uh, um, I wanted to
save you the trouble
of lugging the generator
all the way back here.
How very thoughtful.
Perhaps I'll save you
the trouble of growing old.
I heard your rehearsal.
I have one note.
Cast change! I will be
the ruler of the world.
Here's how it will go.
People of the earth,
the new emperor
of the world is me.
Resistance is useless.
No weapon can harm me.
Observe.
You two attack me.
That's an order!
Ooh, and you said this job
didn't have any fringe benefits.
Me first.
Wha--
I didn't
feel a thing.
Now it's my turn.
Nothing can stop me.
I am invincible.
I believe
I've made my point.
It's time to put on
my good suit.
Hurry up
with that android.
I'm anxious to start
my reign of terror.
Ha ha! There will be
no reign of terror
while D'Artagnan lives.
Here is your diamond,
your highness.
Get that
impervium gem!
Leonardo, look out!
Thank you.
You won't be needing this
any longer, ex-emperor.
No! No! It's mine.
Whoa-ho! The three
musketurtles are here,
you scurvy scoundrels.
Oh, I feel so corny
talking like that.
Ooh.
Hey, why are you guys
wearing those costumes?
You made us
put them on, D'Artagnan.
Who's D'Artagnan?
I'm Leonardo.
Are you guys
feeling all right?
We are now.
Tubuloso.
He's cured.
Let's show them what
a turtle can do.
Too late, reptiles.
Now the force field
will make me invincible.
Help! Get me
out of here!
You idiot! The force field
was set for my size,
not yours.
I know, and I'm all bent
out of shape over it.
You'll hate this idea,
shredder,
but you're about to
protect me.
Hey, this
ain't fair.
Retreat, you morons,
retreat!
Hey, don't leave me!
Your only way out of here
is to shut off
the force field.
Once again, I have
the last laugh.
Take another guess,
tin-grin.
Yahh!
Somebody grab the gem!
Too late.
It's down the drain.
Along with shredder and krang's
plan to rule the world.
Personally, I doubt we'll
ever have another mardi gras
with as much excitement
as today's.
Yeah. Which suits
my agenda just fine.
But we lost
the impervium gem!
All that fighting,
and all for nothing.
No, Leonardo.
It is all for one...
ALL: And one for all!
Ha ha ha!
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