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[SCHOOL BELL RING]
>>OH HEY STACEY! >>HEY WHITNEY, WHAT'S UP?
>>HEY, NOT MUCH. >>HEY, HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?
>>IT WAS SO GOOD! ACTUALLY, UM, I GREW MY HAIR OUT AND
I'M NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT. >>OH, I'M SURE IT LOOKS GREAT.
>>OKAY WAIT, CHECK THIS OUT. THERE WE GO.
>>OH WOW. IT'S A MULLET.
OKAY.... >>YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>I LIKE IT. >>REALLY?
>>POOF.
>>UM...HEY, WHO ARE YOU? I AM YOUR SHOULDER ANGEL STACEY. HERE, ALLOW M E TO JUST...
OH, YOU ARE JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR THIS. NO COMPLICATIONS TODAY.
STACEY, I SENSE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING LIES.
>>OH, OKAY. WHITNEY JUST ASKED MY OPINION ON HER NEW HAIRCUT.
>>ALL RIGHT-- WHOA. IT'S SO BAD.
IT'S ALMOST BEAUTIFUL. >>UH-HUH.
BUT ULTIMATELY STILL JUST VERY BAD. >>EXACTLY.
OKAY, SO DO I TELL HER THE TRUTH? >>NO, I MEAN YES.
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT LIES SHOULD NEVER BE TOLD.
HOWEVER, IF SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TRUTH SHE MIGHT LITERALLY DIE.
>>OKAY, DON'T YOU MEAN FIGURATIVELY? >>TRUST ME, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
>>ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT DO I DO? >>MAYBE IF YOU COULD JUST BUY HER A NICE HAT?
OR A TURBAN? >>OKAY, NO.
I MEAN WHAT DO I TELL HER. IS IT OKAY TO LIE TO SOMEONE IF IT'S TO
PROTECT THEM? >>WELL...
>>POOF. >>WHO ARE YOU?
>>I'M YOUR SHOULDER ANGEL. >>HEY, THANKS A LOT, BUT I ALREADY HAVE ONE
SO... >>YEAH, HELLO.
SHOULDER OCUPADO. >>NO, STACEY, I'M NOT YOUR SHOULDER ANGEL.
I'M HIS. >>WHAT?
>>ALLOW ME TO JUST-- >>BRACE YOURSELF STACEY... >>OH....
>>ALL RIGHT. >>UM...
>>NO. MADAME, I- >>YOU KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SHOULDER PEOPLE I CAN SUPPORT HERE...
>>THERE AREN'T ANY MORE OF YOU ARE THERE? I DON'T WANT TO RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL THING
GOING ON HERE. OKAY, WE'LL JUST FINISH THE PROTOCOL HERE.
STACEY, A LITTLE HELP. IF YOU COULD JUST...
THERE IT IS. YES, THANK YOU.
>>OH GOSH. >>ALL RIGHT.
NOW ME. >>WATCH THE HALO.
SO THIS IS WHAT'S LIKE. OKAY HOT-SHOT.
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE RIGHT CALL HERE? THAT WOMAN HAS A VERITABLE ABOMINATION ON
HER HEAD. AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE THINK ABOUT
IT. >>OKAY.
UM, HAND THIS TO STACEY. IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS THE CORRECT RESPONSE
FOR THESE KINDS OF THINGS.
>>UM, HEY WHITNEY. YOU ALWAYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL TO ME.
>>OH. YOU'RE GOOD.