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Here are the top ten ways to know you're a redneck.
One. Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire. On her house.
Two. You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Three. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Four. You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Five. Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
Six. You've been on TV more than once describing the sound of a tornado.
Seven. You fish in your above-ground pool. And catch something.
Eight. You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
Nine. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Ten. Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.