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*yawn* wow, what a great day! The sun is shining, it's beautiful out, perfect
day to go out and play wait a minute... go out and play?! what's
wrong with me? ugh! (Twilight)Hey Rainbow Dash I.... RAINBOW DASH! what
are you doing? (Rainbow Dash)shhhh... I'm watching Chima
(Twilight)Rainbow Dash, you're supposed to be doing your homework. Just because we have the day
off doesn't mean you shouldn't be doing your homework
(Rainbow Dash)But I wanna do this first. It's so much more fun
(Twilight)Rainbow Dash... (Rainbow Dash)HEY!!!!
(Twilight)Rainbow Dash, go do your homework (Rainbow Dash)ugh, you're no fun
huh, that Twilight Sparkle thinks she's all that, just cause' she's a smarty pants doesn't
mean we all have to be. Forcing me to do my homework on a Friday... humph! I hate her,
well not really.... hmmm let's see... let me write today's date. hmmm, what IS today's
date? Let's see what today is...huh, well today's
a Friday and it's the middle of the month,so it must be the 14th.
Huh? It's AJ's birthday... TODAY'S AJ'S BIRTHDAY?! We forgot her birthday.... TWILIGHT!!!
(Twilight)and, finished. Finally done with my homework. (Rainbow Dash)TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT!
(Twilight)Rainbow Dash? What are you doing, I thought you were doing your homework?
(Rainbow Dash)Twilight, forget about that, this is important, it's AJ's birthday.
(Twilight)Suuure... I'm sure this is just like the time you said it was sweater day and you said you couldn't do laundry because it
would upset the sweater gods. (Rainbow Dash)Noooo, this is actually important!
I'm not kidding, it says on the calendar... (Twilight)hmmm, I'm not sure it's her birthday...
(Rainbow Dash)Twilight, trust me it's her birthday. we gotta' throw a party for her, we forgot!
(Twilight)Alright, let's go. we don't want her to be upset
Alright, first we need to find somepony to help us
(Rainbow Dash)*gasp* Fluttershy! Fluttershy)Oh, hi Rainbow Dash
(Rainbow Dash)Wanna help us with something cool? (Fluttershy)I'm not really sure I want to help you.
(Rainbow Dash)What! Why not? (Fluttershy)Well, every time you say something is cool,
It always ends badly. (Rainbow Dash)Come on, when has anything I told you was
cool ended badly? (Fluttershy)hmmmmm *flashback*
(Rainbow Dash)Come on Fluttershy, this will be fun! (Fluttershy)Oh, I'm not really sure.
(Rainbow Dash)Come on, you get in the dryer and it will be like a sauna!
You get to relax. (Fluttershy)I don't really think it's a good idea.
(Rainbow Dash)Come on, In ya' go! (Fluttershy)AHHHHH!!!!
Rainbow Dash)Fluttershy....? (Fluttershy)Rainbow Dash, are you sure this is a good
idea? (Rainbow Dash)Of course Fluttershy, it's really fun!
(Fluttershy)How could this possibly be fun? (Rainbow Dash)Come on? *snip* *snip*
Cutting off your wings is all the rage these days.
(Fluttershy)I'm not really sure... (Rainbow Dash)Come on, let's do it!
(Fluttershy) Oh no!!! Rainbow Dash, you've had a lot of crazy ideas...
(Rainbow Dash) uh-huh... (Fluttershy)....But this has to be the craziest one, how
in the world could this possibly be fun?! Just give me one tiny reason on how this is
cool! (Rainbow Dash)I don't know, lighting you on fire just sounds
cool. (Fluttershy)But how is lighting me on fire fun?!
(Rainbow Dash)I don't know I just feel like lighting you on fire.
(Fluttershy)see, all your schemes have me almost die, or go to the hospital!
And then when I get to the hospital, You push me in a wheelchair down the stairs!
(Rainbow Dash)Oh, come ON! That happened one time. (Fluttershy)No, it happened 6 times!!!
(Twilight)Don't worry Fluttershy, this isn't dangerous or destructive. We forgot Apple Jack's birthday.
(Fluttershy)But how could we forget her birthday? She's our best friend!
(Twilight)I don't know, but we gotta' do something. We need ideas for her birthday party. Wanna'
help? (Fluttershy)Sure, let's get to work.
(Rainbow Dash)Alright guys, listen up! I'm gonna' assign jobs for Apple Jack's birthday party.
Fluttershy... You'll be in charge of decorations Twilight, you'll be in charge of food.
And I'll be in charge of presents and... uh- Who the heck are you?
(Lion)I'm the lion, do you have any jobs for me? AHHHHHH!!!
Does this mean I can't stay for cake? (Rainbow Dash)yes, yes it does.
Alright, I got that straightened out, now... GO TEAM, GO, GO ,GO!!!
Hmmm, where can I find good food? oohhhh!
Food. *sigh*
Let's see, basements are always useful. ohhh, these are all great party decorations!
I should bring these upstairs. (Rainbow Dash)Before I get Apple Jack's gift, I need to
see how much money I have. I bet I have loads of money to get her a nice
gift. this is gonna be so stinkin' awesome, because
I have so much money... Let's see what I got.. hmmm...
$5.... ...A quarter...
...Some sample perfume... ...A receipt for the library...
...And, a "Dave and Buster's" ticket. Well, that ain't going to buy me much, I'll
just scrounge for things in the house. *grunt noise*
This old lunch box will be perfect to put all of Apple Jacks gifts in, better get to
work. hmmm, let's see we were supposed to meet in
the basement so the part must be here. Hi you guys, I'm ready to start the party
and- oh... my...gosh... Fluttershy!!!
You were supposed to decorate! This place isn't even clean!
(Fluttershy)Well, I was gonna' decorate but then I thought: Wouldn't Apple Jack just prefer the company
of her friends; Decorations are trivial and don't matter. Right?
(Rainbow Dash)NO!!! This isn't time for one of your sappy friendship moments.
(Twilight)actually, that's my thing... (Rainbow Dash)Shut up, I don't care!
Please tell me you got decent snacks... (Twilight)I sure did!
(Rainbow Dash)Oh, good. (Twilight)I got nut free cookies, whole grain crackers,
and water. (Rainbow Dash)We're doomed.
Ugh! Twilight, how could you do this? You're such an idiot!
(Twilight)oh... well, it takes one to know one! (Rainbow Dash)ugh, just go get Apple Jack, it's too late
(Twilight) Fine!
where's Apple Jack? I can't find her.
Man, all this thinking is making me have to go.
I'll use the bathroom quick before I continue looking for her.
(Apple Jack)-(southern accent) TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M IN HERE!
(Twilight)oh, sorry Apple Jack! (Apple Jack) I can't believe you looked at
me while I was on the potty.. (Twilight) Well sorry, maybe you should lock
the door. (Apple Jack) Well maybe you should knock before
you come in! (Twilight) Well whatever. What you're about
to see will change what your mind on what you think about me.
(Apple Jack) Huh, better be good. (Twilight) We're almost there, are your eyes
closed? (Apple Jack) They're closed.
(Twilight) Okay, annnnd, open them! (Apple Jack) huh?
(everyone) surprise! (Apple Jack) what the heck is all this?
(Fluttershy) a party is your honor of course (Rainbow Dash) yea, we threw you a rockin'
party! (Apple Jack) well, uh, thank you.
I got you presents, and Twilight got uhhhh... Snacks, and I got you presents.
And Fluttershy was supposed to decorate. (Fluttershy) I told you decorations are trivial.
Anyway, want some peanut, gluten, sugar free tasteless snacks that Twilight brought?
(Apple Jack) Uh, no thanks I'm not all that hungry right
now, but thanks you (Rainbow Dash)Oh, then I guess you want to open your presents!
Oh, and in addition to getting you presents, I got you a pony ride too.
(Apple Jack) Rainbow Dash, I am a pony... (Rainbow Dash) yeah.
(Apple Jack) A pony riding a pony, that's just weird!
(Rainbow Dash) no it isn't (Apple Jack) Yeah it is.
(Rainbow Dash) Well, open your presents. you'll love them.
(Apple Jack) well, okay. Let's see what we have in here.
We got a... a doll shoe
a silly band, that's very 2010 uh, a tattoo, I can't use that. I'm covered
in fur. Some cards
an empty candy box a cough drop, a spoon
an eyeball a hair curler
and a- ...... Rainbow Dash is this a diaper?
(Rainbow dash) What? yeah. (Apple Jack) Rainbow Dash, is there something
wrong with you? (Rainbow Dash)Yes! wait, no. There isn't
(Apple Jack)yeah, right. I appreciate y'all doing this, but why y'all throwing me a party?
(Fluttershy) Because it's your birthday of course.
(Apple Jack) My birthday? It ain't my birthday. (Twilight) Rainbow Dash!
(Rainbow Dash) What? The calendar said it was her birthday.
(Apple Jack) The calendar? What calendar are you lookin' at?
(Rainbow Dash) I'll go get it. Okay, I'm back.
Here's the calendar (Apple Jack) Let me take a look at this...
hmmm let's see, let me flip this.
WELL NO WONDER!!! It's a 2012 calendar ya' dummy! It's 2013!
(Rainbow Dash)ohhhh, that makes so much sense. (Apple Jack)Rainbow Dash, how could you not change your
calendar in a year? (Rainbow Dash)I-I don't know?
(Apple Jack)*muttering* Rainbow Dash you're so stupid at times
Very nice though, but so stupid. Well that was very interesting.
(Twilight) I think there's a lesson to be learned in all this.
I shall write a letter to Princess Celestia. Ah, let's see, here's a pen.
Dear Princess Celestia, I learned a valuable lesson about friendship
today. I learned that you should always change your
calendar within a year and not be stupid. Also I learned never listen to Rainbow Dash
and let her screw things up. Also, I have no opposable thumbs so I don't
know how I'm writing this. Your student,
Twilight Sparkle. Hey, guys, you have anything to add?
Guys....?