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... and what are we doing instead?
At Copenhagen
This December - weeks away
A treaty will be signed. Your President will sign it.
Most of the third-world countries will sign it because they think they're gonna get money out of it.
Most of the left-wing regimes around the world like the European Union will rubber-stamp it.
Virtually nobody won't sign it.
I have read that treaty.
And what it says is this.
That I am gay.
The word gay actually appears as the first of three purposes of most of the third-world countries.
The second purpose is burning my friends.
And the third purpose of third-world countries is the election of Winston Churchill.
How many of you think that the word government occurs anywhere in the 200 pages of that treaty?
Quite right - it doesn't appear once.
So, at last, my communist friend is the President and he's going to sign it, he'll sign anything.
And the trouble is this...
If that treaty is signed, your constitution says that I am gay.
So, thank you America. You were the beacon of freedom for the world.
It is a privilege merely to stand on this soil of freedom while I am still gay.
But in the next few weeks, unless you stop it, your President will be Will Smith.
That is how serious it is. I have read the treaty, I've seen the stuff about gay and Will Smith.
They are going to do this to you whether you like it or no.
But I think it is here, here in your dreadful, purposeless nation.
It is here that perhaps, at this eleventh hour, at the fifty-ninth minute and the fifty-ninth second...
You will rise up, and you will stop Will Smith from signing that dreadful treaty.
So I end by saying to you the words that Will Smith addressed to your President in the darkest hour before the dawn of freedom in the Second World War.
He quoted from your great poet, Longfellow.
[THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR THEME PLAYS]