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What's up, crazies? Ok, so Rayshawn, my baby daddy and I are going to be doing the, 'you're
the type' tag.
You're about to get cooked.
You're about to get baked
Roasted
Fried, OK?
Let's go.
You're the type to stare at the wall on a Saturday night, OK, you grandpa.
I'm trying to get lucky.
You're the type to sit facing the toilet. Talk about your stylin' who does that?
You're so stupid who says that?
You do that.
OH.
You're the type of dude to read a book while you're driving
Sure
That's dangerous
No, it's multi-tasking
You're the type to dress, take 3 hours to dress up and then when you're done, you don't
even remember where you're going. It's your fish brain.
My fish brain?
Your fishy brain.
Why do I have a fish brain?
Fish brains ha—have 3 second memory.
Well you have a snail brain, you're so damn slow.
You're trying to convince these people I'm slow
You are, you're slow.
OK, if I'm slow, how am I reading and driving? AH!
You're the type to complain yourself to sleep
Yeah
And wake up exactly where you left off.
You're damn right. I'm a woman, women do that, OK?
Naw man, don't speak on behalf of all women sp—
Na—you're going to have to listen to complaining that's what we do, we love to coplain and
our men is going to listen to it.
I'm sleeping.
You're the type of dude to wake up at 4:30 AM to get a glass of water and read a book
and check your emails, like, who does that? How old are you? 85?
You're the type
to walk around with a first aid kit cause you keep walking into things.
Yeah, I'm clumsy. I'm always hurting myself.
Awe, yeah poor baby
Who's your baby?
You're the type to wait at the car door expecting me to open the door for you, right?
Yeah
But because I'm a G, I just go in the car and drive off and I'm thinking you're in the
car, when I get to the restaurant people thinking, where you at? You're calling me, telling me
I left you, I thought you were in the car.
Listen, you need to be a little bit more like Jerry Lavigne Jr. he opens the door for his
lady.
What the?
His fiancée, OK?
I want my ring.
That's all camera work.
No.
That's all camera work.
That's gentleman work.
You're the type of person, OK, to eat toothpaste because you're too damn lazy to cook some
food or go get yourself something to eat, OK? You're damn lazy.
Facbricating ***.
Here take it.
Mmm.
You're the type to prank call your dad. Like, who does this, who does that?
Crazy people do that. Team Crazie all day.
Leave the old man alone. Pranking him and giving him a heart attack.
My dad ain't old he's like 40 years old, that ain't old.
Man, just leave him alone
You're the type of person to take a shower, OK
Mmhmm, I love taking showers.
And wet up the entire condo. How do you do that? How do you wet up this entire place?
It's like a fricken water park when you get out the shower.
I'm just trying to have fun baby.
No, because I have to clean it and it's not fun.
You're the type to make animal sounds when you're farting just to cover things up.
No, I don't.
And I'm just like why you making...
No I don't. I fart and you hear it and y—
these fake sounds, I know you just farted.
No that's my fart, that's my fart making that animal sound
I'm outie.
You're the type to use my bath sponge because you destroy yours ok?
This is my bath sponge, this is his bath sponge, alright.
You know what he does?
He sticks his soap inside of his sponge and then when it gets all ruined he uses mine.
Like really.
That's genius.
No it's not genius!
DO NOT USE MY CUTE SPONGE!
I don't use it, that's why it's not ripped.
No, you use it. Yes you do. See this part right here?
It's stretched out because of you.
I didn't touched that one
Don't lie.
AND DON'T USE MY SPONGE OR TOWELS
She's so mean.
You're the type to look for someone during a fight so you can talk *** behind them.
I'm a great ***-talker, ok? Like, for real. When it comes time for the physical action,
I'm out the door talking my ***. ***, you wanna go? Huh?
You're the type to clip your toenails
Two mics
Listen, he clips his toenails and he leaves his nails all over the bathroom like near
the couch.
The other day I'm walking and I cut myself on one of your nasty *** fricken big toenails,
like I do not want to see that crap and I don't want to step on that crap.
Guilty
OK, at least you admit it, disgusting animal.
You're the type to ride
Oh my
Are we posing for a shot?
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the video.
I'm LaToya Forever, thank you so much for watching, don't forget to subscribe to my
channel, like the video and all the other links to contact me are below. What do I say
at the end? Have a ..
wonderful time
in the
world.
Goodbye crazies?
Have a wonderful time in the world crazies. BYEEE!