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NARRATOR: In every family, there's one person who drives
you a little crazy.
-I gotta pick Jill up at 4:00 in the morning.
-She comes once a year, and she's leaving on Sunday.
NARRATOR: But during the holidays--
-Jack.
No fighting this year.
NARRATOR: There's no escaping it when it's your sister.
-How are we doing?
NARRATOR: Your twin sister.
-Are you going bald?
-Huh?
-No, no, no, no.
You're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it
needs to cover more face.
-OK.
NARRATOR: From the producers of Just Go With It and Grown
Ups.
-You two are so alike.
-We are nothing alike, I promise you.
NARRATOR: She isn't subtle.
-Jill, this is Otto.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
(WHISPERING) He's homeless, right?
-Are you whispering with a bull horn or something?
Everybody hears you.
NARRATOR: She isn't shy.
-I put a little list together of things I want to do before
I leave.
-Studio tour.
Beach.
Horseback riding.
-Let's go!
Oh my god!
-Maybe I should stay out through Hanukkah.
NARRATOR: And she isn't leaving.
JACK (OFFSCREEN): She's forwarding her mail to us now!
-What's this about a twin?
-Oh, Jack, he has a twin sister.
-Identical or fraternal?
-Uh, nocturnal.
Like a bat.
NARRATOR: This fall.
-Seriously, honey?
Can't you try a little harder?
She's your sister.
Guess who is taking you to the Lakers game?
-Finally, some twin time.
-Compliments of Mr. Pacino.
-What's this?
-This is insane, man.
You gotta call him.
-Oh, will you stop already?
You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
NARRATOR: Family.
-Daddy, you know how to jump rope?
-We were the double dutch kings.
NARRATOR: Is forever.
-I crave this.
Family time.
-Please don't destroy my pool.
NARRATOR: Adam Sandler is--
-Your sister and I grew up on the same street.
When I look at her, I see me.
-When I look her, I see me, too.
NARRATOR: Jack and Jill.
-Do you and daddy have twin powers?
-Some twins can feel when the other one's hurt.
-I didn't feel that.
Little harder.
-No, Jill, stop it.
He's kidding.
-What?
-Feel that, daddy?
I actually did feel something there.
Pride in my son.