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Hello guys OnlyMezza here and you are joining me for my first ever playthough of BioShock
Infinite,
we're going to go for medium difficulty because I think I can handle that -
it's not too higher hopes but I'm not also telling myself I'm terrible!
Anyway I played the first two games of BioShock and loved them both,
I don't know why I have waited so long to play this one
but I thought I would share the experience with you lot so I hope you enjoy it too.
And now I am going to try and not talk over any cutscenes,
which I'm terrible at.
shhh....
Jeepers that's a dramatic intro
"The mind of the subject will desperatly struggle to create memories where none exist."
Barriers to trans-dimensional travel.
Cripes what's going on already?
1912 the coast of Maine.
Their names are 'a lady' and 'a gentleman' very mysterious.
They are talking about me like I'm not even here!
Yeah there is!
I don't, can you what?
I can row I'm sure - it's not a difficult skill.
He's wearing a shirt and tie
look can you see, if she wants to stop bobbing her head.
Woop! Alright I'm out, jesus.
Am I not bringing my box with me? Alright then.
Oh I think I grabbed it.
I hope I am wearing the same as those guys.
Ah-ha yes it does!
I bet I look dashing in all my yellow.
ohh! Loot already.
Oh my sensitivities a little off but we might learn to cope with it,
I dunno I'm a bit used to Xbox controller now becasue of Dark Souls
I'm all fidgety with my mouse.
"DeWitt bring us the girl and wipe away the debt, this is your last chance."
Just a bit of blood on there to hammer the point home.
Any more loot before I go in the big obvious continue this way doors?
No, ooh yes, I've already been rewarded.
Oh I am on my way to an achivement apparently.
"Of thy sins shall I wash thee?" Sure you
can wash away my sins.
I'm dunking my head in apparently I thought it was for your hands
Oh okay I'm a rebel, shall I just knock this off the table while I'm at it, no? Okay
I don't have the option to do that or I would have.
Ohh loot.
It's nice of me to just walk in and steal all of their ***.
That's what I'm going to be doing all game.
"From *** shall I lead thee"
Ohh hello? Ahh there is so much stuff already!
Cereal, that's uh, good.
Yes you've got to, like, ring someone not just...
What was he thinking would happen there? *sighs*
"Be prepared he's on his way you must stop him -C"
That's just from Columbia in general I'm guessing as thats a word I can see with "C" there.
Okay any uh..
That looks nice and hot after being outside, I just kind of want to cover myself in that.
Hmm okay I can't seem to touch anything else.
No, alright, is there another? yep.
"To thine own land shall I take thee" ohhh there's uh there's a little bit of blood
on this religious tapestry but, yep, yep somethings gone down.
***, okay
There's a dead-ish man, maybe hes not..
Can I talk to you?
Don't disappoint us, alright, *** hell
was he tortured too? poor man, poor man.
I'm just going to take this - there is a still burning cigarette, that means somebody was
here.
Can I take a nervous drag on that? No I'm not allowed to smoke,
God dammit game I just saw a dead man I need to relive my stress.
Mmm I'll eat on old lighthouse pear that sounds delicious.
What the frik is going on out there? Is that like a town burning? Or just weird-
I don't know what's... Okay not my concern I am sure...
I'm sure I'm safe over here.
"Use bells."
Well thank god you remembered that because I wouldn't of, I didn't..
Okay - scroll, key, key, dagger, dagger. Oh!!
Ohhh ***!
What the frik is going on? I just wanna..
There is some loot here okay, we are just going to grab this before the world explodes.
We're up to 15 whole pennies we are doing well!
Okay there's stuff burning - ohhh - everywhere.
I feel like I am about to have my memory wiped.
Umm, I don't...
Am I meant to press something again?
Oh ***, awwwww things are going down.
Okay sure. I will go and sit in the random chair that just came out of the floor.
Ah-um those are shackles I don't think we should sit in that chair, that is going to
lock me in.
Where is the option to not sit and to run away?
*sighs* Fine I'll do what you want.
Oh there we go, how did you not notice them Booker?
Pilgrim?
What? Oh really?! Uh am I in a rocket ship?
Uh Okay guess we are just disappearing into the sky.
What is that purple thing? Oh my face *laughs*
Holy hell - ahh there is fireworks in the daytime, okay that is a bit odd
Wow this place is massive there is like a seperate islandy thing over there,
freaking airships ohh this game's so awesome.
Okay, don't get too excited we are probably about to hit somthing hard and crashland.
Father Comstock, our prophet - there is already a lot of religious stuff going on.
Achievment - Written in the clouds, okay beautiful.
Why would he send his saviour unto us,
If we will not raise a finger for our own salvation?
And though we deserved not his mercy,
He has led us to this new Eden, okay it's all very religious,
A last chance for redemption. Ah you are not going to find redemption with me guys.
If there is an evil option I normally pick it, so, yeah.
Holy Crap. And the prophet shall lead the people to the new Eden. Prophet umm what was his name?
I've forgotten already, Come... something.
Are my hands going to magically become undone now?
Oh yep, okay, where the hell am I? Oh it's like God pointing at things.
Um, Jesus, has my character really got nothing to say about just taking a rocket ride?
Press "N" to navigate to your current objective.
Aww that's helpful,
okay, that's father not father, prophet Come-something. Angels with swords, beautiful.
The music is nice. The seed of the prophet shall sit the throne and drown in flame the
mountains of man.
There are a lot of candles here, if there wasn't so much water I would be worried about
a fire.
And this dude looks like the octupus guy from Pirates of the Caribbean, whose face is like
a squid.
I don't know his name.
Why is it all flooded?
Oh dead end.. with a secret door! Oh no, no.
Some loot, okay it was worth it. We are now going to have to check all the rooms for loot.
This is shiny! I'm stealing from donations, Aww, I'm not.. I am stealing the gift.
I'm a terrible person. I am literally stealing from like, infront of a shrine. Oh god.
I am going to whatever version of hell these people have.
Ohhh! Hi.
"Unless I want to get made"? I think I am made - I just arrived here in
a freaking rocket ship.
I'm pretty sure they know I'm here! Was I coming in stealth mode?
That's hard to pick up.
Money money money. Can I steal more gifts? Okay.
And in my womb shall grow the seed of the prophet. Okay that is the prophets lady.
I like these statues and I want to steal her gloves. Ohh steal all your ***.
Confessions, can I read them? Aww there is no dirty gossip for me today.
This place is magical and I am just ruining it by even being here.
Voxophone?
What a fetching outfit, we can see the outline of his thighs. We can't talk to him again.
Jeez, he uh he looks a little mental, hes twitching a lot.
Look at the size of his pupils and that twitch - I think he's on something.
Thanks for the warning about the slippy staircase.. ***.
Look I could have broken my neck this early on, we probably havn't even hit a savepoint
yet, jeez.
Oh have I been missing uh.. claven, uh some words that proably mean something that I don't
know.
More candles, ooh.
I am waiting for hot wax to drip on my head.
This path of forgiveness is the only way to the city.. hey!
Oh, look where I need to go.
Yeah "it would have been enough" lets just squeeze through here, please.
Hey! That is my house you are talking about. Oh my god.
They are actually rather terrifying!
I'm going to break the game and run around him.
I'm just going to squeeze by.. awwww.
What do you guys think?
Why are they all staring at me? Oh just dunk me in the water already!
Jeepers hes a bit rough. Where was the warning?
Oh my god, he's going to drown me.. Wow he actually is.
Well that's it, what a good start I got drowned by a preacher.
Ummm, what the frik has happened?
Booker DeWitt - investigations into matters both public and private.
Ahh I'm like a private eye!
Sweet, I've got a good name as well. Booker DeWitt.
Ah is this all the fire I saw, or I'm passed out and sleeping, I see.
Is that man pointing a hand cannon at me? And a key - what?
*laughs* the glasses.. amazing.
Oh *** it's Washington and Franklin and Jefferson... ohhhh okay.
They are all.. oh! That must be a scroll, in a scrolly thing, yep. Sword and a key.
What is it with these people and water?
Okay guys, I guess I am free?
Oh so they like to drown to actually live do they. Ah they're all mental.
Was that negative health? What the hell since when are pears bad for you?!
An apple is good for me though, apprently.
All these guys look the same, and they are all really weird.
What is Columbia if not another ark for another time?
Aww a hummingbird! That's pretty cool, I like that.
That's the same thing. Okay, I like his accent, though he is babbling rubbish.
*laughs* I read that, the subtitle as "like a bacon" through the darkness
and was slightly confused.
Am I stealing their wishes? hah yeah!
Robbing from wishing wells, and from offerings at shrines,
I'm an amazing upstanding person.
They are right, I am from the *** down below.
Okay, I've not really had much to say about the whole rocket into
the sky thing, but that's fine.
This game is freaking amazing looking, I'm kind of mesmerised.
Ohh! The seed of the prophet shall sit the throne and.. we've read that already.
Now they are holding keys not swords, okay.
Let's go on in.
Or out, as the case may be.
Holy crap, I want to go exploring! This looks incredible.
Alright I'm going to call it there, so thanks for watching my first video guys
and I will be back soon with more BioShock. Bye bye!