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What's up playas? So some of you have noticed some changes in the way we're making Briefs
these days and I just wanted to explain what's going on. We've started feeding our editors
a strict regimen of red bull and diet pills and frankly, they've never worked harder.
Today we're checking out Kate Upton's steamy new Superbowl ad, the next chapter in J.J.
Abrams' career and a 3D printing sex toy revolution. Here's your Brief!
First up, everyone's favorite blonde bombshell Kate Upton is back in the spotlight with a
racy new ad for this year's Superbowl. It hit the net early and shows Ms. Upton helping
a bunch of school-aged athletes wash a 2014 Mercedes-Benz CLA. Helping might actually
be a stretch as we've never seen anyone successfully clean anything by blowing foam at it!But leaving
that aside, the ad is drawing complaints from the PTC aka the Parent-Television council
aka the joy-munchers, who feel the ad reinforces for millions of wives, daughters and sisters
across the country that you use your sex appeal to get what you want. What the PTC doesn't
realize is that we already well aware of that trick. Please subscribe to our channel and
Facebook page. Next up, the story that melted a million geek brains. Steven Spielberg Jr.
known to the masses as J.J. Abrams has been chosen to direct the next installment of Star
Wars. You heard that right Star WARS, not TREK. I'll give you a second to process that.
Ok, time's up. Abrams already has an impressive resume littered with successful endeavors
like Lost, Alias, Mission Impossible 3, Super 8 and the new round of Star Trek movies. So
now that he's a proven franchise rescuer, we've got a few predictions for what to expect
after Star Wars 7. Coming soon, Crocodile Dundee in Space, Predator 3 and the revival
of the Leprechaun series. We even managed to score some test footage of that last one.
Anyways, hit us up in the comments and tell us how you feel about J.J. Abrams presiding
over a galaxy far, far away.And finally, as Sundance draws to a close it's time to look
back at the art-house movies and arresting documentaries that screened in and out of
competition this year. Just kidding! Here's a slideshow of Alessandro Ambrosio learning
how to snowboard in Park City. Where's my Grand Jury Prize for that masterpiece huh?
Talent agency CAA also created a stir when they threw a scandalous party on Sunday that
left many in attendance with their jaws on the floor. Apparently, the scene was filled
burlesque dancers engaging in some pretty raunchy antics involving simulated sex acts
and a strap-on ***. CAA has come forward to apologize if the party offended anyone
but we're guessing what they really mean is "suck it white bread, our party got press!"
Sounds like a good party huh...?That's it for this week guys. Your weekend homework
assignment is to like today's video, subscribe to our channel if you haven't already and
then head over to our Facebook page and join our little community for extra stories, outtakes
and other weird *** we find regularly.
Here's your Viral Video of the Day! Chloe out!