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Hello everyone and welcome to My Pokemon Talk.
Today's topic will be: Who is Ash's girlfriend. Okay, it's strange that I would wanna talk
Okay, it's strange that I would wanna talk
about that's not really spoken by guys like me, but anyways. The show swaps main female
protagonists after each generation. Since Ash as spends a lot of time with them, it is
possible that one of them could be the girlfriend. There are also some minor female characters
that are also a possibility. Many people have their own opinions on who would be Ash's soul
mate. It could be a main female protagonist, a minor female character, multiple girls,
another guy, or even their own characters.
But here is my idea on who will be Ash's girlfriend,
and this idea will be very mind-blowing. Ready?
What I think will be Ash's girlfriend is.......
NO ONE!
Well, an angry mob is gonna be here in a few minute.
Yeah that's right, no one! Single, no girlfriend,
dying alone, that's right! no one! If you watched my previous talk on why I hate
Ash, well here is the seventh reason why, it's because he's dense. This guy doesn't
understand what love is or what it looks like. He always thinks of them as "buddies." When
he witness two people falling in love, he doesn't understand anything, not even Pikachu,
while other do. For the girls that fall in love with him, he just doesn't get it and
then goes straight for "getting ready for battle" mode. Even when he actually got kissed
on the cheek it doesn't seem like he is getting the feeling. I won't use any evidence from
the first or second season because he is like a totally different person.
There is only one thing that Ash would fall in love: Pokemon, well, mostly Pikachu, actually,
just Pikachu. Whenever Pikachu is about to be in his demise, Ash always tries to save
him, even if he's hundreds of feet above ground. And because of that, Ash is never gonna understand
love what so ever and never gonna fall in love with someone.
Well, maybe there's a slight chance he might understand love.
In the episode Crowning the Scalchop King from Adventures in Unova and Beyond, after
Ash's Oshawott wins the tournament and gets to stay with the queen and before realizing
the queen wants to be with a dewott and get *** and get disqualified, Ash said that
his oshawott really loves the queen. I was like, "wait, did he just said the word 'love?'"
Wow, that was unlike him. I thought he was going to say something else like being best
buddies, or wanting to staying with her, or even the word 'like' or have someone else
say the word, but Ash saying 'love?' Wow, this is an episode where he actually understands
love, he even understands a heart break and how to heal it. Maybe there might be a chance
of romance in him. Unless he doesn't know what he was talking about and will probably
forget everything. Well if you want to feel better, then here
are the girls that may be a possible loved one for Ash, in my opinion. It's not these
girls because we'll never see them again. It's not May and Dawn because they already
have someone, and it's not Iris because she's too good for him.
So that leaves with Misty and Serena. Misty is the first female protagonist, and even
though she is older than Ash, and she always pulls Brock's ear, she may be a strong choice
for Ash. The manga The Electric Tales of Pikachu shows strong implications. Serena knows Ash
from summer camp when they were little. When they reunite, Serena remembers him and develops
a crush, but Ash doesn't. Though they do seem close.
Oh, NOW he remembers her. (actually I'm quite surprised he did, because I thought it would
take at least a season or two.) Wow, they seem awfully close.
Could it be that they are the official canon all fans have been waiting for?
Nah! Knowing Ash he is gonna be too oblivious! If the creators decided not to give Ash a
girlfriend, well fine, let them. It's not like Pokemon is the only non-romance show/game.
Digimon, you see that many fans expected to see a couple because it's heavily implied,
but is it what they wanted? Do they show who gets paired up with whom? NO!
Yu-Gi-Oh. There are people that are in love with the main protagonist of each series.
Some are heavily implied, but is it official. Do they confess that they love each other?
Legend of Zelda. You see that Link always
tries to rescue Zelda when she's in trouble. It is obvious to see that Link really likes
her, but do they do that kiss? No! Well how about- Okay, I think you got the idea
But that doesn't matter, because that's why
fanfiction exists. People write their own story or draw their own art on which Ash should
be in love with, and it is their own dream. Well just to let you guys know that I am just
Well, that is it everyone, I still think Ash is not gonna find a girlfriend,
though it pisses me of because I wish Ash will find a girlfriend. But what's done is done.
You know I'm just one guy with one thought, and because of that, I'm sure that everyone will not make a big
deal out of this and no one will know me.
What the? Hey what happened to the security?
Bird head : Bone head just finished setting them up, but because the angry mob is so big,
several of them broke through.
What? Uh!
Well, this has been My Pokemon Talk and um,
"have a great day."
OH WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE-!
Hey guys! The angry mob, it's worse than I thought, and I think I have to escape and- oh God!