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This is going to be a list of random things about me, and there are only ten, so you won't
have to watch for too long. #1: I love chocolate (insert suspenseful/dramatic music here) Merrrrr
(weird noise). #2: If you're gonna buy me flowers, get me living plants, and not cut
flowers, just saying (hahaha me, you're ALLERGIC TO POLLEN!). *Cue more dramatic/suspenseful
music; that's for added comedy, not an actual threat...* #3: (irritated pause) Okay, so...my
birthday's in February, and it was on a Friday this year, so I went to school, and one of
my friends came up to me and she said,"Omygosh, you're so lucky--you have the same birthday
as Harry Styles!" Umm...excuse me, Harry Styles is lucky to have the same birthday as me--not
the other way around. Get your facts straight. #4: (awkward pause to check the paper--nice
going, me) I'm 13. *Moment of inability to retrieve paper from off-camera* #5: I'm almost
done with the 7th grade. #6: Last Monday was my 1st-ever track practice--yayyy!!! #7: I
ran the 800 in 4 minutes and 32 seconds. Whooo!!! *Morphs into strange high-pitched squeak--thx,
little bro. #8: I love to sing. #9: (awkward pause): I don't like dancing. #10: I am in
the middle of writing my first novel. I am currently on the sixth chapter. Hopefully,
I will be able to finish by the first day of my 8th grade year, which is my goal. And
then I will try to fix it up a bit and...see if I can get it published. So I will keep
you posted on that. *Thank you sooo much, Nathaniel--*sarcasm*sarcasm*