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[Narrator] With an explanation of how babies are made,
Here's "The Miracle of Reproduction," with Gilbert Gottfried.
[Gilbert] Reproduction is a wonderful
thing when two people in love let one slip past.
What better way to teach kids how babies are made than
to start with... fish? According to this chart,
the mother fish swims around and the father fish
farts fish *** out of his butt.
Got milt? Let's move on to birds.
This bird just figured out
***. Apparently,
the male bird just put his ***
into the female's tapeworm.
My god, look at all those babies.
That bird must be a professional
basketball player. Okay,
that didn't explain much, but let's talk about
Cows. That's where the *** is? Woah, look out!
Now he's got a baby that can peek out of it's mother's ***.
Peekaboo!
Finally we can talk about people having sex.
And who better to talk sex
than these two. My god,
can you imagine what their *** hair looks like?
[Man] What's going on, baby? [Gilbert] We don't get to see them naked but
here's a closer look at a naked woman.
Though I can't tell which way she's facing, who cares?
Am I right, fellas?
Once a month, a white dot goes out her inner ***.
Somehow this makes women act like
total ***. Then the ***
goes right on up there. Then you play with a balloon.
What the *** is foe-tus?
Here's how women with no arms have babies.
The baby slides right out
in the invisible force field. Easy!
So anyway, that's how I have sex.
Thanks for watching!
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