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Welcome back to the Washington Park continuance. Freedom Memorial: Boss Battle.
I am Deathtronhammer representing Mag Sam's Let's Play Syphon Filter
With me, is the truest man that I have ever met.
The man who could kill living video cassettes and phonebooths from across the land.
My compatriot, my cohort, my bother-in-arms and general stereo salesman: rm2kmidi
I am rm2kmidi and I am special.
He is special Ladies and Gentlemen.
rm2kmidi: "Short Bus" Special Deathtron: Short Bus
Anyway, prepare for awesome music! For, you know 1998
Alright! Let's resume!
That was *almost* badass!
R: That stuff's too heavy for him. D: Yeah...
D: Remember when we thought this was cool? R: Yes
This is a pretty good battle.
Oh no! Consuela is out of ammo!
R: And you can't use explosives here anyway. D: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to be melodramatic
That's kind of cool, that *makes synth sound*
I know! It's like our earliest exposure to techno more-or-less.
oh cool!
Okay! I am good. I am ready for murderism.
Murderology, is my.... my uh My career. MOVE!
Did he just call me a turkey?
"YOU'RE A TURKEY LOGAN!"
Of course, I'm doing this the lame way. I could just be hiding out right here and he'd be like:
"Where did he go? He can't possibly be behind the pillar I just saw him run behind! Nope!"
I'm gonna check out... ....your mom
R: Jeeze that was close! D: I'm making this like an action movie Ladies and Gentlemen!
I'm keeping (ya' know) you on your feet!
I should've brought sun tan lotion! OH! See I could be in an action movie!
Wow, I'm actually kicking his ***!
R: Why'd the fire stop? D: I don't know, yeah! It shoulda kept...
D: Ah... I .... I have nothing. I'm trying to think of some possible way it would just do that.
R: He decapitated the statue? D: Well he put a bomb there, see?
R: Ah... D: It's the *final* bomb. The mega!
Who is he going to kill with that bomb? It's within a building and no-one's in it! Small, confined.
R: Kill himself?
D: Yeah, maybe it's like a Ghandi thing
D: Yeah, what *are* they trying to protest? They never do, they're just like... terrorists, we're trying to terrorize people for the sake of terrorism.
They never really say, and it's like you know.
multi-ethnic, look at the name Anton Girdeux. Does that sound from Genericstan to you Ladies and Gentlemen?
And Rhomer? The Leader, Erik Rhomer is German
And the name of this terrorist group: is the Black Baton
Yeah
So I'm reeally trying to
I-I'm sorry, but thinking back, there is no reason why they're doing this.
Ok, should've seen where I was going!
R: So only the "Short Bus" people are from Generic-stan?
D: I guess, maybe it's like uh, buy a dozen, get one free? Baker's dozen of terrorists?
D: Did the game just slow down?
R: Yeah, I think it did.
I have thirteen bullets! An unlucky number!
Ok, do you challenge me to kill Anton Girdeux with the last thirteen bullets of this M-16?
R: I do challenge you. This is the challenge!
D: Alright, let's do this! GAAAAAABE LOGAN!
D: I suck! R: You failed your challenge... and you're gonna get burned alive. D: No I didn't!
Fine, let's see what...Mr. Shotgun has to say about that
R: I remember when I thought it was so cool that he had full body armor on.
D: Yeah, like those old-school bear suits?
R: It's just a gimick. It's isn't actually effective. D: OH and he's DEAD!
D: You know, maybe you should try to help him? Maybe he has INFORMATION?
R: They're gonna let him burn to death. D: I know! I'm just gonna walk away like a badass.
D: I'm gonna leave this man to burn alive Gabe Logan! You are an INHUMANE ***!
Anyway, Ladies and Gentlemen, Thank you for watching this continuation of Let's Play
Have a wonderful night.