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Once in a land of many trees
there lied two trees
and in between these two trees lied Saramon
She prayed for a day and a night to the yerro god
When she awoke, the yerro god bestowed infinite wisdom upon her
giving her the title of Saramon
the Asian girl between the two trees
Hey look at this
*Sooo much more Asian than Billy*
Simon thinks he's more Asian than me?
I guess
Yo Ima' take it to that kid to the mouth. Oh my God. Simon.
Why you disrespecting me?
What are you talking about?
You think you're more Asian than me?
Yea
I'm so Asian I drink soup with chopsticks
Woah, woah, break it up.
I'll teleport you to someone who can determine who is more Asian.
Oh hey, there's the Wise Asian girl with her barrier of wisdom
I see, Wise Asian, we need your help
Which one of us is the true Asian?
I shall put you guys through three trials to see who is the true Asian.
You guys will be tested on your musicality, artistic ability, and your speed.
The first test will be on musicality.
Touch my hand and I shall teleport you to the first trial
Linda, this is for you ;)
Crap, I forgot how to play piano.
The first trial is over. Now play C# and I shall teleport you two to the second trial.
Dude, where's C#
Whoa, teriyaki. Let's go.
This is the second trial. Whoever finishes the teriyaki first wins. Ready. Set. Go.
*onomnomnom* *elevator music* *onomnomnom*
Now drink water from the cup and I will transport you to the next trial
Whoa, how did we get here?
I have no idea
I guess we can just chill for a bit
So what's up dude?
These trials got me so wrong.
I know, I feel you.
So you got any girls going for you?
Silence. The second trial is over. Now this is the final trial. You two will be writing me a poem.
Let the trial begin.
Wise Asian, I have written a poem for my love
How beautiful love can be, on the streets love is hard to see. It's a place that got to be, loving you is loving me.
How beautiful love can be,on the streets love is hard to see. Gotta reach that frequency, loving you is loving me.
Wise Asian, I have written a poem too
Are you religious? Cuz you're the answer to all my prayers
Do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you?
You have a sun burn? Or are you always this hott?
Nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
The trials have been completed. Simon you are the true Asian, now you can join the true Asian brotherhood.
And from that day on, in the land of many trees,
in the land of many trees,
between two trees,
lied Saramon and Simonmon,
the wise Asians between the two trees.