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>>PFA: Hi! And welcome again to the next recording.
Let's see if this one works, 'cause the last one kinda crashed on me...
and I didn't like that.
So! Today's puppet show, we have character dice! It's not a d11, it's just two d6s, 'cause
d11s don't exist. But... well. This is the best we can do.
So! We'll see what happens. I have two dice--the first one will tell me [rolls 1st die] which
set to go with, and the second one will tell me [rolls 2nd die] what the actual number is.
So, today, I have...
Um... this is after six, so two after six... that would be... eight. That is Maya.
>>MAYA: Hiii~!
Cool, the lighting's actually better this time! I think you can actually see me!
Except when I do this. Oh well. Wheee!
>>PFA: Alright. Now let's see who gets to join you today, Maya. [rolls dice]
Oh joy! Look at that.
>>PEARL: Yaaay! I get to be with Mystic Maya~!
>>MAYA: Aw, yay, it's Pearly! Um... what should we do today, Pearly?
>>PEARL: Um, maybe we can play with the ball?
>>MAYA: But... PFA, you don't even HAVE a ball nearby, do you?
>>PFA: Uh, no, and even if I did, I wouldn't really be able to, like... do anything with
it, 'cause I only have two hands, and I'm using them both for you.
>>MAYA: Oh. Um...
...Maybe we can play Tag!
>>PEARL: Yay!
>>PFA: Uh... okay then. Have fun with that.
So. Next roll. [rolls dice]
Oh, that's... choose your own. Now let's see who the next one is... [rolls dice] ...Okay.
Cheryl...
>>CHERYL: Hiiii~!
>>PFA: Aaand... let's see... who should go with Cheryl today...?
...Hm. I'm just gonna roll again, 'cause I can't decide. [rolls dice]
...Aw, come on... [rolls dice]
...Alright then.
...Fran.
>>FRANZISKA: Um... I'm not sure what this is.
>>CHERYL: Hi~! You're that prosecutor lady, aren't you?
>>FRANZISKA: ...Yes.
>>CHERYL: Don't you have some kind of, like, whip, or something?
>>FRANZISKA: ...Yeees, but not on me right now, because, well, PFA hasn't made any props
for any of us.
>>CHERYL: ...Oh. Well... that's just like Kindle! 'Cause she has a whip, too!
>>FRANZISKA: ...You mean that ant woman?
>>CHERYL: Yes!
>>FRANZISKA: ...Um. I... you know she was on trial once! I was prosecuting her trial!
>>CHERYL: Um... yeah, I think she told me about that.
>>PFA: ...This is an exciting conversation.
>>CHERYL: Isn't it just~?
>>PFA: ...Come on, guys, let's, like, take this elsewhere.
...Yeah. As this continues to be... interesting. And... okie dokie. [rolls dice]
...Oh mai! [rolls dice]
...And more oh mai!
[takes a breath]
>>MAYA: Yay! I just finished playing Tag with Pearly~!
>>KINDLE: Uh, yeah, uh... what is going on, anyway? Wait... so let's see, you're the...
spirit medium one, right?
>>MAYA: Yep! I'm a spirit medium, and I can channel the spirits of the departed, you see~
>>KINDLE: ...Yeah. You've said that a lot, haven't you?
>>MAYA: Yep!
>>KINDLE: ...Um. Okay then. Er... [to PFA] ...this a really exciting show, you know.
>>PFA: Isn't it just~?
>>KINDLE: Uh... yeah. Um... I'm leaving.
>MAYA: Aw, she's just a stick in the mud. So, um... actually, I'm not sure what to do
here, either, 'cause now I'm all by myself.
...Uh. I could, like, summon spirits!
>>PFA: But I don't have any puppets of them.
>>MAYA: Oh, right. Um... well then... I guess it's time for a new roll! Bye~!
>>PFA: Uh, okay then. [rolls dice]
...Let's see... [rolls dice]
Okie dokie... look at that! Er, uh... come here... ha.
>>PEARL: Yay! That was fun, playing Tag with Mystic Maya~!
>>PFA: And here comes...
>>PEARL: Oh hi, Mr. Ed... Ed-ji... Ed-ji-werth.
>>EDGEWORTH: ...Yes. Um, hello.
>>PEARL: A-and, um... I don't know what to do. We're just kind of... here... what do
you want to do, Mr. Ed-ji-werth?
>>EDGEWORTH: Frankly, I would like to leave.
>>PFA: You're so exciting, Edgey.
>>EDGEWORTH: ...Hmph.
>>PEARL: ...Um. Well... bye.
>PFA: And... I guess that's it, because it's just been five minutes... and I don't want to crash
my computer again. So!
Goodbye, for now~! I can't wave with this hand... goodbye~! Farewell~!