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As a young boy growing up in Newquay, Cornwall
people always say to me
"You're not a real man, you don't play sports"
Well, I always say to them "I can eat more than those sportplaying 'mashomnics' can play
And that's why tonight I'm going to eat a jar of pickled eggs. Lets start with this one, he's looking pretty juicy if I can get my fork into it.
Oh well I'll tell you what, we'll take the one that can't escape. Oh there he is, look
at this. Mmmm pickled. I got the juicy half first. Do they taste nice? No.
Are you sure you don't want to go halves? Me and you. I don't even like eggs but I'll go halves if
you want I mean. If you wanna go halves I'll do it I don't mind. He's gonna be my backup
if I can't do this. I just need your help, as in to be like: "You can do it, you can do it".
Back in the day we were fools to believe that one man can eat a whole jar of pickled eggs, right
now I'm struggling after five, look at this. Do you need me Trehaine? Do you need me?
I need you to tag in. Lets cheer the eggs and we'll chump the eggs, cheers!
A lot of people say that eggs are all fat,
well they're just filled with protein, I'm gonna be like Hulk-***-Hogan
I thought I was a man, today I've learned, I'm just a boy.
Myself and Tom Forster are the ultimate epitome of LAD, well we've just found out that one
man cannot eat a jar of pickled eggs, enough said. I can eat pickled anything, Tom Forster
can eat egg anything and like, it can't happen.