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Do you wanna have a threesome with us?
No
I could be a little more rude right now, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Go away
...wanna come have a threesome with us? -Sure
Alright, we live like right over there. -Yeah, like right now
Yeah, sure
Oh, I'm not gonna grab your hand
You can grab my hand?
You wanna hold hers?
Uhm...sure
Wanna have a threesome with us?
Are you kidding?
Wanna have a threesome with us?
I'm down.
Yeah? Like you wanna go right now? -Let's go. -Yeah
Wait
Wanna have a threesome with us?
Maybe
I've never had somebody come up to me and ask that. Holy sh*t, what?
Our therapist suggested we, you know, try to spice things up a bit
I mean, you're really beautiful, but... -Thank you. -I'd rather just... -What about me?
What do you think about me? Am I cute?
I'm not gay, man, so... -But am I cute?
Uhm... you're a, you're a handsome dude
Thank you. -There you go. -Thank you. -You're handsome, too. -Thank you
Wanna have a threesome with us?
Uhm...sure
Yeah? -Yeah
Wanna have a threesome with us?
I'm good, thanks
Wanna have a threesome with us? -Not right now, sorry
But you would at some point? -I'd have to talk with my girlfriend first
Do you wanna call her up right now, cause... -No
Would she be down, though? -No, probably not
Wait, are you...wait, what? -I'm serious
This has never happened to me before
And you're gorgeous. -I'm gorgeous? Thank you
No, you both are gorgeous. -Oh, both of us. -Oh, thank you
So wait, what? Where are we going?
We're gonna have a threesome right now. Let's go
Oh, ok. Wait, I'm gonna follow you right now. -Yeah
That's against my religion. I'm a devout Catholic
Wanna have a threesome with us? -No. Thank you though
Wanna have a threesome with us?
Like right now.
No
Wanna come have a threesome with me and my boyfriend right now?
Yeah, not interested
What if I just watch?
That's... ok, that's even weirder
Do you wanna have a threesome with us?
Wait, what?
Are you serious?
I'm definitely a ***, so no
This is really weird and like serendipitous for like so many reasons, but I'm just gonna say no
Wanna have a threesome with me and my boyfriend right now? We live like really close. -No
Do you wanna have a threesome? -I would love to
Just a threesome?
No
Wanna have a threesome with us?
No, thank you
Would you be down to have a kind of fivesome?
Sure, let's do it
You're down? -I'm down. Let's do it
When? -Right now. -Oh, let's walk over to their house then
Let's go. -Let's go, yeah
Wait
We have to hold hands now?
I'm not down
You guys got Nutella?
Wanna have a threesome with us?
If I what?
If you would wanna have a threesome?
No, I'm 86 years old
I've got more than threesomes