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Greetings Klingon warriors.
Kerla, of the house MaHcha', and KwISt, of the house XuDetlh,
shall take the sacred oath, before these witnesses, and the naked stars above, that see everything.
To honor this union, we shall recount the battles that brought them together;
the hardships they overcame, in order to meet.
It began, as with most Klingon matters, in WAR...
We of the house MahCha' defy you to stand before us, and face your deaths.
That is, if you can leave your mothers' aprons long enough to try!
[audience "Wooo!"]
We must surely take the flank before they end up taking the western hunting grounds.
Who is that one who fights for them?
Hah! That is Kerla! Leader of the house MahCha'.
Oh, she is magnificent!
[Warrior grunts under mortal wounds.] [Audience applauds.]
Mistress--Allow me!
[Warriors grunt and struggle to the death.]
Shall we dance, my Lady? [War horn blows.]
Perhaps, but not today.
Come back and finish me like a REAL warrior.
You can't get away that easily!
I cannot waste time with you right now. We're taking your western hunting grounds this instant!
[Sound of a batleth splintering apart.] Mark my words... You had your chance to get rid of me. You are not going to get this chance again!