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- My expectations, right now, are
zero.
Which means that
whatever happens, will be awesome!
- Expectations will be exceeded, for sure.
- Whatever comes, is potato!
- Wow. Thats a nice family...
My first and only beer of this trip.
Look at this.
- I'm not so sure.
- If you catch me drinking another beer than this one,
f it.
- The Interrail from CP is the best!
- She is going to Paris with a young man from Bangl-
- Let me tell you something.
That was really uncool.
He just sold me for a euro and twenty cents.
- A euro and ninety cents, come on.
- Well, that's better. - A euro and ninety cents, come on.
- Well, that's better.
- A euro and ninety cents.
It's half a pack of cigarettes, for God's sake!
- Seven o'clock in the morning.
I got up first and responsibly woke up everyone.
- What a liar. I got up first and responsibly woke up everyone.
- What a liar.
- He was the last one to arrive to breakfast.
- If it weren't for me, we would still be in Vilar Formoso, - He was the last one to arrive to breakfast.
- If it weren't for me, we would still be in Vilar Formoso,
where this young lady almost married twice, yesterday.
- I've been told that
the problem with French women is that they are a bit dirty.
I must admit we have two Portuguese girls
that are adapting to the French,
since they didn't shower today.
It's official, we're in Paris!
- One of the favourite jokes here in Paris
is to try and give an ***, exotic, or maybe
even hardcore twist to the Eiffel Tower.
Some people like to present the Eiffel tower like this,
like they're actually serving it, using this optical illusion.
Like this?
- No. More to the left.
Too much. You're moving too much.
- It's not working?
I'm going to pretend to kick the Eiffel Tower.
- More to the right!
- But, without any doubt,
a man that visits Paris wants to show people
the following picture.
- For having payed nine euros and a half,
this is hard work
- It's around 6:30 here in Paris
and boy, are we exited right now.
Especially because we went to bed precisely at
let me think...
Two hours ago.
We are super fresh for yet another day.
And, unlike the usual jokes
about people going to Amsterdam,
saying that they won't remember anything, no.
This is the part we'll remember.
- Brussels. We are here for a visit
that will be memorable, in the grand city of Brussels.
Let's do this.
Now the fun begins.
Wonderful.
What a modern city...
I'm so amazed...
That's all I can take. Brussels?
We're done.
- It's 11:04, we're in Amsterdam, and...
- It's a well known fact that
Amsterdam is not just known for the dutch,
but mainly for the portuguese.
Take a look.
Holland, Holland, Holland.
You're all I've ever dreamed of.
Holland, Holland, Holland.
You're all I've ever dreamed of.
- We just arrived to Munich, just now.
It's 7:20. Who has a watch?
Confirmed?
- Confirm it.
- 7:10, in Munich.
Now, being in Munich,
what will we have for breakfast?
It's exactly what we'll see next.
- Here we are, in Munich, having breakfast
and listening mainly to the Germanic nutritionists saying that cereals are the best--
-start for the day.
- One of the things that impresses me the most is the fact that we can take a newspaper
and then, civically,
place a coin.
Because we are real portuguese people,
we're leaving.
- One of the biggest things that we can immediately see in Munich
is the fact that women, all of them,
or at least almost, have great legs.
It's so because they ride bicycles everywhere, what was also the case in Amsterdam.
Because we are people that understand the importance of public service,
let us show you some legs so you can see that we're speaking the truth.
Let's take a moment to say hello to the Austrians.
Hey, kid!
Here! For you!
Again. Different, this time.
Come on, so it's really cool for the Austrians.
Dude! Look!
Oh, they love this. They love it, they love it.
- So, we just arrived to Austria.
And when we get here, we invariably think of Jose Figueiras.
And what is there to say about Jose Figueiras?
that will want to interact with us
in a wild manner.
- Let's hope so, Alvim, because for now there're only
old people.
- But, but, easy.
If this won't happen,
I shall run naked
through the streets of Innsbruck.
- You're saying that torwards the camera?
- In Austria, let us toast to the great Austrian hero:
Jose Figueiras!
- It's almost 1:20 am.
If you look closely, you'll notice that we're next to the Casino in Innsbruck
and look at the crazy ambiance over there.
In an hour, this might be...
If it's his way now,
I can't imagine how it'll--
A client from the Casino of Innsbruck.
Finally we found someone to help us.
A quite intoxicated guide that volunteered to take us somewhere.
As you can see, he is rather interested in--
- Look, there he goes!
- It's our guide!
- Ze! Hey, Ze!
- And not a single
clue about Jose Figueiras.
The closest we've been to finding Jose Figueiras
was this little puppet,
where one can see that "tiroles" in austrian is
"tiroler".
That's how you say it.
The group fell in love with this person
on the first page of today's newspaper.
This sir with a mustache, for us the biggest reference from Innsbruck.
- Those who know Zurich and know how things work around there,
know that the best way of visiting Zurich is precisely
by not leaving the station.
I know this legend so well,
that I'm departing to Geneva right now.
- There he is!
- Here we are, just reached...
... to Geneva.
We haven't seen a single Portuguese
and we just arrived. It's incredible.
We've been in Geneva for 5 seconds.
Portuguese people:
zero, nothing.
I like to travel and see the world
- It's the last day, the last night,
my buddies in this trip are heartbrok--
They're just playing around for the camera,
but it's obvious that they are very, very sad
and
and nothing will be like it was before because, from tomorrow, I won't be part of the entourage
and it will be a misery.
However, the last hours are of great celebration
and we will do something completely original, am I right?
Oh there's no tomatoes like those from the emigrant
cucumbers like those from the emigrant
to make a really good salad.
Oh there's no tomatoes like those from the emigrant
- I would like to ask for your attention please,
and for a moment of reflection
The wine that I will absorb in a few seconds
just arrived.
This wine
costed 9 francs.
Let's think about this for a while, don't you guys think we should?
- Obviously, these are swiss army-knives.
We're in Switzerland!
- It's incredible that disasters don't just happen in Portugal.
For example,
Michel Telo is coming
to Geneva.
- So, here we are.
We are, precisely...
It's 2am, here in Geneve,
not "Genebra", but Geneve
and we found Portuguese culture.
So, let's make a toast to Portuguese culture,
to people that will always inclu-
*giberish*
- Do you speak French?
- English?
You have to leave this place because
*bullsh*t excuse*
- I hate Switzerland.
I hate this f*cking country.
Are my clothes bad? Look at me.
- You're not, Ines. What's going on?
-- Of course not, you're beautiful
- In Portugal, you make little money, but you put on your sweat pants
and your sweater
and you get in.
You get in and you have fun.
- And here?
- And you have fun with people with high heels and like that
and everyone likes each other.
And here, those sons of b*tches!
- What did they do to you, Ines? Tell us!
- They didn't let us in!
Get away from here!
- Why didn't they let you in?
- People here don't understand that the world,
the rest of the world is really awesome.
And you get in wherever you want!
And they're all "euhh,
"look at us, being cool and rich"
"with a Porsche"
Go f*ck yourself!
You don't know what life is.
Understand?
There, that was all.
- I'm crying with laughter.
- And effectively, everything ends well when
when everything goes well.
And after we slept here at a hotel
in the station of Geneva,
now I must fulfill the painfull duty
of saying goodbye...
of saying goodbye to everyone.